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It's called a dimensional anchor, you great woolen untermensch - heard of it?

*summons a flight of Nightgaunts to tickleport Pulg all the way to the Rub' al Khali*


Has anyone tried a first one to post wins? It seems like it would be way easier.


Skiron wrote:

It's called a dimensional anchor, you great woolen untermensch - heard of it?

*summons a flight of Nightgaunts to tickleport Pulg all the way to the Rub' al Khali*

I'm a polyester/cotton blend (60 degrees, do not dry clean), you poorly roasted schlemiel.

Scarab Sages

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Vidmaster7 wrote:
Has anyone tried a first one to post wins? It seems like it would be way easier.

Yes, It has been done.


Doesn't Matter this post is mine anyways.


In your dreams.

Scarab Sages

This post is this post.

The next post is the next post!

Sovereign Court

I don't understand a word you've just said!

And I'm proficient in over sixty two different languages!


Beep Beep!


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Dedrick, The Professor wrote:

I don't understand a word you've just said!

And I'm proficient in over sixty two different languages!

Yeah, but he mimed that post.

Dataphiles

*BeePbOOpboodleboodleFWEEPFWEEPFWEEPRh-CH-CH-CH-CH-Rh-CH-CH-VVVVVVPTweeeeee eeeyoooooooooooowwww!!!*

Sovereign Court

Alright, everyone, let's just calm down!

I think we need to establish the order of each poster to find a winner.

Now, if memory serves me right, the order went as follows:

*Who's on first.

*What's on second.

*I don't know is on third.


bost fost most banafannbobana fe fi mo mana post


I'm on laudanum.


WHHHO ISS LAUDANUM?!


Who isn't Laudanum?


I'm not!


'Pufsey putting him to fleep, now he'f calling me 'Laudanum''


YYYYOU!!! PREPARE FOR BATTLE!


OMD, it's finally happening - and in the biggest paddling pool filled with gelatine-based dessert in all Avernus! Ohhh, raptures!


It's only a matter of time before Lascastrakaa's spiked leather bikini punctures the pool, you know. Another £3 down the drain.

Sovereign Court

At least it's your brother's own money. If he wants to waste it, fine with me!

Personally, I prefer spending MY expenses on MUCH better things!


Huge battle Much wow.

Sovereign Court

Just what are you talking about, you beard with legs?!


We Are All Beards With Legs.

Sovereign Court

Just you and Vidmaster7 maybe, but that doesn't tell us what he was talking about!


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My guess would be the Titanic Sexy Grappling Match between Lashcastrakaa the Man-Flayer and Nicki Minaj. Hopefully I'm wrong.

Sovereign Court

Yes, that would be... quite the match...

*Shudders at the uncomfortable thought.*

I too hope that isn't it but, if it is, who do you think will win?


... Not the world. that's for sure.

Sovereign Court

I think that we can all agree on that one!


long name.

Scarab Sages

Hpmh! Hardly.


Lady Blackmoor wrote:
My guess would be the Titanic Sexy Grappling Match between Lashcastrakaa the Man-Flayer and Nicki Minaj. Hopefully I'm wrong.

You haven't seen a "Titanic Sexy Grappling Match" until you have seen one with actual titans.

...and then gone to the after party.

Look up "unbirthing". It is... quite the experience.


Almost everyone who goes into GoatToucher's parlor wishes for an unbirth.


And I am happy to oblige them.

Sovereign Court

A mixed blessing, is what I'd call you, GoatToucher.


GoatToucher wrote:
Lady Blackmoor wrote:
My guess would be the Titanic Sexy Grappling Match between Lashcastrakaa the Man-Flayer and Nicki Minaj. Hopefully I'm wrong.

You haven't seen a "Titanic Sexy Grappling Match" until you have seen one with actual titans.

Ah ouiouioui, je l'ai vue dans les jolies dessines de 'TiTom de Finland'!

Sovereign Court

Yeah, I have no idea what you just said. So, I'm just going to keep eating you.


It amazing GT your name is said with both reverence and horror simultaneously.


Vidmaster7 wrote:
It amazing GT your name is said with both reverence and horror simultaneously.

Well that's not so strange.

**DRAGs* Vidmaster7 across the floor to an unseen fate*


GADGET!!!


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Nosferatu Fester Addams wrote:
Yeah, I have no idea what you just said. So, I'm just going to keep eating you.

He said he is a connoisseur of modern art. Now stop eating him.

Sovereign Court

*Gives Vampire Schism an almost GoatToucher-like taunting glance.*

Make me, please, I'd love to see what you can come up with.

*Continues to eat Uncle Honore and other deceased members of the Malodor family.*


Gets thrown around a lot all I'm saying.


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Nosferatu Fester Addams wrote:

*Gives Vampire Schism an almost GoatToucher-like taunting glance.*

Make me, please, I'd love to see what you can come up with.

*Continues to eat Uncle Honore and other deceased members of the Malodor family.*

Ohohoho, I'm going to enjoy this. Alphonse has been behaving himself, and I was worrying about getting out of practice.

Assume the position, Addams.

GoatToucher, even you may find this instructive.


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*Comes up behind Nosferatu Fester Addams and rips his head off. Sticks it on top of the flag pole of Freedom Tower.
Rips off his arms. Puts one inside a termite mound in Africa and the other in a killer bee hive in South America.
Tears of his legs. Throws one in the Atlantic Ocean and the other in the Pacific.
Rips the heart out of his chest. Throws the chest into Mt Vesuvius and encases his heart in an unbreakable glass cube.

Sovereign Court

Absolutely wonderful! I've been poisoned, electrocuted and of course, blown up several times. But never, have I been tortured in such a marvellous manner. Truly, I should eat people's dead and dieing relatives more often.

Sovereign Court

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*Eldritch gibberish mixed with strange laughter.*

Translation: "I have arrived at last!"

*Spits out a jester who's been hiding in it.*


Oh hey, I have a closet now.


Careful, or you know who will come to visit soon.

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