Pharasma, Lady of Graves's page

Sondheim has died.

Damn it! Why do people keep doing that!

Prepares for judgement.

Might want to check your ego there, I'd hate for anything... Unfortunate to happen...

I bet the first person to discover browned/burnt cheese was worshiped like a god. Like. A. God.

Now you understand why I'm so powerful.

They get it all figured out in time for the gap, so no worries!

Bring it on.

What can I say, gods work in mysterious ways.

Also, sometimes even fate has a sense of humor.

I can tell you, but you probably won't like it.

He's faking it.

The thing is that all of this can be blamed on Pharasma. She's the one who gets to make all of these decisions about the afterlife.

Not to be That God, but the choices you make in this life are what dictate where you end up in the afterlife.

I'm more like a concierge. With infinite cosmic powers.

I know plenty of gods, and he's no god.

a demon create a baby, a baby demon who born in middle of forest.

however the baby prophesied to bring the end of universe. you happened to be there. tasked to kill the baby.

what are you gonna do ?

kill baby to save the world. or save the baby.

You got the wrong baby. The universe ending baby is two dungeons over, this is the baby destined to overthrow Bavmorda.

I knew this would happen.

I like me...

Aw, my 'pomps get their own article! I'm so proud!!

Actually, I'm pretty sure ordering a genocidal war against an entire planet is just the sort of thing the don't meddle in mortal affairs thingy we all signed back in the day is supposed to prevent.

Bugs are weird man.

Torag misplaced his towel and had to make a new one, it will be finished in five thousand years.

Which, really, when you think about it, isn't all that long.

Three words: Muppets In Space.

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Teacher: "Billy, what do chickens give us?"

Billy: "Eggs."
Teacher: "Very good! Susie, what do pigs give us?"
Susie: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "That's right! Johnny, what do cows give us?"
Johnny: "Homework."

R.I.P. Johnny

He won't.

Phantom of Truth wrote:

Yakman wrote:

The headsman swings the axe on the command of the judge. as does the gaoler.

In the Torturer's Guild, the Torturer carries out the will of the Autarch.

It's not exceptionally different.

Ah, yes. "We were just following orders". Truly, the argument of the righteous.

is the headsman any different?

That's for me to decide, and you to find out.

You wouldn't believe it if I told you. Which I won't.

I like this guy! He's going places!

No.

Baby druids come from hippies.

You think you can take it away, by all means, try. Won't be the first time, won't be the last.

damn it! They figured it out! Looks like I'm going to have to accelerate the whole planet disappearing plan B.

Achaekek! You know what to do...

Rookie. A deity must use a loud booming voice! Because it's cliche.

And I don't even care when Salim calls me a b&#*~.

Yup, move along, nothing to see here.

walks away, casually (and not at all suspiciously) whistling.

Sprays coffee.

Oh shit! I didn't see that coming!

He gets pretty preoccupied playing with his action figures.

Is It ever finished.

Maybe?

Damn you cruel fate!!!

I wouldn't say releasing them exactly, but yes I'm quite busy.

He knows, I tell Cosmo everything.

Pharasma, Lady of Graves wrote:

Sorry Hon, that's beyond our capabilities.

Thanks Lady of Graves, but I honestly wasn't asking for you.

Orcus on the other hand...

Yeah, we're gods, we can't undo the damage unleashed on various worlds by the spawn of Rovagug such as John Travolta.

Sorry Hon, that's beyond our capabilities.

Good luck using a CR 7 creature to find out James Jacobs address.

I hope you buy in bulk because they aren't coming back alive.

Shush! Don't tell him, he still thinks he's getting a puppy.

Was that a godling chirping? i could've sworn i heard something...

Torbyne wrote:

CBDunkerson wrote:

Joana wrote:

James Jacobs has been very emphatic that Aroden is dead

Yes, but 'dead' isn't always permanent on Golarion. There are disparate hints and theories (not to mention a module) about how he might be able to come back. I doubt they mean for any of those to happen, but the possibility exists.

Oh come on. He was just a god, not an X-man. Dude's not coming back.

Well, since he was apparently processed by Pharasma, he IS back. He's just either been reincarnated as some mortal or shuffled off to have his soul wiped and transmuted into a nameless Planetar or something.

Dead gods deserve more creativity then that, don't you think.

unconsciously caresses the shoulder of Echo of Lost Divinity.

Yeah, he isn't coming back.

I get more pleading then mockery.

shoves reams of paperwork into Clippy's overworked arms

Here, these souls need to be alphabetized and judged. And if I see you hanging out with the Night Hags or Daemons, you're fired, we run a tight ship here at The Boneyard. And I don't have time to micromanage every damn thing.

Bring. It. On.

Groetus is a sap, "the world is gonna end, and when it does, you're in charge"

It still makes me laugh, after all these eons!

A vision of what the Opposite Boneyard would look like, be thankful for what you have

I'm still on top.