rashly5's mother warned him that if he made that face it would stay that way. He never listened.
Everything about KahnyaGnorc is illusory except their teeth, and even those are actually somebody else's
The GoatToucher shrine in KahnyaGnorc's room creeps out everyone except for GoatToucher.
S*4 has a well worn Betamax copy of my first video: "Tub-Time with GoatToucher and Friends".
What he uses it for is his business, but suffice it to say that he should be ashamed.
KahnyaGnorc has a shame-powered dirigible, capable of reaching a speed of over five knots when exposed to GT's Instagram.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet communicates mainly via rearranging coat hangers when no one is looking. It has taken linguistics professors decades to understand what each arrangement of hangers means.
Ventnor lives in his make believe pirate ship under a bridge in New Jersey, selling coffee made from jelly beans.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet managed the Jubilee showgirls for 3 months, but was let go because of his insistence on follow through with daily pull my finger jokes.
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IHiYC has a lovely bunch of coconuts.
Just don't ask where he got them.
Never ask where he got them.
GoatToucher wants to know what love is.
To be exact, he thinks he already knows, but the judge disagrees, and says he is to find out properly if he wishes to avoid a custodial sentence.
After using up a bottle of shampoo, Pulg eats the bottle rather than throw it away. He's environmentally conscious like that.
Ventnor does not trust anyone shorter than a human.
This is because a band of adventuring gnomes painted vulgar images of him at a shrine of Tiamat; causing other dragons to tease him. While he was destroying the images they robbed his treasure hoard, further shaming him among his peers.
If Crag_Irons ever removed the underscore from his name, his feet would immediately be eaten by faeries. They've been trying to trick him into removing it for years now.
Sinister Stan: Schemer Supreme is the latest promotional model in a line of schemers, following such titles like Sailor Susanne: Schemer Salty and Sycophantic Steve: Schemer Subordinate.
rashly5 is still holding a grudge against Rocket Raccoon for beating him out in auditions for Guardians of the Galaxy.
Stately KahnyaGnorc Manor is stately in name only.
When Generic Dwarf #112 visits the pub, he pulls off the horns on his helmet and demands that one be filled with Cointreau and the other, spinach flavoured Mountain Dew.
Pulg is the creator of spinach-flavored Mountain Dew. It is extremely popular with sailors whose lower arms are swollen and much larger than their upper arms.
IHIYC is my dealer, er baker, yeah baker.
KahnyaGnorc is a moderately priced and reliable family station wagon.
Pulg was a hot rod once. Now he is merely a lukewarm rod.
Ventnor has a portal to the Plane of Hot Gas located in his tail region.
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KahnyaGnorc use to have a profile picture, but after witnessing a crime the government paid for plastic surgery so he could hide among a community of invisible stalkers.
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To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say,
No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip
The stranger there among them had Crag_Irons on his hip
Crag_Irons on his hip.
Pulg was once a member of an adventuring company called "The Gold Bricks". They invaded a fire giants home, unfortunately all but Pulg died. Pulg managed to survive by hiding in one of the giant's beard.
He lived off of the crumbs caught in the giants beard for two weeks before the giant finally took a bath. The giant died of a heart attack when his beard came to life and started to bite his face while in the hot spring. This allowed pulg time to escape.
Down in the west Texas town of El Paso
Crag_Irons fell in love with a Mexican girl.
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Yippee ky-oh
Yippee ky-ay-yay-yay
GoatToucher's in the sky.
Let me tell you a story all about how
His life got twisted upside down
Now just wait a moment, go and sit
I'll tell you why He's Hiding In Your Closet.
Ventnor's in love with an uptown girl.
Syssyl's a Lady!
WOAH-WHOA-WOAH she's a Lady!
WOAH here he comes!
Watch out all
He'll feel you up!
WOAH here he comes!
He's a GoatToucher!
These little brown grues
Are bleeding today
He's got a steely partizan
KahynaGnorc, KahnyaGnorc.
That is not really a hat on IHIYC's head - that is the real IHIYC.
Deacon Teddy has a radiator filled with pasta.
Pulg just figured out where all of his pasta went.