Pine Scented Nicki Minaj's page

Let me tell you...

Hmm should watch out for flying buttresses then. Would be a bad combination.

I disagree.

'Pufsey putting him to fleep, now he'f calling me 'Laudanum''

And pine scented, too!

The next poster doesn't want any buns unless you've got an anaconda.

Halloa.

John Napier 698 wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

I need to get a sphere of annihilation to deal with some of grans jokes.

Second place winner in the Name the Imperial Battlestation contest.

Aww, I didn't get to nominate my choice: Big-Assed Target.

Target yourself.

Just you try it. I'll rip yer balls off.

Pine Scented Nicki Got.

Discussing potential characters for one of my soon-to-be players, he accidentally typed "asamurai". So I said "An Aasimar Samurai? Sure!" He replied with "No AssSamurai. Kind of like an Asian ButtPirate."

こんにちは。

Today my imagination is doing weird things.

Now I pictured a blue dragon with a huge ass.

Who knew scales, wings and the ability to breathe lightning could make such a difference, eh?

Do you want a faceful of knuckles, moosh?

'Cause that's how you get a faceful of knuckles.

Besides, the multi-surface cleaning fluid I bathe in to preserve my beauty FOREVER kills off any harmful pathogens, as would smearing me with Guinness. Speaking of which, whenever you're ready, Longears.

Cow, ibis, wavy line, sun, cow, angry cow, circle, man waving at hill, crown, cow.

Or 'You're too kind', also in Ancient Egyptian.

Look closer. Look very carefully. Keep on looking until you're absolutely certain!

Halloa.

Is it mine?

Halloa.

The next poster is wearing a wrist icicle and riding a dick bicycle. Or is it the other way around?

an Erector Set.

Halloa.

We're the same, sister, except that I'm Pine Scented.

You're just jealous because I'm his favourite.