Him I would let Fester eat.
Well you can't beat them...
So what clan of vampires are all of you? reiner screams bruja to me.
COUNT REINER HEYDRICH'S WEARING DIRTY SOOOCKS,
TOREADOR! TOREADOR!
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How dare you say such a thing? You crude and uncivilised piece of dirt on Pulg's foot!
I shall have you know that, the Toreader clan are the artisans of the vampire world!
And, for clarification, I will let all of you know the following:
The Malkavian clan are the most intelligent, but insane, of all vampires (they often hear voices).
With the Nosferatu clan being the ugly, degenerate rejects of vampire society.
Finally, if you wish to know more about the various vampire clans, let me know.
*Goes to punish Pulg's Fairy Operatic Tenor, only to find that GoatToucher has already done it.*
That ought to help him hit those high Cs.
And I suppose I must have feet, but I swear I've never seen them if so.
But, if you must know, I'm from the Toreader clan.Vampire Schism is of the Malkavian clan (albeit indirectly).
Wait! You turned me. If you are Toreader, how am I Malkavian? (Whatever either are.)
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Ah yes, please allow me to clarify the intricacies of vampire society.
The Toreader clan has long been associated with art and socializing, which is incorporated into their weakness – when they are faced with a thing of beauty, they struggle to turn their attention from it.While other vampires can travel through human society, and even blend in, the Toreador do it flawlessly and effortlessly. They are the closest to humans in appearance; they enjoy being in the center of the spotlight, and having mortals admire them. They're also the best manipulators and can easily get kine to do what they want. The Toreador are creatures of beauty and passion, and most of them were musicians, artists and poets in their mortal lives. Schism SHOULD also be of the Toreader clan, but her chaotic alignment has affected the type of vampire she has become.
Now for the Malkavian clan. Malkavians are all clinically insane; the mental illnesses they suffer range from schizophrenia to near-catatonia. Malkavians carry the curse of madness, each childe gaining a degree of insanity after their Embrace. Their unhinged minds allow them to see things other Kindred cannot, a trait often referred to as the 'Gift of Insight'. A Malkavian's level of madness varies; no two Kindred of the clan seem to be the same, from emotionless sociopaths to raving lunatics and everything in between. Their blood can also pass this madness onto their Ghouls, twisting their mind and personality from the moment they ingest it. They also have been known to hear ghostly voices.
I suppose it's worth noting that I am often affiliated with the Venture clan (who serve as the undisputed leaders of all vampires). If a vampire is the CEO of a major business company, chances are that they are from the Venture clan.
And for those of you who don't know certain phases in the vampire language:
Kine is an archaic term meaning a collective of cows.
And childe is the term used to represent those that have been "embraced".
Whee! I'm special!
Dissection's happen. eventually people get bored or die of old age and you can just wonder off.
Meh it happens.
I always thought that 'dissect' meant being rude about, say, Primitive Baptists, or Lubavitchers.
I've heard it used to mean taken something apart. Like dissect ones argument or something like that.
I think GoatToucher is just trying to discover what powers that wonderful beard of yours.
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I've heard it used to mean taken something apart. Like dissect ones argument or something like that.
Pulg was making a hairy pun, I'm afraid. 'Dissect' = 'Diss-sect'
Of course you don't.
Just go back to sleep on your flagpole.
I'll wake you up when there is something important you need to know.
Oh HAHAHAHA... I don't get it.
It was actually directed at Pulg's wives.
It's hard to enunciate clearly with a mouthful of hair.
That is true.
Nos-ferat-blue.
Fangs sung blue, everybody knows one!
Tea for two or two for tea!?!
Twofer?
You mean vampire twins?
Wait since when do vampires even start in the womb? Aside from blade I guess.
Vampire's children are obviously born underwater... because they're dhampir than other babies!!!!!
Awk awk awk awk!
Vampire's children are obviously born underwater... because they're dhampir than other babies!!!!!
Awk awk awk awk!
I get it!
That's an old toffee, I'm afraid.
I was SOOO CLOSE!
I do like toffee...
Vid can only be harmed by legumes, I'm afraid.
Nothing funny about Vid's beard.
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In Vid's case, the beard is wearing him.