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Did somebody say 'bugle'?

A History of Military Tooting

Champion Bugler I may be, but I'm certainly no Bugle Major, no.

Freehold DM wrote:

Also, my chariot is pulled by snow eunuchs, and my coming is heralded by snow nymphs.

Are, uh... are you allowed to say that without NSFW spoiler tags?

Are we not doing "phrasing" anymore?
That's for you, cap.

Also: yes, of course, spelling is entirely different. But, I mean, really.

Why, Tacticslion, why, why, why, don't you think that's exactly what he mean?

TATATA TA TATAAAAAA!

*The blizzard-trumpets sound as FeyFey LaFlake and her Buraurilesque pals cavort about, waving banners reading 'REMEMBER YOUR ZINC SUPPLEMENTS, FELLAS*

לִצְפּוֹר לִצְפּוֹר
לִצְפּוֹר לִצְפּוֹר
לִצְפּוֹרלִצְפּוֹרלִצְפּוֹר לִצְפּוֹר לִצְפּוֹר לִצְפּוֹר לִצְפּוֹרלִצְפּוֹר לִצְפּוֹר לִצְפּוֹר
לִצְפּוֹר לִצְפּוֹר לִצְפּוֹר לִצְפּוֹר לִצְפּוֹר לִצְפּוֹר לִצְפּוֹר לִצְפּוֹרלִצְפּוֹר לִצְפּוֹר לִצְפּוֹר
לִצְפּוֹר לִצְפּוֹר לִצְפּוֹר לִצְפּוֹרלִצְפּוֹר לִצְפּוֹר לִצְפּוֹר

There you go - the Mizrahi Last Post. You're welcome.

The next poster has also been made welcome, and is not entirely happy about it.

Toot toot!

{Blows a triumphal fanfare for Poog}

TA TA TA TAAAA!!!!

Oh, you're no fun.

Never mind. It'll wait until tomorrow.

(TatataTAAA!!)