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People smoking in hotel rooms? Not cool, man. That’s why God invented brownies...


Very_Simple_Commoner wrote:
Dope.

Huh?


Whoa. Dude... that means, like, we couldn't even comment on it...


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Codeine...


Wait, what?


Whoa.


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Well... maybe one more thing... two if you count snacks.


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MageHunter wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
I always wonder how people can stay with one avatar their entire time here.
I mean, it's a little hard to pull off MageHunter with an avatar of a brownie.

Mmmm... brownies...


Whoa! Dude! Germany's in Europe now? When did that happen?


Huh? What? Like, Germany, man? But I thought the Midwest was all, like, full of squares...


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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?


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Another Dang Hippeh wrote:

>_>

<_<

Stay alert. There's a fungus among us.

Whoa... like, whoa... like, you and me, like man... like, which one's me? Whoa. Dude. Duuuude.


Did somebody say something about mushrooms?


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Aw man, my hack sack just rolled down the storm drain, man!


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Wait, what are we doing? Aw man... are we, like, supposed to be raising something from the dead? I totally spaced on buying the black onyx...


Whoa... not cool, bro. Not cool... this is not what I meant when I said we should blaze...


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Dude... I got bad news and I got worse news...


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hellatze wrote:
what is evil ?

Evil's just, you know, like, 'live' spelled backwards, man.

Think about it.


Is the baby, like, really evil, or are you just, y'know, like, having a freak out? Because, like, sometimes things look all evil but then they're not once you give it time. Like this one time Mrs. Butterworth looked all like she was going to narc on me, and then I rubbed my eyes and she was back to sexy.

What was the question?


What about, like, Puff, man? He was, like, the magic dragon. And check it out--he traveled around with Jackie Paper. Paper man! Paper!

Think about it...


Dude... I could, like, so go for some Twinkies right now... can you spot me?


Very_Simple_Commoner wrote:
I have chickens! That is a kind of super power if you think about it.

Dude, it like, totally is. Chickens, like, make other chickens. Or do they make eggs? Wait, wait, check it out, man--how do you get eggs without chickens, but you need eggs to get chickens to start with?

Whoa...


Shambling Hemp Mound wrote:
Pesh Addicted Necromancer wrote:
Why aren't I a millionaire you ask!... wait, where am I... where's Dave?...
Dave's not here, man.

Aw man. She's so stoned, she doesn't even know that's Dave. Wait? Is that Dave? Dude, theater's, like, confusing.


I hear ya, man. Nobody ever asks how I got this alias either.

It's, like, a family name or something.


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PossibleCabbage wrote:
If I cast subjective reality on the sun does that mean it becomes night time, but only for me?

Whoa.

Dude.

I'm buggin out here, man.


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Shambling Hemp Mound wrote:
Whoa, man. Here I was thinking the forums were way too wide.

*eyes get real big*

Dude. This is, like, the best day ever. But I'm gonna need, like, way more rolling paper.


A Mite Excessive wrote:
Watching late night re-runs of Golden Girls in your underwear while eating ice cream right out of the carton.

Man, that reminds me, I gotta turn off my webcam...


Cayden Cailean, I've heard this is true,
once did run out of brew,
but a nice halfling lass
shared some of her grass
so he invited her to join his crew.


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Dorkwemada wrote:
Bongo Pipeweed wrote:
Stern Authority Figure wrote:
What's this I hear about illicit substances being used on the premises?
It ain't illicit, man. It's, like, Sacramento.
ALL HAIL THE HOLY MENTO!

And ye shall be made fresh.


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Stern Authority Figure wrote:
What's this I hear about illicit substances being used on the premises?

It ain't illicit, man. It's, like, Sacramento.


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Hey, man, it's cool. It's, like, a religious thing. I'm part of what you might call, like, a splinter sect of Cayden Cailean's church. Let us pray...


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I've heard, like, if you play that backwards, it says "turn me on, bread man."


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Aw man, like, did someone say toast? I could really go for some toast. Or anything baked.


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Like, cleric, man. Of Cayden Cailean. But we're not so much into the beer, you know? We're, like, what you might call a 'splinter sect,' man.


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All I'm say, man, is there's, like, a reason halflings like seven meals a day... it rhymes with "the crunchies."

Aw man, now I want something crunchy...


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What if, like, it's the hoard that, like, has the dragon, man?

Think about it.


Vidmaster7 wrote:
I would baleful polymorph you but where do you go from a hamster?

Whoa.

I think that's, like, a koan, man, or something. Way Zen.


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I don't know, man. It's kind of a drag when the drugs are past tense...


DrDeth wrote:
Talonhawke wrote:
And I'm the guy who drug half of my church youth group into dnd and magic in the late 90's
Bad choice of verbs there, dude.

I'm not seein' in, man.


Well, like, whose cheese is it, man?

Cause I could go for some cheese.


But if you, like, replace him with a pinecone, man, is he, like, still the same guy? And what if, like, you only replace part of someone with a pinecone? How many pinecones till they're no longer, like, who they were? And then, like, the pinecones themselves are always being replaced by atoms and stuff...

Think about it.


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But what about, like, the GM, man?


Aw man, what'd you bring it up for then?

*squishes entire pack of Peeps into the space of one Peep; eats it*

Mrphy Meashder!


Lembas. So. Delicious.

Now I want lembas, man. Can you spot me? I've got a check coming in, like Wednesday, I think. Wait. Is today Wednesday?


Huh? Whuh? Did somebody mention lembas, so delicious?


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Fireman Gob Montag wrote:
IDTheftVictim wrote:
hands pile of bus brake cables to Montag
{strikes an Oskar Werner-esque pose, ignites rocket pack... and crashes into second bus}

Whoa. You have a hot dog mobile? And, like, you crashed it into a bus? Harsh, man, harsh...

Anybody else totally into a hot dog right now? Can you spot me, man? Way karma...


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GM_Beernorg wrote:
"Don't try and wear the pants, you have to realize there are in fact no pants..."

Whoa.


Kileanna wrote:

Why is making anagrams with Anagrammaton is so difficult? Magma something... Gamma something...

An art on magma?

Not a great ham, man.

Who am I kidding... any ham is great, man. Whoa. Now I totally want ham. Also, I think I'm doing somebody else's bit...


Not cool, man. Not. Cool.


Whoa. Dude. You might want to, like, get that checked out or something, man. I'm pretty sure that, like, pupils aren't supposed to be all, like, different sizes. I'd call the hospital, man, but I can't, like, find my phone. What were we talking about? I'm like, at the top of a new page.

Aren't we all, like, at the top of a new page all the time, man?

Think about it.

And get those pupils looked at. It's bugging me out, man.

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