Discussing potential characters for one of my soon-to-be players, he accidentally typed "asamurai". So I said "An Aasimar Samurai? Sure!" He replied with "No AssSamurai. Kind of like an Asian ButtPirate."
Besides, the multi-surface cleaning fluid I bathe in to preserve my beauty FOREVER kills off any harmful pathogens, as would smearing me with Guinness. Speaking of which, whenever you're ready, Longears.