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What is the average age for the onset of déjà vu? Which kind of déjà vu, African or European?
"Swamping the dice" sounds like a witch hex. When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to run a Pathfinder game in a swamp, but I ran in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I bought a second pair of dice. And those sank into the swamp. So I bought a third pair. Those were burned down by goblins, fell over, mildly humped by a gelatinous cube, and then sank into the swamp...
You had me until you said truffle pate. After that catered dinner party with the Americans, the health inspector said we can't serve the salmon mousse anymore.
Wait...you're telling me arson is a crime? How is a perfectly reasonable and rational reaction to your surroundings a crime in this day and age?The same reasons [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] isn't a crime and people get away with [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] all the time? Well, there's arson and bacon; arson, sausage, and bacon; arson and [REDACTED]; arson, bacon, and [REDACTED]; arson, bacon, sausage, and [REDACTED]; [REDACTED], bacon, sausage, and [REDACTED]; [REDACTED], arson, [REDACTED], [REDACTED], bacon, and [REDACTED]; [REDACTED], sausage, [REDACTED], [REDACTED], bacon, [REDACTED], tomato, and [REDACTED]; [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], arson, and [REDACTED]; [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], baked beans, [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED]; or Lobster Thermidor au Crevette with a Mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy, and with a fried arsonist on top and [REDACTED].
Did Galactus show up and eat Mars? If he was hungry for Mars, he'd go to Scotland. Edit: Galactus
It's necessary for comparing the Tiers of unladen African swallows vs. European swallows.
your ochre jelly familiar just ate my tennis shoes and half my legs and its getting kind gooy around my ears! {hungrily licks approximation of humanoid lips} Say, how good are you at tennis?
Wait, this isn't room 12A? I wasn't here for disappointment; I was looking for an argument.
Paizo, the new ruleset you’ve proposed (you know, the one nobody’s actually seen more than a side glance of and has yet to be finalized) has ruined my life. My trust in you is void and I shall never game again! Someone please help me to my fainting couch! There's a line for the fainting couch. We shall instead give you... The Comfy Chair! {cue ominous music}
Much like Craig Christ... sorely under rated professionals living in the shadows of their brother's success. "He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"
{sighs} Look, this thread is only fooling itself; it will be stone dead in a moment. Someone help me put it on the cart.
DC: ECLIPSE CRAZE NOW ECLIPSES OPIOID AND GLUE-SNIFFING EPIDEMICS
HOT DOG EATING CHAMP JOEY CHESTNUT EATEN BY ACTUAL, CANNIBAL SHIA LABEOUF; more in Lifestyles section
{nibbles on passing Scotsman}
If you replace kender with Hobbits, then OK. If you replace kender with hobbits, remember hobbits are generally well-marbled, porkier, and much more tender, so make adjustments accordingly. Thankfully, their Wight Watchers™ Nutritional Points© are identical. You can replace gully dwarves with a mixture of tripe and cardboard, but remember to adjust your encounters for the much higher mental stats of tripe and cardboard.
{watches back and forth between the Contrarian and the Hamster} Now I'm confused, is this the room for arguments or abuse?
I wasn't expecting Mulder to make an appearance, but now that he has, he might be my favorite. {squints:} Altronus Barasul Dovenayan was born into House Holdare... So Altrononus is... ...Fox Holdar(e)? |