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JDTV was in a funk band. They didn't actually play any music, unless you put seven people farting constantly for two hours into that category.
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IHIYC knows this due to the fact that he was going through a (rather short lived) stage of hiding in tubas.
TGH once converted a disused sousaphone into a delightful multi-storey nest that could accomodate his entire family.
It was at that point when Dumbledore was "killed", that we learned it was really Pulg wearing Dumbledore's skin like a scuba suit. Pulg survived, but you'll notice that Harrison Ford has been looking and acting kinda weird lately.
JTDV is the internet's premier writer of "Snilly" fan fiction.
GoatToucher actually has three eyes. He closes one eyelid because that's where the other two are!
JTDV stands for Jiggly Tasmanians Despise Vacuums.
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Pulg stands for no one. The King walks in, Pulg sits. The Queen stands up, he still sits. The bomb inspector suddenly starts running the other direction, Pulg...
**BOOM!**
...the smoke clears...
Pulg is still sitting!
JTDV is a collective of monkeys banging out answers on random forums day in and day out. Have no fear, they are well cared for, given regular walks, and receive full health care coverage, including dental and emergency coverage.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet suffers from vitiligo. It is not what you think; your dirty. Vitiligo is a condition where pale white patches develop on the skin. It is due to a lack of colour (pigment) in the affected areas of skin.
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CI was bitten by a radioactive dermatologist as a teenager. His skin-related powers are nothing short of amazing.
Sissyl wasn't actually named after the sound of bacon frying. <-- false factoid!
Sissyl was bitten by a hyperactive dermatologist as a teenager, which is why she runs around very fast, smearing aloe vera gel on people.
EDIT: JDTV has yet to experience this, since smearing aloe vera gel on an ankheg is just stupid.
Pulg was the hyperactive dermatologist, and also enjoys smearing Aloe vera on people, but for entirely unrelated reasons.
KahnyaGnorc routinely scores upwards near 87,000 points every Scrabble game just by sticking random letters together. As proof, I give you "KahnyaGnorc".
JTDV was just a normal teenage boy until he was bit by a spider in a laboratory. As you can see the effects were stronger than the more commonly told tale.
Despite his avatar and his username, Libra Loco is much more balanced than his name suggests.
Marianna of Balador's nearsightedness and Parkinson's tremors have been affecting the customer satisfaction rating of her proctology clinic.
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...For all her customers bar GoatToucher.
GoatToucher secretly plants misleading clues on Oak Island just to keep the show going.
As an invisible stalker, KahnyaGnorc was teased by photographers as a child. To this day the sight of a camera makes her blood boil.
Captain Yezzir was thrown out of the Wu-Tang Clan after they assessed him as insufficiently Old, Dirty and Bastard.
Pulg is a heavy weight pugilist, but is considering quitting because his record is 0-178.
In fact, they used to call him Kid Gorgeous. Later on, it was Kid Presentable. Then Kid Gruesome. And finally, Pulg.*
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*borrowed from The Simpsons (The Homer They Fall)
JTDV is a heavyweight Onanist, and few are willing to challenge him.
*I did not know there was a name for that, but I was aware of the origin of the term.*
GoatToucher turned to real estate sales to make a living after his failed attempt at ranching. Don't worry, he did not give up on his dream of being a rancher. He still does it part-time.
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Captain Yezzir is a world-famous trainer of racing bricks.
Boo-urns!
Once a year, a flower blooms in KG's hair. It the buds and grows into a small, sweet fruit. Eating this fruit will extend the consumer's lifetime by a hundred and one years, but they will be unable to taste salty foods for the duration.
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GoatToucher's right eye was replaced by a tiny 8-ball. It will answer questions if pressed. Sadly, the answers are just action movie one-liners.
KahynaGnorc has fought 37 men. Only one survived, and he has no legs!
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You mean the HAIRY grail.
IHIYC would know this if he was better versed in ancient aramaic.
Sissyl is not versed in ancient aramaic, but she's an expert on Carthaginian, also called Punic language. She's also fought on the Punic wars.
Never said there was.
IHIYC is justly famed for the time he marched an army, backed up by war-trained walruses, against Cleveland.
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Sissyl war-trains walruses and then sells them to foreign countries trying to instigate war between them to cause a walrus apocalypse.
Kileanna was once a walrus before emigrating into dryer and hotter climates.
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KahnyaGnorc is an expert at disarming unexploded Walruses.
Pulg however, is an expert in re-arming these unexploded Walruses.
Edit: this is mostly due to the fact that if you stuff enough hair into anything, it will explode.
TGH made a rigorous series of experiments to validate this. He even managed to explode a book with enough hair in it.
IHIYC is very afraid of me for that very reason.