Rock n' Roll Troll wrote:
I was originally going to make a joke about playing them all at the same time, but then I remembered Genesis.
Of course you did.
How could you forget Phil Collins?
I hope you didn't forget Phil Collins.
Phil Collins gets very angry when he's forgotten, which might make life very unpleasant for YOU!
Phil Collins met Sinister Stan backstage during Genesis' tour of Albanian meat-packing plants in 1986.
Stan attempted to recruit Phil Collins into his villainous cabal, promising wealth and power beyond his, Phil Collins', wildest dreams.
Stan did not know quite how wild Phil Collins's dreams actually are, otherwise he would not have made such a paltry, derisory offer.
>>Ask ANY of Captain Yesterday's aliases whatever you want, except that one thing (you know what it is!!)<<
Phil Collins has disarmed them all.
Your puny traps are useless against Phil Collins.
Neither mortal nor immortal can produce a snare, or lock, or puzzle, that Phil Collins cannot defeat.
Anyone who thinks that rogues are a weak class needs to talk to me, Phil Collins, and I will show them what-for.
Now that's over and done with, I shall wish my good friend, Captain Yesterday, a happy birthday, and play a drum solo.
*Thump-a-thump-a-thump. Rubadubabadubababa Biddley Dump ting TISH wap bediddleydiddley thump rubbathump ting TISH ting TISH tishtishtish rubbadubbadubbadubbadubba BRANNNNGGGGGG*
That last bit was Phil Collins hitting a gong, by the way.
captain yesterday wrote:
Mmmyeah. Woooh yeah. Say my name. Oooorgh. Mnmnmneeeh. No jacket required. Unghl. HUNH!