I've always wanted one of my threads to be necromancied.


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SAFETY BEAR HAS POSTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Grand Lodge

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Huzzah! Let safety reign until the end of this thread!

*bows*


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So...I hear that FaWtL thing is still going strong.
Too bad IAWOoMTtbN isn't as good of an acronym as FaWtL ;)

How do we make necromancy safe? Seems like a kinda risky occupation.


NewXToa wrote:

So...I hear that FaWtL thing is still going strong.

Too bad IAWOoMTtbN isn't as good of an acronym as FaWtL ;)

How do we make necromancy safe? Seems like a kinda risky occupation.

Page 2,959 of the sixth thread; specifically post 147,901. :D


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It seems like only yesterday IssacX posted his dismay of forum
Length, thus inadvertently starting a Thing


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This thread: Also way too long.

There, I've posted. Now it can die.


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Nah.


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This thread is like a fine wine...

Open it too soon and you've ruined for everyone! EVERYONE!

And all of you should feel terrible about what you're doing! Let it die!

Wait, I'm helping keep it alive...

But for what it's worth, here in Seattle we've had awful weather. Windstorms causing power outages even. Ugh!


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Hey, I'm in Seattle too!

Add that to the fact that we're both keeping this thread alive, and we've got like, TWO things in common!


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Just your average clone wrote:

Huzzah! Let safety reign until the end of this thread!

*bows*

SAFETY BEAR HAS A FOLLOWER! YOU SHALL BE THE FIRST TO ENTER THE RANKS OF SAFETY BEAR WORSHIPPERS, AND FOR THAT,I SHALL GIVE YOU A GIFT!

*Gives bottle of sacred Maple Syrup*


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Happy belated 100th post, by the way!


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*Pops open the fancy cider*


*Pours maple syrup into the cider*


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*Sets fire to the cider/maple syrup mix. Drinks it, accompanied by a half-pint of anti-freeze and horse tranquiliser, while riding a steamroller down the side of a mountain and juggling poisoned chainsaws*


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{enters, Safety Dancing} Did you bring enough for the whole class?

Grand Lodge

DANGER BEAR! STAY THY HAND!

*Pulls dead clone out of back pocket and wields as flail*

*Charges*

FOR THE BLOOD GO- I MEAN SAFETY BEAR!


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Nothing says safety like trying to kill someone drinking death in a bottle whilst juggling chainsaws using your own clone.


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The glory is mine!!!!!!!


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*Hits Danger bear with hockey stick*


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*Takes hockey stick off Safety Bear*

*Hammers rusty nails through hockey stick*

*Smears rat poison on rusty nails*

*Takes swipes at self with new, improved hockey stick, eyes closed, while drooling drunk and balancing on a greasy pole above a pit filled with acid-breathing sharks*


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Danger Bear
Danger Bear
Runs with scissors
'Cause he don't care
Household cleaners
He loves to try
Sticks a fork
In his own eye
Look out!
Here comes the Danger Bear

Jazz trumpets


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master_marshmallow wrote:
The glory is mine!!!!!!!

Have you had this waiting the entire time? Or did you stumble across it again?

:D


*Cries at the heresy before him.....goes back in time and makes sure Danger Bear was never born*

Grand Lodge

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*Walks into thread, casts Gentle Repose, and walks away*


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Interestingly, the target of Gentle Repose gets a Will save to resist


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Also, because of the unusual material component of the spell, it can only be cast with Eschew Materials if the target has fewer than 100 eyes

^ Your useless fact of the day


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Mashallah wrote:
Thread necromancy is an evil-aligned act and 2-3 of those are enough to cause an alignment shift.

But why is necromancy evil? What if I said please first?


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{quietly nibbles from box of slightly-moldy Teddy Grahams}


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Mostly Harmless Bear Cub wrote:
{quietly nibbles from box of slightly-moldy Teddy Grahams}

*Asks if Mostly Harmless Bear Cub wants to have a sacred hockey stick. Bears stick together, after all!*


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*Drives a steamroller through a bed of quicksand filled with landmines*


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Coffee? Tea? Cigars?


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So it's been a few days. Does this qualify as a necro?


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Ice Bear will be a star.


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Good job, minions. At this rate, this thread will indeed never be in a position to be necromancied.

Keep up the good work.

Here's something for you to play with.

*tosses a lit dynamite stick with an extremely long fuse into the thread*

*leaves*


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Anyone needs snacks since we are gonna be here awhile?


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YES


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Bad time to post?


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It's NEVER a bad time to post in this thread. We must all remain mindful that this thread is NEVER necroed.


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Over 25 hours since the last post...

Does that count a thread renaissance?

Grand Lodge

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No.

Well, I ruined it.


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Danger Bear will dance amongst the caltrop and sinkhole-ridden ruins.

Grand Lodge

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I suggest you leave now, lest I call safety bear to sort you out!

Liberty's Edge

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I'm Batgnome!


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Man, it was almost a whole month that time.


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This thread needs Swordsages and Ninjas! Where are you when you want to prevent a corpse from falling over by repeated application of super stealthy Sneak Attacks?


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Matt Damon!!!


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Puts mirror in front of thread's lips. Notes that no mist appears on glass. Drags thread to Pet Cemetery. Buries it.

Walks away, dusting hands. 'Well that takes care of that..."


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Nope! Still kicking. You didn't dig it deep enough—damn thread still had air.


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Necromancy is bad mmmkay?


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Yes. Can't let it happen.

In other news, cats have been shown to lick their butts.

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