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Freedom Bird does not enjoy Freedom Rock.

He's all about the Freedom Rap.

Scarab Sages

GoatToucher stuck the ambulatory Pop-Tart where the sun don't shine...

...a cupboard, so it wouldn't dry out.


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IHIYC was the mastermind behind the ambulatory pop-tart mess, however, things got out of hand real fast once the pop-tarts figured out he was cutting his carbs.


TGH was the mastermind behind ambulatory pop-socks, pop rocks and pop shots.


Pulg was the source of the fibers used to make the ambulatory pop socks.

Scarab Sages

The Game Hamster was briefly roommates with the legendary Boo.


I'm Hiding in Your Closet hid once in my closet. He's still looking for the way out. He's going to need psychological support after being there.


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Kileanna has a brass frying pan on the end of her metre-long prehensile tongue.


Pulg once had a prehensile tail, but they got a divorce. The tail is now living happily in Albuquerque.


KahnyaGnorc once lived in a hut made out of Pulg's hair for a month... Then he evicted her, and the law had to forcefully remove her from his stomach.


The Game Hamster is actually a miniature giant space game hamster.


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Vidmaster7 got his name from his killer VHS collection back in the 80's. However, it all went downhill fast when his tapes got loose and killed half the town.


KahnyaGnorc requires everyone that plays table top RPGs with her to were clip on ear rings, granting in game boons to the player that has the gaudiest set.


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Craig_Irons was originally Craig_Irons, the lab-grown offspring of Daniel Craig and Jeremy Irons.


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KahnyaGnorc once tried to take over the world but was thwarted by two lab mice.


The Game Hamster disguised himself as a mouse by wearing a fake tail just to approach the aforementionated lab mice to convince them to thwart KahnyaGnorc's plans.


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Kileanna_after_learning_how_to_time_travel_was_forced_to_sign_a_no_interfer ence_contract._Which_is_why_she_was_forced_to_just_watch_as_the_world_was_c onquered_by_mice.


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Drone-on is slightly insane after a 2 minute long session of corded interface between himself and friend computer.


The Game Hamster has OCD about books that are not put back where they belong. He is driven nuts by the sight of an unopened book laying down. (Open books also if not being used.) He is compelled to place them back on a shelf.


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Unique Commoner enjoys placing books, both opened and unopened, in places where they don't belong just to watch The Game Hamster work to place them back.


Uncle Teddy does not have any blood related nieces or nephews. His parents actually gave him "Uncle" as a first name.


Crag_Irons would walk a million miles to cauterise piles.


Pulg is my barber.


Fred longs to travel the world, see interesting places, eat interesting people...


UTBF body does not make keratin. His claws are actually stone decorations, and his fur is a type of moss plant. This is because he is actually a chia pet.
(KahnyaGnorc is a ninja! That is why you can not see her.)

KahnyaGnorc is a computer program from the future, sent to mess with our minds.


The Unique Commoner has actually 5 identical twins, all of them commoners, all of them unique.


Kileanna has had her feet replaced so often, her natural feet are begining to look like pine-cones


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The Game Hamster's arch-nemesis, The Game Gerbil, often stains the Game Hamster's reputation by disguising himself as the Game Hamster and doing nefarious things like steal, murder, and being overly-generous to PCs in terms of loot.

Scarab Sages

KahnyaGnorc likes to sneak around slamming random people on the ass with a personalized rubber stamp that says "Sometimes You Feel Like A Gnorc, Sometimes You Don't!"


IHIYC is nuts, Pulg's not . . . not nuts. The whole jingle falls apart there . . .


KahynaGnorc is the inventor, sole manufacturer and World Number One Virtuoso Player of the CatCordian. He has recently announced plans for a combination Snow Leopard/Bassoon, which we all very much alook forward to seeing in action.


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Pulg drinks his coffee out of the Holy Grail and scratches his back with the Spear of Destiny.


Uncle Teddy has told Destiny that Pulg has her spear. When he told her what he uses it for, she responded, "He can keep it."


KahnyaGnorc is the one who gave Destiny's spear to Pulg.


The Game Hamster gave stats to both the Holy Grail and the Spear of Destiny so they were a thing. He never expected Pulg to loot them, though.


Kileanna gives stats to random things, then takes bets on whether adventurers try to kill and/or loot those things.


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KahnyaGnorc has the Spear of Destiny's Child and the Holy Crystal Gayle, both of which he was forced to remove from his first draft of 'Legends and Lore' after threats of legal action.

Scarab Sages

Pulg's neckbeard has its own internal skeletal structure.


IHIYC is actually not wearing a jester hat. In fact, he's a twi'lek and those are his head tails.


A Saliva Colonizer used to be a Colonial Salivater, but the saliva decided to rebel.


KahnyaGnorc used to be the Chief-clergy-person/head abbot/most holy father of a religious order of monks, until they all realized that he was just an alias on a paizo forum.


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The Game Hamster is not just an alias. He is a highly intelligent mutated lab rat and he has a difficult time posting because he still hasn't found a keyboard of his size.


Kileanna is a blood elf, but not the former-High-Elf-who-turned-to-demonic-influences-to-sate-magical-addiction kind. She's an elf made up entirely of blood.


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KahnyaGnorc in fact does have an avatar. However it is only visible if you are very intelligent.


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Vidmaster use to be bald. His amazing hair growth story is all thanks to a product called Hair Pulg. Which of course was invented by our very own Pulg, patent pending.


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Crag Irons is not really a name but a complete phrase. Crag wears his clothes without a single wrinkle and is proud of it.

Silver Crusade

Kileanna is prosecuting the company that sold her radioactive toothpaste.

Scarab Sages

Chocolate Thief is suing the homeowner who deliberately left out some white chocolate for him to steal.


IHIYC has been sued by Chocolate Thief and me these days. It's definitely not being a good week for him.


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Kileanna travels back in time while invisible to move items around at her work. She enjoys the non-harmful frustration it causes for a mean co-worker.

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