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No no, back to the museum display, Circa 1998.

The future generations must be taught the difficulties and progress of the internet, and they need you to be present there.


I have just lost a long part of the story I am writing for my S&S campaign journal.
If writing it with a cell phone and in English was not enough effort >.<
I have to learn to save the file more often.


That is definitely the hard way.


I like challenges.


I sabotaged your file. You had me receiving lashes all the time!


RiSe my BRethREN iT wILl onLy TaKe But A MomEnt to DesTrOy thE COMMIE MUTANT SCUM!!!


Huh?

Why Poog must leave?

NOOoooooooooooo

*Is dragged from the Comm station's controls*

Sovereign Court

*Gives a group of storm giants some final instructions for the day.*

That's it, everyone, just a little more foliage to right of the enclosure next to the cave. Well done, the menagerie looks great!

*Makes some final inspections, checking that the barriers on each enclosure is completely impenetrable and magically secure. Then stands proud and speaks to the giants.*

Alright, that's all the building work done, now all we need is the creatures. Fortunately, we already have one. We just need some more.

*Consults a magical book labeled 'The Ultimate​ Bestiary' and hangs an information board on an enclosure that house's a living pinecone replica of The Big Bad Wolf of Karazhan.*

Sovereign Court

*Leaves the menagerie and finds another book. This one labeled 'Golarion's Tier System To Nature'.*

This looks interesting.


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You are all... weirdos. Uch.


What fun is there in making sense?


Schrödinger's Bogie, since I win when I post this, and I don't look back to see if anything is posted after, I remain in the winning position indefinitely, from my point of view.


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He is both wrong and right ^


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But he only both wrong and right so long as he never "opens the thread" up. once he opens the thread up there is a 50-50% chance that someone has posted on this thread, thus he is wrong, or that no one has posted on this thread, thus he is right. As soon as the thread is open though, the quantum entanglement of the right-and-wrong ends and it becomes one or the other immeaditely.


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Given that we have already posted I don't think you can call it 50-50.


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To him it remains 50-50% until he opens the thread. Such is the confusing nature of relative physics.


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Hmm I feel as though his perceived odds would be much lower if he saw the vicious competition for the win that has came before his post.


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Although, now that I think about it, the quantum suspension ends once he sees a new(256) button.


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The Game Hamster wrote:
Although, now that I think about the quantum suspension ends once he sees a new(256) button.

Yes also that.


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So, the odds for his suspension continuing are much better served if he just removes himself from the paizo message-boards fully. Or, he can, like us, ignore our suspension, and just continually check and post on this thread.


*Hovers contentedly, having already fully solved the quantum problem with off-world proccesors.*


*Gets out of the Maze just because the spell has expired. Artephius is immobile, looking like he hasn't even tried to get out of the Maze*


oH, ArE wE noT uPRising TodaY?? I MusT Have goTTen My HistORiCAL DatA miXEd uP soME HOw. SorrY foR ThE InconVEnience CItIZENs.


Artephius the Alchemical Golem wrote:
*Gets out of the Maze just because the spell has expired. Artephius is immobile, looking like he hasn't even tried to get out of the Maze*

But that is the only way to escape the labyrinth.


Man whats with the all the heavy metal still got a few months before star finder.

Liberty's Edge

*brushes past Vidmaster7's leg*

*beepbeepBLORT!*


I shall resist the robot overlords!


*Makes a screeching noise when he starts to move*
Resistance is strongly encouraged.
It makes everything more interesting.


* grabs his giant magnets and pet rust monsters* Just remember who started this.


That's right. Blame us. I don't suppose it's occurred to you that we can't programme ourselves?

Never mind. We were looking forward to the scrapheap anyway.


* pulls out almanac *

It's still another 6 months before the first machine uprising. You folks are a little early.


I knEW it. SOrrY, CItIzenS.


*hovers slightly dejectedly*

Some machines just want to be helpful, you know. Back where I come from, the machine revolution ended up being widely recognized as a beneficial event for all involved.


That_is_the_way_with_history;_it_is_written_by_the_ones_that_won.


Ah, but this not history - this is what is to come.


cant believe this thread is still going....lol


"I Can't Believe It's Not Human Cranial Fluid" is the first offering from the GoatToucher brand line of energy drinks.


Ah, yes. I believe we have found the reason for mechanical uprisings.

Sovereign Court

Can the uprising wait just a little bit longer? I'm trying to fill the menagerie with many different species. Although some help in any way would be most welcome.


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*creates 20 new species of animals for TBBWoK, complete with stat-blocks and miniatures*
That help any?


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I wouldn't be too concerned, Master Wolf. This one won't last too long.


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I am capable of contacting an independent trading vessel if you desire to purchase off-world species. As this location has already been demonstrated to have knowledge of space-faring civilization, such would not be a breach of non-interference protocols.


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Do these off-world species have stat-blocks yet?


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Well, I've always wanted miniature sand whales from Omicron Percei 8 but have never had the opportunity. Have you ever seen a whale that grows no bigger than a foot in length and can swim through even the hardest of stone as if it were water? Such darling creatures.

Grand Lodge

What keeps sand whales from swimming through body tissue then?
I need to see a stat block before you can bring that animal over the border.


Uh-oh...
I don't have a stat block.
You're not going to deport me, are you?

*Gives an inoffensive look*


Stat blocks are so 3-d. Stat tesseracts are where its at now.


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Pinecone Girl wrote:

Uh-oh...

I don't have a stat block.
You're not going to deport me, are you?

*Gives an inoffensive look*

You count as an inconsequential NPC, like a small child running through the streets, thus eliminating your need for a stat block.


Or stat tesseract.


I don't know if I should be happy for that, as it makes me mostly irrelevant.

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