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That's pretty low, Wolfie. Sounds like it's your ray or the high ray.


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I remember when you told me to hit the highway.

Even after I covered up the Lake Tahoe incident.


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I just manta teach you a lesson.


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Yeah, KC's Traumatized Teddy Bear, stop carping about it.


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Well, I for one am glad he's not being koi about standing up for himself. I think it's the right trout to go down. It takes gurnards to do that.


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I'll just flounder around, trying to think of fish puns. I hope it doesn't fill you with eel will...


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Okay, this thread is starting to stink. It's not a lively batch of fresh fish puns anymore.

It's just offal.


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No need for all the shark.

You are right though. This is starting to get a bit goldfish.* I'm just gonna take a bass on all the rest of these.

*Get it? 'Cause old? That one was a bit desperate.


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OFFAL?


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It's offal-cial!


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Stop talking garbage.


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Wait are you wanting us to stop talking about garbage, or are you requesting that we prevent the garbage from talking?


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Get yer own!


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Talonhawke wrote:
Wait are you wanting us to stop talking about garbage, or are you requesting that we prevent the garbage from talking?

I think that last one would be "Stop talking, garbage."


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I think it means that Sissyl wants to stop garbage that talks. This was either directed at Bleached Otyugh or Oscar the Grouch.


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The trash heap has spoken. Nyaaah!


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Well, I certainly haven't been able to stop Bleached Otyugh from talking. It seems to have been drawn by the quality of the puns.


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He was here before the puns. Therefor working on the quality of the puns clearly won't help the situation.


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Does this thread remind any of you guys about fleshwarping?

One shudders to think what keeping it alive will form...


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OK, now we have to find out...


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EXACTLY!!!!!!! SAFETY BEAR!!!!


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Whoa there! Not letting you off that easy!

*Revives thread and shoves tube full of abominable goo into arm*

'Reckon we'll get sump'n reaaaaal ugly...


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CRAP IT'S DYING!!!! Preparing to shock, give me 2 cc's of CLWs and a mage with a electricity cantrip. MEDIC, MEDIC!!!!!!!!


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Yes, yes, I am a medic, leave it all to me. Stand back and let me handle it.

*sits down with a shovel on his lap*


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Nuh uh. Thread is still alive.

Vultures.


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That which is not living, cannot die
and something something, tough luck, guy.


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Sissyl wrote:

Nuh uh. Thread is still alive.

Vultures.

Whoo-ha!


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*Pumps more goo*

Looks like it grew a tentacle. And a hatred for all humankind

...

What if insert we them beetles? I have no idea what would happen...

*Inserts beetles*


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Sorry, I know i should wait a little longer before posting... But I'll forget.

What if we insert them Beatles, instead. [snork.]


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goo goo g'joob!


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Drow Fleshwarper wrote:

*Pumps more goo*

Looks like it grew a tentacle. And a hatred for all humankind

...

What if insert we them beetles? I have no idea what would happen...

*Inserts beetles*

None of that! Cut it out with the beetles! Oi!


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LLLLLIIIIIIVVVVVVEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!


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BUT BEETLES AREN'T SAFE!


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I haven't seen this since it moved. Content was not disappointing.

Grand Lodge

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*waiting patiently*


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Safety Bear wrote:
BUT BEETLES AREN'T SAFE!

GOOOOOOD!!!!


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Safety Bear wrote:
BUT BEETLES AREN'T SAFE!

Define safe... Because by design they won't kill anyone... Just create extreme unBEARable agony.


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Ice Bear thinks the Beatles were overrated.


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Danger Bear believes the theory that Paul McCartney exploded and was replaced by a burning sulphuric acid, C4 and LSD golem in 1967.


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KOO KOO KAH JOO!


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That's right keep it flowing we must not let it pass in vain!


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AM WALRUS wrote:
KOO KOO KAH JOO!

You and me. We're taking this outside. Right. Now.


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Dude! That walrus is gonna punch that other walrus in the kisser!


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Like, man, all these walruses need to all just chill out and get along. Like, you ever notice how the word "walrus" ends in "us"?

Think about it.


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Walrus Slaad wrote:
AM WALRUS wrote:
KOO KOO KAH JOO!
You and me. We're taking this outside. Right. Now.

.

♫♪ "Wait a minute baby
Stay with me awhile
Said you'd give me light
But you never told me about the fire...
" ♫♪


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Walrus Slaad wrote:
AM WALRUS wrote:
KOO KOO KAH JOO!
You and me. We're taking this outside. Right. Now.

{waits until they both leave so he can steal their sunning rock}


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Walrus Slaad wrote:
AM WALRUS wrote:
KOO KOO KAH JOO!
You and me. We're taking this outside. Right. Now.

AM WALRUS LOVER NOT FIGHTER

YOU LOOKING FOR AM PALADIN

MAYBE LOOKING FOR AM BARBARIAN

KOO KOO KAH JOO!


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Some people call me the Sex Fondue
Some people call me the Walrus of Lurve
Some people call me 'Barry'
Because that's muh name.


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AM WALRUS wrote:
Walrus Slaad wrote:
AM WALRUS wrote:
KOO KOO KAH JOO!
You and me. We're taking this outside. Right. Now.

AM WALRUS LOVER NOT FIGHTER

YOU LOOKING FOR AM PALADIN

MAYBE LOOKING FOR AM BARBARIAN

KOO KOO KAH JOO!

AM ALSO AVAILABLE IF WANTED FOR FIGHT!

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