So Ladies, lets increase the average quality of the sucking! Alexandr moves towards Mahtew, which may take him a while because only 30ish movement and being fatigued after his bowling fun.
"Yeah, we're fine. If I may suggest, Matthew, allow me to search doors for traps and listen for more minions. I can't imagine this guy's simulacrum area wouldn't be trapped or at least have guards. Have we tried forcing any of the minions to tell us where he keeps his dupe? They might talk, given the likely state of morale about now." Stratton continues behind Matthew, but if the werewolf gives the go-ahead, he'll start searching for traps and listening, ready to act as needed.
An idea comes to him "Oh, unless you have his scent and can sniff him out?"
"This may be a long shot, but perhaps Mia's detect evil ability might be able to help hone in on the simulacrum, assuming the rules of simulacrum and phylacteries are the same: a piece of an evil soul radiate evil from an object."
The large were wolf nods its head as it growls and drools upon the floor. At the mention of scent and sniffing he sniffs the air but shakes his head. Once Stratton opens the door the werewolf charges into the room but this time finds no one, just bodies of some poor souls who have been drained.
He leaves the room and repeats with Stratton.
She nods agreeing with Zaidel, "That should work, but it is limited to sixty feet. Also barriers make it even harder to perceive them." As the werewolf leaves she slips into the room to check if any of them are still alive. She shakes her head as she closes eyes on the corpses.
Zaidel is trying to confirm these unfortunate souls had their life forces drained from them.
"You're probably right, Jean", the satyr says, looking around the massacre.
Zaidel is trying to confirm these unfortunate souls had their life forces drained from them. Knowledge (religion)]38.
With your innate knowledge with healing and your religion check you are pretty sure they have been sucked dry by vampires. The four bodies lie still and lifeless. The screams of agony is etched on their faces.
The next two rooms are vacant and no signs of a fight let alone corpses. The third room has a big ornate door and is at the end of the corridor.
Once that is done you have the lock to contend with:
"Alright, time to test some skills." Stratton says, taking out a set of well-made lockpicks. He takes off the price tag, discarding it, shrugging and smiling weakly.
Disable Device +2 if trap.
"Well, this seems like a likely spot, full of aweful traps. Step back while I deal with these, if you please." Stratton says, getting to work once people have stepped back or chosen to stay close.
Four rounds later. "Ok, that's the last of it, now I just have to get to work on the lock" Stratton says smiling. "Not bad for my first go."
Disable Device +2 if trap.
As he tries to open the lock, he see eyes pop up on top and below. Teeth appear within the key hole. After it chews on his tools it spits them out in pieces. "Goddamn, those were brand new! Rude f&~!ing door, now you're just going to get smashed down I think."
The large white were wolf growls but waits.
She offers as a suggestion, drawing back on her bow and making a magical arrow appear, "Shall I blast it as you use your breath weapon Jean?"
Stratton stands aside. "All yours, ladies and gents."
Zaidel covers his face from the dragon's mighty breath weapon. "And if that doesn't work, Jellena does have a working lightsaber."
The corridor is a good 150 feet at least.
Given enough time, the breath weapon and eldritch arrows, would begin to tear down the door. Little by little, so likely a few minutes.
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She does twirl the black lightsaber to emphasize Zaidel's words and smiles waiting for the go ahead to slice the door down.
The next thing you know, about 20 rays of one sort or another blast through the open door as Jellena takes cover.
As the satyr leaps to the side, Zaidel yells over laser blasts."STORMTROOPERS?!!"
As the group jumps to one side or another,
He shrugs and takes point charging into the room. You hear him roar out in pain.
He charges in and claws and bites three of the stormtroopers, scattering them with his attacks.
Round 1
You also hear screams of fright. Then a greater barrage of fire that seems to come from both sides of the room.
+6
As he only gets hit once.
+16
As he gets hit four times.
+16
Round 1
She barely steps into sight of the room and aims at one of the white figures.
Round 1
She quickly relays, "I counted about 27 of them. They could have been storm troopers, I am not sure."
"I swear to Cayden, if I start to hear The Imperial March, I may $hit my kilt!" Zaidel yells over the laserfire.
The satyr takes a brave step into the room and cast sleep over one half of the room.
Bowling for Stromtroopers? Come one ladies throw me again!
This is getting out of hand The Aasimar Vampires speaks up
Yeah its more fun if you throw the Bloodrager Bowling Ball with your entire body! The Thiefling says as she and the Half Elf repeat by throwing Alexandr at them.
At some point, the GM will demand a mechanical representation The Aasimar mentions
I think he is save as long as he is stomping mooks with it. Like, they are literally Stormtroopers. Also, as a Vampiress I professionally hate Lasers and Lightsabres. The aasimar explains, looking at her midly bloody fingernails.
Yeah, you get skin conditions from that. The Thiefling answers
Isnt walking bloodbank in trouble because Adamantine is black and thus absorbs light? The Half elf interjects
When did you get a degree in physics? The thiefling asks
When I bit walking bloodbank, he is surprisingly intelligent.
Perception
Stratton jumps into the fray, finding a couple of adjacent stormtroopers to draw his katana and slice into a tidal wave blade.
one attack roll vs both's ac. If that somehow managed to hit, damage to both of them.
Round 1
Those who enter the room see a turret in each corner manned by a white stormtrooper. The turret to the left is being slashed by Jellena. Jean viciously bites into one of the stormtroopers. Stratton hits two of them, leaving behind slashing wounds. Zaidel slips into the room and hits four of the stormtroopers with his spell, they collapse onto the floor. Angelica and Delman take down one themselves. Alexandr gets flung into the room grappling two troopers himself.
Round 2
Turning Alexandr into a Bloodragerbowlingball requires him to not be bloodraging, and then activate the bloodrage while he is being thrown.
The total strength neccessary to do so is 25. If he is already enlarged, the total strength neccessary is 32. While in Bloodrager Bowling Ball mode, Alexandr has the trample universal monster rule. His "Slam damage" for that purpose his his unarmed strike damage.
After the first round of Bloodrager Bowl mode, roll a d3, on a 2+ it continues.
After the second round of Bloodrager Bowl mode, it coninues on a 3+ on a d3, it ends after this.
DC 18 Reflex save for half
DC 18 Reflex save for half
Round 2
Drawing his rapier, Zaidel quickly advances on all four unconscious stormtroopers and gives each one the killing blow.
Stratton teleports across the room, behind the trooper maintaining the second (right) turret and slashes at him with both hands on his weapon by performing a fading strike.
Katana for
Round 2
Jean bites at another stormtrooper, dropping it from the damage and pain. Stratton's slash cuts deep into the arm of the trooper, enough that he passes out and the turret goes quiet. Zaidel pierces one of the sleeping troopers helmets blood pours from the hole.
Now with so many in melee the figures in the black gowns and veils dissappear. The imperial red guards take on a defensive stance with their halberds at the ready before them.
Round 3
Zaidel keep administering coup de graces on the sleeping white stormtroopers. The satyr looks even more worried as the imperial red guards reveal themselves.
Stratton grabs the turret and wheels it around to face the crimson-clad troopers, spraying a hail of lasers their way, avoiding hitting Jean if he can. "Jellana, let's light 'em up!"
Round 3
Jean attacks first as his bite cuts deep into the red trooper's leg he bringds down his spear into the dragon. Stratton gets into the gunner's seat pulling the body out as he goes, next round ready to unload on the red troopers with the turret. Jellena vanishes again appearing behind one of the red troopers flanking with Jean as the black energy blade slices into the well trained troopers flesh and armor. Mia releases a magic missile hoping it will get through the red troopers defenses. Angelica and Delman approach behind Mia. Whisper moves like a shadow getting ready to enter melee if needed. The silver werewolf
vs. Jean
2d6 Electricity
2d6 Electricity
Round 3
Zaidel continues to cut down the defenseless stormtroopers.
Stratton powers up the turret and blasts at the red troopers if he can while keeping his friends out of the path of the barrage. "Eat hot light, a%&+%+*s!" he says, grinning and pulling the trigger mechanism.
Round 4
Jean tears the red trooper to ribbons. The other one is dealt with by Jellena and Whisper. Luckily not many of the blasts hit them as the gattling turret goes off shooting at them and the red trooper they were fighting.
The Silver Werewolf waits ready to follow the dragon into the next room.
With bated breath, Zaidel states, "If no one minds, I'm gonna claim one full suit of stormtrooper and red imperial guard armor." The cleric smiled. "Those are gonna look amazing on display at Old Reunions!"
"I think Alexandr ought to take over this place when we're done. The vamps sure seem to love him." Stratton smirks. "Could be your base of operations, Tovarich. We just need to set up permanent portals and bada bing."
Where the f*#@ did the Borg, Klingons or whatever come from? I kind of want one of these weird Batheth thingies for bragging rights.
He says.
"Alexandr the Great!" Zaidel cheered.
"Let me go ahead and channel a few times to help you with that since you don't have regeneration." Stratton offers. He lets positive energy overflow from his core into the air, filling the area around Jean with healing forces.
"Well, that felt.... exhilarating. Like pins and needles of pleasure all over my body." Stratton says, smiling without realizing it.