Hag Eye Ooze

Blancmange Scout from Skyron's page

18 posts. Alias of Ambrosia Slaad.


No one suspects The Selective Memory!

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Ragadolf wrote:
Monkey Santa wrote:


I don't need to... AXE... permission.

I warned you! I WARNED you! O_o

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Gary 'Two Sheds' Teter wrote:
What is the average age for the onset of déjà vu?

Which kind of déjà vu, African or European?

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"Swamping the dice" sounds like a witch hex.

King of Swamp Castle wrote:
When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to run a Pathfinder game in a swamp, but I ran in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I bought a second pair of dice. And those sank into the swamp. So I bought a third pair. Those were burned down by goblins, fell over, mildly humped by a gelatinous cube, and then sank into the swamp...

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Vanykrye wrote:
You had me until you said truffle pate.

After that catered dinner party with the Americans, the health inspector said we can't serve the salmon mousse anymore.

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Orthos wrote:
Vanykrye wrote:
Wait...you're telling me arson is a crime? How is a perfectly reasonable and rational reaction to your surroundings a crime in this day and age?
The same reasons [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] isn't a crime and people get away with [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] all the time?

Well, there's arson and bacon; arson, sausage, and bacon; arson and [REDACTED]; arson, bacon, and [REDACTED]; arson, bacon, sausage, and [REDACTED]; [REDACTED], bacon, sausage, and [REDACTED]; [REDACTED], arson, [REDACTED], [REDACTED], bacon, and [REDACTED]; [REDACTED], sausage, [REDACTED], [REDACTED], bacon, [REDACTED], tomato, and [REDACTED]; [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], arson, and [REDACTED]; [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], baked beans, [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED]; or Lobster Thermidor au Crevette with a Mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy, and with a fried arsonist on top and [REDACTED].

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Thomas Seitz wrote:
Did Galactus show up and eat Mars?

If he was hungry for Mars, he'd go to Scotland.


Beginning of time - 2019
"He survived the Ultimate Nullifier,
but not the Ultimate Cholesterol-ifier."

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It's necessary for comparing the Tiers of unladen African swallows vs. European swallows.

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your ochre jelly familiar just ate my tennis shoes and half my legs and its getting kind gooy around my ears!

{hungrily licks approximation of humanoid lips} Say, how good are you at tennis?

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Wait, this isn't room 12A? I wasn't here for disappointment; I was looking for an argument.

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Ikos wrote:
Paizo, the new ruleset you’ve proposed (you know, the one nobody’s actually seen more than a side glance of and has yet to be finalized) has ruined my life. My trust in you is void and I shall never game again! Someone please help me to my fainting couch!

There's a line for the fainting couch. We shall instead give you... The Comfy Chair! {cue ominous music}

Hartbaine wrote:
Much like Craig Christ... sorely under rated professionals living in the shadows of their brother's success.

"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"

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{sighs} Look, this thread is only fooling itself; it will be stone dead in a moment. Someone help me put it on the cart.

Public beginning to suspect that epidemiologists & news editors really just starved for any public attention


{nibbles on passing Scotsman}

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Goth Guru wrote:
If you replace kender with Hobbits, then OK.

If you replace kender with hobbits, remember hobbits are generally well-marbled, porkier, and much more tender, so make adjustments accordingly. Thankfully, their Wight Watchers™ Nutritional Points© are identical.

You can replace gully dwarves with a mixture of tripe and cardboard, but remember to adjust your encounters for the much higher mental stats of tripe and cardboard.

{watches back and forth between the Contrarian and the Hamster} Now I'm confused, is this the room for arguments or abuse?

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Terminalmancer wrote:
I wasn't expecting Mulder to make an appearance, but now that he has, he might be my favorite.


Meet the Iconics: Altronus wrote:
Altronus Barasul Dovenayan was born into House Holdare...

So Altrononus is...

...Fox Holdar(e)?