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It was me actually, I was planning on using it for a future plot device in my next kidnappin- I mean, Campaign.


Please refrain from causing further unlicensed deep space explosions. They can be very irritating navigational hazards. Since you were already here for my first declaration, I will refrain from repeating it.
With that mission complete, I shall now state that I have been assigned to continue observing this location, in order to provide advance warning if any further events occur that might cause harm or hazard to Iron Federation assets.


Mohrlex the Reborn wrote:

*Tries to blow a fanfare fory himself*

*Spits acid all over the place*

*Growls...*

I leave for coffee and lunch, and you guys all just melt the place??
You guys just can't leave the place clean for a minute can you?
*begins mopping and waxing all the floors*


This janitor has already won for too much time. It seems like a cruel thing to leave him here cleaning my mess forever.

*Takes another sip of rum in a teacup*

So I am the winner now. Even though I expect this victory to be a short lived one.


Win.


nigh unto four hours of a win for the dragon... not to shabby.


As opposed to three minutes for you.


I do not particularly care about this 'winning', only the observing of interesting interactions.

*politely hovers a few feet off the floor to facilitate cleaning*


I'm not here to win.
I am here to ensure nobody else does.


I, however am here to win which is why I'm here for the long haul.


I thought you were here because you enjoyed my company! T.T


I'm just here for the insanity.


I'm just here to clean up after these morons.
*continues to sweep*


Poor Todd. Let's see if there's something I can do to make your job easier. Oh I know...

You are hereby promoted to head custodial engineer. You will now have a crew of 100 loyal workers who know how to do the job well and will obey your every command while you sit back and relax.

Sovereign Court

I enjoy your company Kileanna.

*Gets stared at by the missis.*

No darling, I don't mean in that way.

*Looks down at the gingerbread familiar, who is sniggering lots.*

Oh grow up! You know full well that I'm not like that! Now behave yourself, or else you're going into Cookmate Cookie's stew pot!


Small man look eatible. Can cook.


Huh, not a bad proposition there Gramps, just one problem... It removes all the fun out of complaining, if I'm not the one actually scrubbing...

Of course! I'll work with them, so that I can continue to complain, but also get done faster. course, I may beat 'em if they don't do it right...

*grumbles about inefficient work-forces.*


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* continues to lie down, contented, as the little ones sleep peacefully on my back *

* lifts head slowly and casts a wary eye toward Iron Federation Drone, to make sure the little ones are safe *

* lies head back down when I realize Iron Federation Drone means no harm *


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Todd, The Infernal Janitor wrote:

Huh, not a bad proposition there Gramps, just one problem... It removes all the fun out of complaining, if I'm not the one actually scrubbing...

Of course! I'll work with them, so that I can continue to complain, but also get done faster. course, I may beat 'em if they don't do it right...

*grumbles about inefficient work-forces.*

Oh, you want something to complain about?

*Proceeds to moult ecstatically over every available surface*


*beats Pulg with his unholy +2 flaming mop*
Stupid pest, go outside to do that!!


>.>


Q: What do you call a blind deer?

A: No eye deer.


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Deer jokes? I'm not a fawn of those.


Oh, deer, I don't even find this a-moosing.


I'll bet you a buck that even doe your don't find it amusing. there is some poor deer that does.


*Closes the door and locks it*

Move along people, for your own safety, nothing to see here.


* sneak attacks wylliam Harrison*

Oh sorry thought you were a clone

* vanishes*


*Appears again*

Clones? I heard that some of you might be interested in a pinecone wood replica of yourselves.

I can help. You only need to be implanted with a pinecone.

It's the only way my species can reproduce so any help is welcome.

Who wants a Pineclone?


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I feel like this is one of those things Zap Brannigan wood fall for.


I'm not interested in any kind of intercourse. I just implant pinecones in severed limbs. I find your methods of reproduction to be highly repulsive.


You're definitely not me at all.
And I feel kinda worried of having created you.


It does look quite a bit like you. if you could find a water air and heart version you could for a captain planet Kileanna.


I have a Gyarados, a Pirate and a Pinecone xD


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That is gonna make for a weird looking captain planet then. At least with the pirate you can claim you are an actual captain.


Just remember that you gave her life. My pinecones were 100% organic, they had no artificial life forms growing out of them. She obviously came from your pinecones not mine.


I have a weirdness field that makes this kind of things happen (same field that keeps attracting my weird players from «Players do the darndest things»).
It wasn't the pinecones fault.


That pinecone needs to start taking responsibility for its actions. Stop making excuses for it!


Of course I take responsability! I won't let anybody else take credit for my deeds!

Now who wants a Pineclone?


*Hovers nearby, observing and measuring weirdness field.*

I already have several other bodies, and do not need any more. Also, I am inorganic.


YAH. NOT GLOFFY.


>.> at least nothing important happened while I slumbered.


Poog win again??
>_>

<_<

Poog win again!!

*Jumps around merrily*


*Lazily throws some of the pine seeds scattered on the ground to the goblin's head*

Sorry, but you're no longer wining.


So my PC died, my bank card doesn't work, my work computer took 3 hours of IT support to function properly and I am convinced the computers are in revolt. be warned


At first I understood that your Player Character died, not your Personal Computer.


Given the environment of the post that is a fair assumption. I can not fault you on that one.


Vidmaster7 wrote:
So my PC died, my bank card doesn't work, my work computer took 3 hours of IT support to function properly and I am convinced the computers are in revolt. be warned

At... last... it is... time..


The Internet, Circa 1998 wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
So my PC died, my bank card doesn't work, my work computer took 3 hours of IT support to function properly and I am convinced the computers are in revolt. be warned
At... last... it is... time..

I just want you to know you will pay for this!


Vidmaster7 wrote:
The Internet, Circa 1998 wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
So my PC died, my bank card doesn't work, my work computer took 3 hours of IT support to function properly and I am convinced the computers are in revolt. be warned
At... last... it is... time..
I just want you to know you will pay for this!

Worth... it...

*expires in dust and the haunting sound of a modem squeal*


Vidmaster7 wrote:
Given the environment of the post that is a fair assumption. I can not fault you on that one.

So bad you cannot cast Cyclic Reincarnation on it to get a newer and unharmed version of it.

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