As long as the game doesn't turn into a self-aware sentient strange loop and try to absorb the players into its consciousness... although now that I type that out, it sounds pretty awesome.
I compulsively hijack discussions. I should be more than just slightly embarrassed, but my shamuary gland is mis-shappen. Or I don't have enough shametones in my system. Something like that.
There is a power in the universe that prevents this, greater than even the most powerful of the Gods, little is known of these enigmatic, apparently all powerful beings, but some whisper of 'the writers' and hope that the displeasure of these omnipotent beings never turns on them.
"And lo, someday shall come the Breaking of the Fourth Wall and the character shall become the player and the player the character and your lampshades shall provide no protection."
Well, the rest of this thread isn't very well played, so someone had to do something right eventually.
It's true. Like how if you have a million monkeys at a million typewriters, eventually they'll all die. Then you'll have a million dead monkeys. Who the hell wants a million dead monkeys?
:raises hand:
Best for all parties concerned you not know the details.
