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Awwwww...
*Stops grabbing Vid*
Cook parrot then. Where?


Yes lets cook the parrot much better alternative.


This is definitely going too wild for us.
I'm leaving before Nina gets eaten again.

Also, I have to find out what's up with this pinecone double of mine.

*Casts Greater Teleport, but leaves behind an unseen servant to clean all the pine seeds scattered on the floor so Todd doesn't have to do it all by himself*
*So bad the Unseen Servant vanishes if it's too far from the caster. Sorry Todd!*


This has just happened to me. To the real me in that alternative realm we call the Real World.
I've just stepped on a PINECONE and hurt my FOOT badly. It hurts a lot, even though I'll be fine in a few minutes or at least I think I'll be.
I almost ended having a real pinecone foot.
This was weird. I didn't expect to be pinecones in the middle of the town.
I shouldn't have created that alias.
I'm scared ;-D


Hey!

You asked the Universe for pine cones... and it gave you pine cones! Cosmic Wishing Wealth Visualisation totally works!

{Starts thinking very hard about Nicki Minaj, smeared all over with Guinness}


You should wish for that in Corrupt the Wish and see what happens


I feel some sort of STD would be involved.


Do you want a faceful of knuckles, moosh?

'Cause that's how you get a faceful of knuckles.

Besides, the multi-surface cleaning fluid I bathe in to preserve my beauty FOREVER kills off any harmful pathogens, as would smearing me with Guinness. Speaking of which, whenever you're ready, Longears.


Vidmaster7 wrote:
.. Uh yes AM Bear... rawr!

Would this be some sort of variation on AM BARBARIAN?

Dark Archive

Why do you smell like that weird wood woman with the pinecones?

You two...?


The Game Hamster wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
.. Uh yes AM Bear... rawr!

Would this be some sort of variation on AM BARBARIAN?

AM Bear-BARIAN?

I have banished most of my Aliases from the thread! Damn, it's turning difficult to find one to post now xD


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* sits in my comfy chair and sips a cup of tea *

I haven't seen this much craziness since my last tea party in Wonderland.

Sovereign Court

*Removes pinecone and lets innate healing powers grow a new foot back.*

I should smash that puppet something terrible, but I don't want to and today I'm looking after the kids. I think we'll spend some time with Grandpa Wonderbra today.

*Takes the kids to join Grandpa Wonderbra and sits down beside him to have a lovely cup of tea.*


*Something is slowly starting to grow from The Big Bad Wolf's discarded pinecone*


* grabs the puppet in one hand and the pinecone in the other *

Anyone have any recommendations on what I should do with these things? Fire? Wood chipper? Feed to a family of hungry beavers?


*The pinecone is starting to vaguely resemble The Big Bad Wolf of Karazhan, but it's still kinda featureless and has the size of a football ball*


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* holds each of the little ones in turn, showering each with love and affection *

Ah, they are adorable. Reminds me of when my own were mere babes.

Well now, this is interesting. All three have the same sword-shaped birthmark on the bottom of their left foot, just like my Anya.

* notices Fred has wandered in and plopped down *

I know what he wants.

* places the babies on Fred, who smiles happily *

He's just a big old teddy bear.


Uncle Teddy wrote:

* grabs the puppet in one hand and the pinecone in the other *

Anyone have any recommendations on what I should do with these things? Fire? Wood chipper? Feed to a family of hungry beavers?

The puppet amuses me... I enjoy its carnage filled actions.

the pinecone-thingamajig however may be blasted to bits.

Dark Archive

Please, do it.
That thing should probably not even exist.


*It has moved. Just a bit*


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Green-lip Icon...

Sounds like a particular style of Eastern Orthodox painting


* hands the puppet to The Game Hamster *

Here you good, my friend.

* straps a stick of Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator to the pinecone-thing *

Now this should do the trick.

* lights the stick and tosses the whole mess into a one-way gate to deep space *

Now, the best part of the Illudium PU-36 Explosive space modulator, besides its ability to obliterate an Earth-size planet with just a single stick, is the fuse's ability to burn without oxygen.


*Teleports back*
I can enjoy this party again.
Recoiling pen!


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The Anagrammaton wrote:

Green-lip Icon...

Sounds like a particular style of Eastern Orthodox painting

Hmmm...Let's see what happens if I...

I know your secret, Marga Montana!

Silver Crusade

Pinecone Girl wrote:

@Johnny Depp Puppet:
I'm not into self-centered men, sorry.

*slowly lowers head*

Johnny Deeeeeeeeeepp...*sniff*


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Kileanna wrote:
The Anagrammaton wrote:

Green-lip Icon...

Sounds like a particular style of Eastern Orthodox painting

Hmmm...Let's see what happens if I...

I know your secret, Marga Montana!

Groan, tan Mama!


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Why is making anagrams with Anagrammaton is so difficult? Magma something... Gamma something...
An art on magma?


*Appears out of thin air*

Hello.

Please do not litter in deep space. The blast wave from that random explosion has delayed an express freighter by two days as it navigates the newly-complicated local hyperspacial landscape. Before disposing of further dangerous devices in deep space, please check with your nearest space traffic control station that the location you are using is indeed truly empty.

Thank you.


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Kileanna wrote:

Why is making anagrams with Anagrammaton is so difficult? Magma something... Gamma something...

An art on magma?

An alien K.

If Franz Kafka wrote science fiction

The naga ran at mom!

The entire lazy backstory for a ranger with favored enemy (aberration)


That wasn't mine. I had already confirmed that the area was empty.

* pulls out permits from both the Interspacial Traffic Control Board and the Hyperspace Waste Management Authority indicating that the area was indeed empty and I am licensed to disposed of potential hazardous materials using Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulators *

Besides, mine hasn't exploded...

* a dull boom can be heard *

Nevermind, there it goes. Guess the fuse burned a little faster than I thought. We should have had another 15 seconds before it went off.


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Iron Federation Drone wrote:

*Appears out of thin air*

Hello.

Please do not litter in deep space. The blast wave from that random explosion has delayed an express freighter by two days as it navigates the newly-complicated local hyperspacial landscape. Before disposing of further dangerous devices in deep space, please check with your nearest space traffic control station that the location you are using is indeed truly empty.

Thank you.

"I fear no dire rodent, Don!"

Sancho Panza, bravely facing a first level encounter


Kileanna wrote:

Why is making anagrams with Anagrammaton is so difficult? Magma something... Gamma something...

An art on magma?

Not a great ham, man.

Who am I kidding... any ham is great, man. Whoa. Now I totally want ham. Also, I think I'm doing somebody else's bit...


indeed...
*places the depressed puppet on the floor*


Oh. Our apologies; that event must have been caused by someone else near these coordinates. Portal tracing can occasionally be difficult.
This unit is somewhat disturbed that the explosion from yours was audible here; either you have used a clairaudience spell purely to hear that, or we should all start fleeing the area in an organized fashion. Please specify.


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Most of us are immortal, or will regenerate from nearly anything, or even replace our lost appendages with pine cones, so, it probably isn't much of an issue.


Poog win, poog win, poog posted last!


A 2 minute win is an appropriate win for one of your size.


The Game Hamster wrote:
Most of us are immortal, or will regenerate from nearly anything, or even replace our lost appendages with pine cones, so, it probably isn't much of an issue.

Don't worry, my pinecone double, wherever she has gone, has the ability to regrow anyone she has implanted with a pinecone as a wooden replica.

Now that I think of it, it might not be such a good thing. Unless you want a wooden replica of yourself.


Poog win again, poog win again, poog posted last!

*Jumps around merrily*


*Stands in his way*
No, you didn't.


{Blows a triumphal fanfare for Poog}


*Tries to blow a fanfare fory himself*
*Spits acid all over the place*

Sometimes this draconic form is nothing but a nuisance.

*Takes the shape of a tanned nobleman dressed in black clothes and takes a seat*

Much better. Who is willing to serve some tea to me?


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I don't have any tea, but I hope you will enjoy another kind of drink. Here, taste this and enjoy!

*Serves a couple of rum rations in a teapot.


*Serves himself a cup and takes a sip and slowly pallates the drink*

It's an... interesting taste.

I've been backstabbed, shot in the mouth, and even alchemically diseased but this... what is this savory lethal concoction?

*Takes another sip*

If you're trying to kill me, my lady, I should warn you that I have Delay Poison, Delay Disease and Delay Everything I can Think Of casted on myself everyday. I grew tired of too many backstabbing false friends.


It was a spell, Master Drone - I like to keep track of these things - make sure they don't get out of hand.


Kileanna wrote:
The Game Hamster wrote:
Most of us are immortal, or will regenerate from nearly anything, or even replace our lost appendages with pine cones, so, it probably isn't much of an issue.

Don't worry, my pinecone double, wherever she has gone, has the ability to regrow anyone she has implanted with a pinecone as a wooden replica.

Now that I think of it, it might not be such a good thing. Unless you want a wooden replica of yourself.

Who doesn't want a wooden replica of themselves? I mean, Finn did it first, except it was grass... but still...


Thank you. While these drone frames are cheap and easily replaceable, teleporting them into position, especially when there is a lot of magic flying around, is energy-intensive.
I am however wondering if you know exactly who around here was responsible for the unlicensed detonation of deep space explosives. The diversity of the local populace is making scanning and tracing difficult.


Captain Kiani the Blue wrote:

I don't have any tea, but I hope you will enjoy another kind of drink. Here, taste this and enjoy!

*Serves a couple of rum rations in a teapot.

Kiani, I have found that your name holds a hidden message.

Remember those Mad Sea Monkeys? Well...

Be hit, Nautical Ape Kin!

Is that what you say when they are summoned?


No, it's what I say when I am summoned! I am an outsider, after all. You won't believe the places I've been in!


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It may have been Jokey, the Unfunny Comedian. Seems like something he might do.

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