Did you know that the only reason Hannibal won as many battles as he did was because of his impressively coifed hair? It really is a big booster for troop morale!
Then I was hit by an arrow in the knee at Zama and couldn't be a hairstylist again for some reason. It all went downhill after that.
The next poster was a Medieval plumber.
The Game Hamster wrote:
Your first mistake was assuming that people have an attention span that's longer than a goldfish's.