Gaugh! It's so bright in here....
You need more hair
Aye, verily, and e'en in the bright and mirror'd realms of faerie doth thy fancy roam, where dreams do caper and whims twinkle amongst the shadow'd forest of thine imaginings.
TL; DR: I winneth.
Aha! Alias blitzes! This calls for a really b$&#%in' guitar solo!!!
It's just another day in Paradise, trust me.
I HAVE SLEPT FOR 1000 YEARS! WHO HAS DISTURBED ME!?
Your alarm clock. Your late for work.
You ain't just whistlin' Dixie.
Well, Dixie wasn't whistlin' me! How else should I respond to such insult!?
MATT DAMON!!!
Vistlin' Wentnor.
I toast the participants of this thread. Ya'll can go home now. Competition is over. I got this one.
Oh man, I'm so toasted. You would not believe how toasted I am.
Competition, though? Not cool. Way to harsh my buzz, Colonel Bummer.
Who you gonna call?
Oh, you exaggerate.
It's merely crowded and ever ongoing.
TODAYS ME BIRFDAY SO WRAP THE WIN UP AND HAND IT OVER!!!!
Happy birthday MBT! I made you a cake. If it looks like it's made of molten lava, that's because it is. Enjoy!
Today is my mom's birthday too. I'll take the win in her honor.
What does honor taste like?
Post this.
Ground paladin tastes like bacon.
Honor tastes like fluffy bunnies and samurai swords (katana).
Probably not, but they all scream when held above hot coals or lava.
The floor is now lava. Again.
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Why aren't lava tories Magmin who happen to vote Conservative? I demand an answer!