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Great, just great. We've got Yesterday ants.

Cover Turtle wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Cover Turtle wrote:

Just a Mort wrote:

NH I hope you feel better soon! I kicked my paw against something (couldn't figure what) so I'm now hopping around on 3 paws.

I'm guessing what I'm having now is a stone bruise.

Also don't push yourself that hard, NH! Get more rest and plenty of water!

*Waddles by NH's house with a bottle of cold sparkling lemonade, a emergency cold-pack for future fevers and gives him a pat on the shoulder*

*Hurries (hjuk, hjuk a turtle hurry…) over to Mort's side looking worried. Gingerly looks her paw over, blows on in and wraps a ice-pack around it. Gives her a nuzzle between her ears, and leaves a bag of "cats paws" soft liquorice with her*

Up here its currently around 82 F, which it too hot for pretty much everything in my humble opinion.

Also…
Might not be heading to unemployment (technically 2 whole days of unemployment) as I've been "offered" (as in "take this, or we might have to cut your benefits" - love, the government) a payed "job-training" position at a local breeder.

you...are being paid...to BREED?!

*Face turtle foots*

^^'

…a local horse breeder!

No I'm afraid that not even the government would actually pay to have me breed with anyone (or anything for that matter).

*Sigh*

the government is paying you to have sex with horses?!? WHERE DO I SIG- Uh, I mean, thats..uh...weird.

Yeah. Weird.

Do you want Sebastians? Because this is how you get Sebastians!

Future Roach wrote:

*scuttles around Drift looking for nummy crumbs*

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{chugs large boilermaker of paint thinner with Illudium Q-36 shot} Do you want formians? Because that's how you get formians.

Do you want half-aunts? Because Qyburn's how you get half-aunts.

{chugs glass of whiskey} Do you want rants? Because that's how you get rants.