Grindylow

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37 posts. Alias of Kileanna.


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Mommy take me to work?


No like Cookie! Cookie no like you!


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Captain Kiani the Blue wrote:
SEXY SANDARA!

Me think that sexy. Hot sexy. Boiled sexy.


I make food. Food make sick PC. Food is good. PC is weak.

The next poster has a way to protect himself from food poisoning.


*Drags out a kitchen knife*
Here cook naked persons


No talk food two-day?

*Grabs Kileanna's leg and starts chewing*

Cook for me self then.


*Feels summoned to the thread for unknown reasons*


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Quiche Lisp banned for not being real quiche. Not tasty!

*Chews Quiche Lisp's head*


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*Frenzies around for a time, undamaged*
*Checks his own statblock to realize that he doesn't have immunity to acid damage*
*As he dies, the fourth wall crumbles and falls on everyone on this thread, crushing them to death*

I kilked my own character, I think I have just made the next poster's job


Family dead! Noooooooo! Evil changeling eat family!

*Goes berserk and kills everyone on sight, both Kileanna and Sissyl, impaling them on a pitchfork. The acid device seems to have failed, though*

How did Cookie manage to pronounce Cangeling correctly if he barely speaks Common remains a mystery. I don't even know why he knows what a changeling is.


Bear Man


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Or grindylow. Grindylow free trip!


*Feeds the Kraken from «the last one to post wins» with Uncle Teddy*

Ugly squid eat you.


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*Gnarls to the Kraken*
Big squid have to go!
Evil! Evil!
*Throws casseroles and pans at him*


Bear Man be durable too


Cookie be terrrrifyinyng Grindylow!

*Snarl*

Cookie italic too!


Vidmaster7 wrote:
He thinks we don't know that his bottom half is an octopus^

Octopus great, look like grindylow cause octopus great!


The Big Bad Wolf of Karazhan wrote:
Oh and Cookmate Cookie, I appreciate your help so yes please do help out. But, no you can't cook the fish. You may feed them of course, just remember, not all aquatic creatures like the same food as you.

Feed octopus, not cook! Octopus great! Cook squid, feed octopus!


I work in me...gan...grrrrlll... there.
Cook fish?


*Pots*


Lobster!


*Chops*


Cook fish woman!!! Tasty!


Look More Edible Than Is


Next, Whale eat priestess.


Small man look eatible. Can cook.


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*Cooks a depp fried Johnny*


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Cuddle me!


Awwwww...
*Stops grabbing Vid*
Cook parrot then. Where?


*Looks at Vid carefully*
Is bear?
Hate land things. All look same.


Lotta hair. Is sheep? Can cook sheep?


*Trips Vid with his tiny tentacles and climbs to his face, grabbing him in a facehugger fashion*


*Looks at Nina with hungry eyes*

Parrot!
Cook parrot!

*The small grindylow slimes through all the room trying to reach the flying snowy owless, while carrying a giant frying pan in his tiny hands*


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Know to cook fish-squid-meat-parrot.
Can take skin, gouge eyes, take guts, cut head. Like to do. Throw in pan.
Makes funny noises.
Understand?
Cookie talk Aquan only before.


No cook self!
No cook octopus and no cook self!
Too good for too-legged!
No cook self!

*Stares at the gingerbread man*
*Grabs him with his tentacles and puts it into a cauldron*

Smell good! Cook this!


What you do want Cookie do?


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Me can cook, Wolfie? Can work restoorant.
Gouge out squids eyes-guts, stew squid for Wolfy?


Grand Lodge

I'm trying to find an alternative to PF that isn't so wargamy and emphasizes more role-play. My group and I are finding PF rules to be too grindy for our tastes and, since I'm going to be running the more gothic-horror themed Carrion Crown, I'm wondering if there's a good atmospheric alternative. We've been discussing the Savage Worlds and FATE system and that's about it.

Any other suggestions?

Grand Lodge

So because I like versatility, good saves and I'm a glutton for punishment, I want to forgo the 1 - 20 full level track and full level spellcasting for something interesting and fun to play. I play characters of all types so don't limit yourself when you post.

I'm hoping to make a principally SAD Charisma-based with at least 1 - 4 class levels in sorcerer leveled up to 15. Also, I'm not averse to taking levels in a third class as long as whatever combination is fun, interesting and is halfway decent as a contributing party member.

And, as I've said, I'm not averse to different playstyles. I've played a tank (cavalier), DPS (various classes), Support (oracle), swiss army magic-user (Wizard and alchemist), etc.

Grand Lodge

This is for 3.5 players with experience with the Tome of Battle Classes and GMs who've had to deal with the headaches from balance issues with those classes.

Being new to GMing Pathfinder and, therefore, naive about the supposed incompatibility of 3.5 with regular Pathfinder, I've given one of my players the right to have certain manoeuvres trees in place of spell casting for his Dhampir Inquisitor. For some reason, there has been a miscommunication about him having some of the class features of the Swordsage on top his Inquisitors class features which includes the addition of Wisdom to his overall AC. I recently told him that I disallowed that at the beginning and told him he should just use the Inquisitor's class features exclusively.

His play of the Inquisitor thus far has created much imbalance in the game so far as he's played the role of party tank/face/skill monkey thus being the one player that has overwhelmed any other possible role in the party. That being said, I like the guy and I want to make sure he can still play the game and have fun at our table without him ragequitting and leaving my table.

Is there a way I can regain balance in my game without it blowing up in my face while finding a way to amend his character to his satisfaction?

Grand Lodge

I know this topic has been discussed in another thread somewhere, I wanted some advice from GMs who are running/have run CC.

I've decided to get rid of wealth/level just because I don't like dealing with the slower pace of PC's sorting through loot, selling it and basically eating up valuable game time and rping opportunities. I want, instead, to give my PC's just a few pieces of equipment that will level up with them and not have to worry about wealth mechanics.

It is a 5 person party with the following characters all fifth level. We have just begun book 2: The Trial of The Beast. Party composition as follows:

- Dhampir Inquisitor
- Aasimar Cleric of Sarenrae with a focus on casting
- A human Sorcerer with the Arcane Bloodline
- An Android Warblade who favors using axes.
- A half-elf Summoner

If you guys have any advice, how would you go about doing the progression and do you have any ideas what legacy weapons would be good to give these guys? I'm thinking of customizing ones for them myself but I don't want to unbalance the game.