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21 posts. Alias of Limeylongears.


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YOU ARE ME,
AND I AM YOU.
YOU ARE YOU,
AND I AM TOO.

BUT SOMEBODY OBSCURES MY VIEW OF YOU! (REALLY? WHO?)

GERARD DEPAH-HAHA-HA-HARDIEU!!!
GERARD DEPAH-HAHA-HA-HARDIEU!!!
GERARD DEPAH-HAHAHAHAHAHA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HARDIEU!!!


nnnGOODBYE,THE WHEN, GOODBYE!
OH, SEELVER TEARRRRS WE CRRRY,
WHEN WE THEENK OF OUR GREAT FRIEND, THE WHEN,
WHO HAS TAKEN THE BUS TO HARPENDEN,
TO GET HIS BIKE REPAIRED,
AND WEEEL NOT BE BACK 'TIL TEATIME!
'TIL TEA-HEA-HEA-HEA HEA HEEEEATIME,
TEA-HEA-HEA-HEA-HEA-HEA HEA HEA HEEEEATIME,
'TIL TEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HEA-HEA-HEA HEA HEA TIIIIIIIME!!!!!


CU-HAN YOU HEARRR THEE PEOPLE SEEEENG?


Wade the Paladin wrote:
hi

OoOhohohohahahahaaaââ!!!

HELLO, WAYHEYHEYHEHEYHAAADE!!!

HELLO, WADE, HELLO, WADE!!!

HELLO, HELLO, BUONGIORRRRNO,

HELLO, HELLOHELLO WAAAAADE!!!


Mimemimemi...

Tra la la...

Mmmmmmmmm...

OOOOH, I'M AN BARBIE GUUURL, EEEN AN BARBIE WO-O-ORLD, MADE FRROM PLASTEEQ, EET'S FANTAAASTEEQ


OHO, THEE SPIDÈRE THEENGUE!


I AM SOME SOUP, AND I POUR DOWN A HOLE!
FLAPPY FLAPPY HOLE, FLAPPY FLAPPY HOLE!


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GOD DAVE, OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN,
RRRUB HER WEETH VASELINE
GOD DAVE, OUR QUEEN.
BASTE HER EEN OLIVE OIL,
WRRRAP HER EEN BACOFOIL,
DON'T LEAVE HER ON THE BOIL,
GOD DAVE, OUR QUEEN.

Alternatively:

Plat
ti

jübes, jübes, jübes,
Push Prince Andrew, shake a Queen, etc.


OUT OF THE NIGHT, WHEN THEE FULL MOON EES BRRRIGHT,
RIDES THE DIRTY, DIRTY DANGLER,
THEES RRROGUE, DOUBLE-QUICK, SIGNS A 'D' WITH HEES... HAND,
A 'D' THAT STANDS FOR 'DANGLER'!
DANGLERRRR, A THREE-LEGGÈD DONKEY IS HEEEE!!!!
DANGLER, WHO MAKES THEE SIGN OF THE 'D'!!!!


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REINER VON, HEYDREEECH,
HAS A SUPERLATEEVE BLOOD BOWL TEAM!


CRUSHED MOTH TIIIIME
MISSILES IN WINE
CHIIIILBLAINS SWEENGING, CRASHED LEANNE RYMES


Pfft. That's not difficult.


A BINNY BIN BIN! A BINNY BIN BIN! A BINNY BIN BIN BIN BEEEEN!!

{Activates Yoko Turnip mode, howling vacantly while painting a combine harvester white, all in the name of Art}


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GOAT-TOUCHER, GOAT-TOUCHER, TOUCH ME A GOAT!
WHILST RRRIDEEENG A SCOOTER OR ROWEEENG A BOAT,
GOAT-TOUCHER, GOAT-TOUCHER, GO TO THE LAAAB,
EEN YOUR G-STRING, AND GIANT'S FORESKEEN COAT


BUHORN FRRREEEE, AS FRREE AS THE WEEEND BLOWWWWS...


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AN HAAPPY BAAARRRRTHDAY TOO HYOUUUUUUU!


MAMAAAA, I JUST MILLED A CAN!


HHHIII HHWANT EEET THAAAT HWAAAAYYY!!!!


OH YEEEEEES!!!


COUNT REINER HEYDRICH'S WEARING DIRTY SOOOCKS,
TOREADOR! TOREADOR!


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Chief Engineer Yesterday wrote:
"Won't ride up!" The underwear package lied.

Ja ja, der üntervherpakagelied!

*Ahem*

O, schmerz!
O, schmerz!

In meinen bümkrak ist die briefen,
Ist die brie-hie-hie-hie-hie-hiefen,
Der Calvin Klein briefen,
Die brie-hie-hie-hie-hie-hiefen,
In mienen bümmenkrakschaft ist, o schmerz!

Ich das bär schaven mit ein skidloaderkraftenwägon,
Ich debendöwer für schavenfoamdegang das bär,
Und in bümmenkrak ridesch up die untervhere, o schmer-her-her-her-herherherherher heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer,

herz!