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Rysky wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Set wrote:
Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo that I keep getting rejected everytime I apply for a Credit Card.

It's not for everyone, but I've never had one (debit cards, on the other hand, are wonderful!). Given how in debt some of my friends are (and how bad I am about managing my money), it's probably for the best.

I blame Cosmo for that rain that started when I left the house and ended the second I got to the (sheltered) bus stop. Perfectly timed, as usual. :(

Yeah you have to be careful with them, but since I make near minimum wage and am only paid every 2 weeks having just one big expense at the end of the month would be easier for me. That and I don't plan on splurging on anything once I get one :3
Prepaid refillable card?
That's kinda a Debit Card, which I already have :3

But it can be used to buy Online, unlike a regular debit card.

Silver Crusade

Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Set wrote:
Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo that I keep getting rejected everytime I apply for a Credit Card.

It's not for everyone, but I've never had one (debit cards, on the other hand, are wonderful!). Given how in debt some of my friends are (and how bad I am about managing my money), it's probably for the best.

I blame Cosmo for that rain that started when I left the house and ended the second I got to the (sheltered) bus stop. Perfectly timed, as usual. :(

Yeah you have to be careful with them, but since I make near minimum wage and am only paid every 2 weeks having just one big expense at the end of the month would be easier for me. That and I don't plan on splurging on anything once I get one :3
Prepaid refillable card?
That's kinda a Debit Card, which I already have :3
But it can be used to buy Online, unlike a regular debit card.

It might be different outside the states (I'm also pretty sure Debit Cards are different things themselves as well), but over here Debit Cards can be used to pay for stuff online.


Rysky wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Set wrote:
Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo that I keep getting rejected everytime I apply for a Credit Card.

It's not for everyone, but I've never had one (debit cards, on the other hand, are wonderful!). Given how in debt some of my friends are (and how bad I am about managing my money), it's probably for the best.

I blame Cosmo for that rain that started when I left the house and ended the second I got to the (sheltered) bus stop. Perfectly timed, as usual. :(

Yeah you have to be careful with them, but since I make near minimum wage and am only paid every 2 weeks having just one big expense at the end of the month would be easier for me. That and I don't plan on splurging on anything once I get one :3
Prepaid refillable card?
That's kinda a Debit Card, which I already have :3
But it can be used to buy Online, unlike a regular debit card.
It might be different outside the states (I'm also pretty sure Debit Cards are different things themselves as well), but over here Debit Cards can be used to pay for stuff online.

16 digits number, expiration date, the back having security numbers?

Silver Crusade

Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Set wrote:
Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo that I keep getting rejected everytime I apply for a Credit Card.

It's not for everyone, but I've never had one (debit cards, on the other hand, are wonderful!). Given how in debt some of my friends are (and how bad I am about managing my money), it's probably for the best.

I blame Cosmo for that rain that started when I left the house and ended the second I got to the (sheltered) bus stop. Perfectly timed, as usual. :(

Yeah you have to be careful with them, but since I make near minimum wage and am only paid every 2 weeks having just one big expense at the end of the month would be easier for me. That and I don't plan on splurging on anything once I get one :3
Prepaid refillable card?
That's kinda a Debit Card, which I already have :3
But it can be used to buy Online, unlike a regular debit card.
It might be different outside the states (I'm also pretty sure Debit Cards are different things themselves as well), but over here Debit Cards can be used to pay for stuff online.
16 digits number, expiration date, the back having security numbers?

Yep.


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I blame Cosmo that my phone alarm didn't go off this morning so I was 20 minutes late for work. NOT cool Cosmo, not cool.


Rysky wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Set wrote:
Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo that I keep getting rejected everytime I apply for a Credit Card.

It's not for everyone, but I've never had one (debit cards, on the other hand, are wonderful!). Given how in debt some of my friends are (and how bad I am about managing my money), it's probably for the best.

I blame Cosmo for that rain that started when I left the house and ended the second I got to the (sheltered) bus stop. Perfectly timed, as usual. :(

Yeah you have to be careful with them, but since I make near minimum wage and am only paid every 2 weeks having just one big expense at the end of the month would be easier for me. That and I don't plan on splurging on anything once I get one :3
Prepaid refillable card?
That's kinda a Debit Card, which I already have :3
But it can be used to buy Online, unlike a regular debit card.
It might be different outside the states (I'm also pretty sure Debit Cards are different things themselves as well), but over here Debit Cards can be used to pay for stuff online.
16 digits number, expiration date, the back having security numbers?
Yep.

Can you use it to buy things here?

Silver Crusade

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Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Set wrote:
Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo that I keep getting rejected everytime I apply for a Credit Card.

It's not for everyone, but I've never had one (debit cards, on the other hand, are wonderful!). Given how in debt some of my friends are (and how bad I am about managing my money), it's probably for the best.

I blame Cosmo for that rain that started when I left the house and ended the second I got to the (sheltered) bus stop. Perfectly timed, as usual. :(

Yeah you have to be careful with them, but since I make near minimum wage and am only paid every 2 weeks having just one big expense at the end of the month would be easier for me. That and I don't plan on splurging on anything once I get one :3
Prepaid refillable card?
That's kinda a Debit Card, which I already have :3
But it can be used to buy Online, unlike a regular debit card.
It might be different outside the states (I'm also pretty sure Debit Cards are different things themselves as well), but over here Debit Cards can be used to pay for stuff online.
16 digits number, expiration date, the back having security numbers?
Yep.
Can you use it to buy things here?

I would hope so!

Otherwise I don't know how that sneaky G'ninja is getting mah monies lol

...

ha...

... ha.

...

*warily looks around for Liz*

Silver Crusade

Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Set wrote:
Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo that I keep getting rejected everytime I apply for a Credit Card.

It's not for everyone, but I've never had one (debit cards, on the other hand, are wonderful!). Given how in debt some of my friends are (and how bad I am about managing my money), it's probably for the best.

I blame Cosmo for that rain that started when I left the house and ended the second I got to the (sheltered) bus stop. Perfectly timed, as usual. :(

Yeah you have to be careful with them, but since I make near minimum wage and am only paid every 2 weeks having just one big expense at the end of the month would be easier for me. That and I don't plan on splurging on anything once I get one :3
Prepaid refillable card?
That's kinda a Debit Card, which I already have :3
But it can be used to buy Online, unlike a regular debit card.
It might be different outside the states (I'm also pretty sure Debit Cards are different things themselves as well), but over here Debit Cards can be used to pay for stuff online.
16 digits number, expiration date, the back having security numbers?
Yep.
Can you use it to buy things here?

More seriously, yes, I do use my debit card to purchase stuff and pay for my subscriptions from the Paizo website.


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The Gninja knows when you are paid, she knows when you work overtime, so spend your money on good Paizo products for goodness sake!


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It doesn't really flow like it should. Maybe try again, with a different song. Money, by Pink Floyd perhaps.


Good tune, guess I should have grabbed a bard level before trying that.


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I blame Cosmo for 2 BSOD in 15 minutes.

Community Manager

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*blames Cosmo, studies targets for wallet attack*

Silver Crusade

Liz Courts wrote:
*blames Cosmo, studies targets for wallet attack*

You've already took this month's subscription! Bac'off!


Do you take Bitcoins?


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Here is a cautionary tale....

I have not been blaming Cosmo for things in a while...refusing to feed the beast. So I endure the little crappie things Cosmo threw at me in silence. This obviously angered the Cosmo. He strategically place a box to smash into my face. Luckily my glasses did not break...unfortunately my face did. Now I have a cut and bruises on my face...and it hurts.

So the morale of the story is to give the Cosmo his due as often as possible.


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BLAME FOR THE BLAME GOD!


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Pathfinder Maps, Pathfinder Accessories, Starfinder Society Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber

I Blame Cosmo that no one has posted here since Monday. I need my daily schadenfreude fix!


Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays! ^-^


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Silly Qlippoth has forgotten it's thursday....Cosmo i blame you for his/her forgetfulness.

Dark Archive

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I blame Cosmo that I see ***crack at work every day. There are hundreds of people where I work. There are even a few that I wouldn't mind seeing the ***crack of. But it's entirely Cosmo's fault that the ones I do see are, well, let's just say that I'm not saying I'd rather receive electrical shocks, but I'm not not saying I'd rather receive electrical shocks, if ya know what I mean...

Silver Crusade

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Set wrote:

I blame Cosmo that I see ***crack at work every day. There are hundreds of people where I work. There are even a few that I wouldn't mind seeing the ***crack of. But it's entirely Cosmo's fault that the ones I do see are, well, let's just say that I'm not saying I'd rather receive electrical shocks, but I'm not not saying I'd rather receive electrical shocks, if ya know what I mean...

I too shall Blame Cosmo for your purveyance of subpar asscrack.

Silver Crusade

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Rysky wrote:
Set wrote:

I blame Cosmo that I see ***crack at work every day. There are hundreds of people where I work. There are even a few that I wouldn't mind seeing the ***crack of. But it's entirely Cosmo's fault that the ones I do see are, well, let's just say that I'm not saying I'd rather receive electrical shocks, but I'm not not saying I'd rather receive electrical shocks, if ya know what I mean...

I too shall Blame Cosmo for your purveyance of subpar asscrack.

I will also Blame Him for asscrack not being censored in my post but being too disinterested in editing them.

Instead you get another Blame.


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I Blame Cosmo for banging my head on a steel bar while clearing a jam today at work.

Silver Crusade

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I Blame Cosmo for JK being such an enthusiastic mosher.


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I blame Cosmo for the dicebot giving succeeding saves vs mind spells my cultists are tossing at the party.

I also blame Cosmo the oracle has dared call Yog-Sothoth puny.
I'd love to sic something eldritch now.....without it being an outright TPK.

Silver Crusade

Gibbering Mouther?


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Experience has shown they tend to pass their saves more than fail.

I blame Cosmo for it. :D

Silver Crusade

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It does other things!


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Today, I just got a fraud alert on my credit card from my credit union. Yep, someone tried to use my credit card number at a vending machine(?) on the US west coast; that probably means they have a physical fake card with my number on it. We caught it in time, so their sole bogus charge of $1(?!?!) has been flagged, and my card number is frozen. Now I have to wait seven to eleven days for my replacement card to arrive in the mail.

I blame Cosmo that even though I likely won't need it before then, I'm still impatient for the replacement card to arrive.

Silver Crusade

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Today, I just got a fraud alert on my credit card from my credit union. Yep, someone tried to use my credit card number at a vending machine(?) on the US west coast; that probably means they have a physical fake card with my number on it. We caught it in time, so their sole bogus charge of $1(?!?!) has been flagged, and my card number is frozen. Now I have to wait seven to eleven days for my replacement card to arrive in the mail.

I blame Cosmo that even though I likely won't need it before then, I'm still impatient for the replacement card to arrive.

*narrows eyes at Wumpums*

Silver Crusade

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
I blame Cosmo that even though I likely won't need it before then, I'm still impatient for the replacement card to arrive.

Same here, my CU got me approved for one finally and now I have to wait 7 business days.

Paizo Employee Sales Associate

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Wylliam Harrison wrote:
Experience has shown they tend to pass their saves more than fail.

Needs more pugwampis.


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Cosmo wrote:
Wylliam Harrison wrote:
Experience has shown they tend to pass their saves more than fail.
Needs more pugwampis.

His Spitefulness has bequeathed a most sagacious piece of advice unto thee, do not let a most malicious gift go squandered.


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Rysky wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Today, I just got a fraud alert on my credit card from my credit union. Yep, someone tried to use my credit card number at a vending machine(?) on the US west coast; that probably means they have a physical fake card with my number on it. We caught it in time, so their sole bogus charge of $1(?!?!) has been flagged, and my card number is frozen. Now I have to wait seven to eleven days for my replacement card to arrive in the mail.

I blame Cosmo that even though I likely won't need it before then, I'm still impatient for the replacement card to arrive.

*narrows eyes at Wumpums*

♪♫*whistles innocently while hiding a suspicious looking credit card behind his back*♪♫

Don't look at me, I'm on the east coast. I haven't even had a chance to use my copy of the...

...never mind.

I Blame Cosmo for someone jumping the gun for a lousy snack! :p


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Cosmo wrote:
Wylliam Harrison wrote:
Experience has shown they tend to pass their saves more than fail.
Needs more pugwampis.

I Blame Cosmo that this isn't said more often! HUZZAH!


Yes, wumpis would be useful, but they have no business in an old dwarven monastery in the darklands.


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Wylliam Harrison wrote:
Yes, wumpis would be useful, but they have no business in an old dwarven monastery in the darklands.

{tugs at fake beard} I blame Cosmo that too many surface-dwelling murderhobos are so suspicious these days. They won't even accept a tall refreshing stein of dwarven ale {holds up mayonnaise jar filled with cloaker drool, fermented deathcap spores, moldy fruitcake bits, and belly button lint} from myself, a doting father dwarf, while I butter them up to offer a pointless kill-and-fetch-it quest... with marriage to my lovely beloved daughter as a reward!


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{scratches blonde wig, squirms in "princess" dress} I, the lovely princess, blame Cosmo that the adventure writer gave me no lines of dialogue.


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{smacks "princess"} I, the long suffering father, blame Cosmo that my daughter—who is not a princess!—broke the fourth wall.


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{punches and bites "father"} I blame Cosmo you won't let me be a princess! You taste worse than gug poop!

{"father" and "daughter" engage in angry slapping bout}

Silver Crusade

Wylliam Harrison wrote:
Yes, wumpis would be useful, but they have no business in an old dwarven monastery in the darklands.

Um, there's Fey in the Darklands.


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Wylliam Harrison wrote:
Yes, wumpis would be useful, but they have no business in an old dwarven monastery in the darklands.

Our "business" is wherever and whenever we feel like it, pal! >:p

I Blame Cosmo that we pugwampis are so continually underestimated in our ambitions!

Dark Archive

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I blame Cosmo for the Rogue One reshoots.

And by extension I blame Cosmo Classic for the Ewok's Yub Nub song.

Yes those are the actual lyrics on the link.


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Master Pugwampi wrote:

Our "business" is wherever and whenever we feel like it, pal! >:p

I Blame Cosmo that we pugwampis are so continually underestimated in our ambitions!

I blame Cosmo that I'm still not a Made Pugwampi in the Misfortune Mafia. {takes the cannoli}


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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:

Our "business" is wherever and whenever we feel like it, pal! >:p

I Blame Cosmo that we pugwampis are so continually underestimated in our ambitions!

I blame Cosmo that I'm still not a Made Pugwampi in the Misfortune Mafia. {takes the cannoli}

You sure about that being a bad thing, Hunt?


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I Blame Cosmo for the new supervisor at work.

I Blame Cosmo that the new supervisor made me want to go punch puppies and kittens he made me that angry.

The Exchange

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Visiting the Canadian badlands. Named, I suspect, purely for the engulfing mosquito swarms. I blame Cosmo for his excessive malignant mosquito breeding program.


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I blame Cosmo for John being angry enough to punch puppies and kittens, that is just to far Cosmo, to far!!


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Pathfinder Maps, Pathfinder Accessories, Starfinder Society Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber

I Blame Cosmo for my upper back seizing up after using a backpack sprayer for only 3 1/2 hours. I used to be able to go all day without this happening. I hate getting old. :P

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