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Snow White's Mother sleeps with it under her pillow.


Pulg was rescued by the fifth prince, he accidentally suffocated the first four with his hair.

Scarab Sages

KahnyaGnorc keeps her face pressed within the pages of a thick book like an old flower. You know, for safekeeping.


IHIYC was once turned into a cockroach and we're still not entirely sure if he ever fully transformed back.


rashly5 is the brother of Jonny5 the guitarist of Rob Zombie, it is unknown who is older though.


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Raven Moon is the only person ever to qualify for the coveted Disco Bowman prestige class.


Pulg was the original inspriration for this song.


Fred was once an undead bear, but he got better.


KahnyaGnorc is still an undead bear, since Fred used up all of the Undead Bear Cure serum.

Grand Lodge

Ventnor has a cousin named fluenor, who is a chimney sweeper.


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Just your average clone has no cousins - just lots and lots and lots of siblings. In fact, Just your average clone is the middle child of 9,999.


Uncle Teddy, interestingly enough, has no nieces or nephews.


KahnyaGnorc Kahnnot, in fact, Gnorc.


GotaToucher, however, can Gnorc - and that is why he is banned in over 27 alternate realities and Florida.


Grandpa Wonderbra has been banned in 560,789,470 locations, all of which no longer exist.


KahnyaGnorc has been taking some Gnorcing classes at his local community college.

Scarab Sages

Ventnor once lobbied the Vatican to change the line in the Lord's Prayer about "give us each day our daily bread" to "give us each day our daily princess."


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I'm Hiding In Your Closet once lobbied the Vatican to create a new position - the Mega-Pope, with him being the first one. He later dropped the idea when they said they would agree to it, but only if IHIYC discarded his trademark headgear and wore one of their design.


Uncle Teddy doesn't have a winged helmet. His ears are just that big.


KahnyaGnorc wrote:
Grandpa Wonderbra has been banned in 560,789,470 locations, all of which no longer exist.

* whistles innocently *

KahnyaGnorc actually does not exist - rather they are the dream manifestation of Crong Aynhak, an ancient linnorm. If ever the beast should awake KahnyaGnorc, and this reality, shall cease to exist.


Grandpa Wonderbra is not allowed to be within 5 miles of the Taj Mahal.

He knows why.

Grand Lodge

Ventnor's spikes taste like spoiled candy corn. This is an evolutionary trait that runs only in his family.


Just your average clone knows both what Ventnor's spikes and spoiled candy corn taste like because he was part of the team involved in the taste-testing. His tongue will never be the same.


Fred sacrificed his tongue in Vietnam so that his squad mates could live.


Freedom Bird isn't really a bird - they're really a sugar glider in a really good costume.


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The "Grandpa" in Grandpa Wonderbra is an honorary title, as he lost the parts necessary to conceive in a tragic accident on the fields of Thermopylae.


After an bungled Running of the bulls at Pamplona, KG is down to three testicles.


GT isn't very nice. Now he's kidnapped Kanye Gnorc's wife Kim Gnorc. Dammit, GT!


Sissyl's name is actually an acronym "Sally is so sure you lose." Who is this Sally, and how is she so sure? These have been lost to the annals of time.


Kanye Gnorc, of course, being the Keeper of the Anals of Time.

EDIT: Sorry. Annals of Time.


Sissyl lost the Anals of Time in GoatToucher's workroom.

Maybe its better for history if they stay there.


Ventnor's version of Dr. Who has several levels in the Proctologist prestige class. Soon, he hopes to become an Anals of Time Lord.


Pulg starred in Anals of Time as a younger man.


GoatToacher wrote, directed, and produced Anals of Time. He won several Emmys and several Oscars for his work. Well, actually, that's what was thrown at him when he pitched his idea to several Movie Studios and a few television networks before producing it as an off-off-off-Broadway musical.

Grand Lodge

Grandpa Wonderbra's suit is made of unicorn hair, but he won't tell you where the hair came from on the unicorn.


Just your average clone knows. He is my tailor.


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Grandpa Wonderbra has 4 clones working for him. One's a tinker, the second's a tailor, the third's a soldier, the fourth's a spy. They all look like Gary Oldman.


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Gary Oldman looks exactly like KahnyaGnorc, but KahnyaGnorc looks nothing like Gary Oldman.

What's going on?


Pulg worships the transitive property as a deity, so he's confused when it doesn't work.


KahnyaGnorc wrote:
The "Grandpa" in Grandpa Wonderbra is an honorary title, as he lost the parts necessary to conceive in a tragic accident on the fields of Thermopylae.
KahnyaGnorc wrote:
Grandpa Wonderbra has 4 clones working for him. One's a tinker, the second's a tailor, the third's a soldier, the fourth's a spy. They all look like Gary Oldman.

Damn you - these both made me laugh.

KahnyaGnorc is worshiped as the God of War by dust bunnies, hair clogs, and dryer lint. Their holy weapon is misplaced keys stuffed into lost socks - more effective than you realize.


"Grandpa Wonderbra" is an anagram for "Wumpus Amalgamated".


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For Sissyl, politics as usual involve starting several dozen dumpster fires.

We should all strive to follow Sissyl's example.

Grand Lodge

Ventnor is a master bad-example-setter. The pay is decent, if you don't work part-time.


JYAC gets paid to be average. The pay is so-so.


KahnyaGnorc gets paid to be paid. The pay is surprisingly good.


Ventnor gets paid to be good.

He doesn't get paid very often, because he's so naughty.


Pulg used to get paid by nose hair length, but he bankrupted several solar systems before the contract expired...

Grand Lodge

KahnyaGnorc used to be known as KaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahnyaGnorc.


Just your average clone used to be the standard which all clones were measured against. Then, Just your above-average clone was created and now he's out of a job.


S4 spent billions on developing Just Your Above-Average Clone, only to get a 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000001% increase.

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