Mahty quaht roun here...
Thet's gud. Things shoul be quaht 'n this nay-bore-hud.
Trey wrote: Up th'crick. Shoot zhe owl!
I weel cook eet!
Git outta heer ya dang french hippeh! Trey's uh good ol boah, an we ain't gonna let sum feller lakk yew put uh hurtin on im.
Aberzombie wrote: Git outta heer ya dang french hippeh! Trey's uh good ol boah, an we ain't gonna let sum feller lakk yew put uh hurtin on im. But... but... zhe owl bacon, c'est magnifique!
Thet French pig oughtta bar-b-q hisself so's we kin haf sum pulled pork 'n' baby back ribs.
Hol on. Gone git m'shootin arn. I'm all fer culchrul exchange. Jes not up fer exchangin m'backside into innybuddys skillet.
Yew leave ol' Hooty alone. He's good people ..err. bird
Ah ain't seen thet Valegrim feller round theez parts fer uh spell. Ah'm wundrin if them hippehs got hold uv im, whut an brainwashed im.
Whut the hell fellers? Ain't nobuddy lahk this thread no more?
I wuz just out at the outhouse Abe, Ah'm back, don't yew fret yer self none.
Yoo hoo! Mr. Lichman, how're you doing?
confounit hippehs skairt off mah LGS frum FREE RPG Day ... whar's thet thar shotgun?
Here you go squiddly!
Tosses over Sarajuana
Naow yew take care of ol' Sarajuana, she's a family heirloom from the War of Northern Aggression! My great-granpappy Nathaniel Bedford Grillz carried her.
Big Mammy Grillz wrote: Here you go squiddly!
Tosses over Sarajuana
Naow yew take care of ol' Sarajuana, she's a family heirloom from the War of Northern Aggression! My great-granpappy Nathaniel Bedford Grillz carried her.
Thanks Mammy, ah'll be right carefil with 'er ... her yew go, hang on ta mah jug fer a spell ... now whar'r them dang hippehs?
Mahty quaht roun' here...
*BANG*
*BANG*
*BANG*
*BANG*
D4ng.
Them critters keep chewin' the uhpolestry outa mah chevy.
*BANG*
*BANG*
GEEEIT!
Thet's sum dern gud shootin'. Whatdja hit? Any hippehs? Revenuuers? Er jus sum vermints?
{sneaks onto porch rocking chair, pets lazy hound} Ayup, mighta fine shootin' {sips iced sweet tea, tries not to look nervous}
Enybuddy bin thinkin how tuh git rid o'them dang hippehs fer good?
Callous Jack wrote: Kruelaid wrote: Kobold Cleaver wrote: Hippy. *BANG*
"Yer jes plain unAmerican boah." *BANG*
(I just wanted to shoot Kruelaid) DANG! YOU DIDUNAFTA SHOOT ME IN THE ASS!
THAT HURTS LAHK ALLLELLL! F+*#!
Ya got thet raht Froggie!
Aberzombie wrote: Ya got thet raht Froggie! My pappy once told me that those dadburned hippehs eat froggie-legs! Every durn hippeh could use a round of buckshot in da butt.
{giggles quietly to self} **Yes! I could subvert these country folk into an army against the poodles... an army immune to the poodles' aura of stupidity!**
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