So is this like a weird fetch every time I come back I get thrown?
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That's quite a lovely tune you are whistling, Schism.
Tell me, is it "My Heart is like a Rusty Accordion" by Dirty Hanukkah?
Close, but it's actually 'Dirty Rusty Has My Heart This Hanukkah', by Pulg's Fairy Accordion Band.
Ah, takes us right back to the old country.
Shuttup now, or we'll push your teeth in.
Is it like Z Z Topp but with fairies?
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That's quite a lovely tune you are whistling, Schism.
Tell me, is it "My Heart is like a Rusty Accordion" by Dirty Hanukkah?
It was a new song - "The Past is Gone, But I'm still Getting Revenge" by Smarty Pants.
He didn't look very thoroughly I've seen like all those things.
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Aduro needs to take his head out of his delicately scented LG bumhole. No wicked villains indeed - hmph!
Shall I bombard him with virtue-seeking HE kender, Mumsie?
Please yourself. Just wash your hands afterwards, and don't be late for dinner. Malcanthet is coming over.
Which means he'll spend the whole meal looking down her top again.
Awww....
When you need a village call Pulg.
When you need to get rid of said village, call -ME-.
*display of fire and brimstone*
Or unleash a horde of goblins on it, that will often work as well.
It means I'm wearing you guys down and am close to winning.
Likely not.
POOG!!!!!
*runs off again*
Well the sad thing about winning is it's impossible to gloat without putting your win in jeopardy.
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That would be for the best.
But you have to gloat so people know how awesome I am.
Where's GloatToulcher when you need him?
Hmmm. Getting that amount of laxatives together at short notice might be tricky, but we can give it a go.
* walks in pushing a massive cart loaded with all sorts of food and drink *
Snack time, everyone.
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Marvelous! Grandpa Wonderbra has returned to us, once again!
*Can't help but eagerly reach the cart and scoff down as much food and drink as possible.*
I'm so sorry but, I haven't had a decent meal in such a long time!
*Summons all the Robobeasts to get them to eat and drink as much as possible too.*
Hmmm. Getting that amount of laxatives together at short notice might be tricky, but we can give it a go.
:smiles, claps:
:Jambi wheels out an ornate fifty gallon drum on a hand truck:
I think it's a little obvious that GoatToucher will have plenty of those!
He always makes sure to have everything ready for moments like these.
:frowns:
Well, I hate to be obvious, but the products in question prove useful in my work, and most efficacious in my free time.
By all means, try this batch. I am testing it for addition to the GoatToucher Brand product line.
We call this one "Citrus Thunder".
:Jambi produces a bejeweled ladle:
I say, can I have 20 of those 50 gallons, a hose, and several corks of different sizes? I have a large number very well-fed Kender I wish to launch at the Tana'ari just before the Spring Offensive.
Should be nice an ripe by then.
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Well, if you have a better idea as to what to do with them, let's hear it.
*sneak*
*SNATCH*
Curses!
Which ones?
Doncha mean witch ones? Whoowhoowhooooo!!!!!
Dead on the inside only.
All of em!
Oh, Chuck Lesssssss...
...*AVADA KEDAVRA!!!*
Skiron, after taking the advice of several exorcists, I have Won and you have been Banned from this parochial thread.