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I blame Cosmo for an encounter only adding 2 weak 1-hit-dead mooks in a higher tier.

That's no challenge, that's just 2 extra hits..come on.... :P

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I Blame Cosmo our stupid election commission lost my F&!+ING VOTING CARD.


I'd be annoyed if I couldn't vote on that too.

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Yeah...


Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo our stupid election commission lost my F%~~ING VOTING CARD.

How convenient!


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Rysky wrote:

I Blame Cosmo our stupid election commission lost my F%~~ING VOTING CARD.
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How convenient!

Don't you mean: How convent-ient?

I blame Cosmo for the opportunity of a silly pun, that i had to do something with.


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Cosmo, you probably can guess what millions of people will blame you for...

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Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Cosmo, you probably can guess what millions of people will blame you for...

I will not be one of them.

Cosmo does NOT deserve that.


Rysky wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Cosmo, you probably can guess what millions of people will blame you for...

I will not be one of them.

Cosmo does NOT deserve that.

Me neither. just pointing the obvious.


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I Blame Cosmo for all of 2016...and we still have 52 days left in this crap-hole of a year.

:p


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This morning, I've returned to the Book of Faces after purposely staying for months. I blame Cosmo that angrily replying, unFriending, and Blocking people goes perfectly with the soundtrack to Fury Road, especially the "Brothers in Arms" track.


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I blame Cosmo for being part of an awesome company that makes stuff I want to really really buy, so I have to go to work this morning even though I'd rather just crawl back into bed!


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I blame Cosmo for my players not getting my urging hint after warning 3, maybe 4, times.

They're about to trigger certain death for at least 1 PC, while they almost defeated the encounter in the 1st place.

-_-' (sigh)


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I blame Cosmo for people letting their dogs take a crap at the grass, where it shouldn't even be. I've been working today and have discovered several times i had stepped into some.

People don't like it when it would happen to them, but they do it themselves...DAAARRRNNNNNN!!!! >:(


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I Blame Cosmo for the fact that Book of Faces sounds really, really cool.

Also, since he's doing Blame One Get One Free offers, I also blame him for the fact that someone stole my nice, dirty green mug. It is now nowhere to be seen, and I have had to replace it with a disappointing, small, clean white mug. Bah.


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I blame Cosmo for too many morons in the Hollywood film studios.

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I Blame Cosmo that Imgur won't let me upload any photos or videos of my kitty.

No, that was an innuendo.

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Rysky wrote:

I Blame Cosmo that Imgur won't let me upload any photos or videos of my kitty.

No, that was an innuendo.

*HEAD* *DESK*

WASN'T an innuendo -_-

I Blame Cosmo for that Freudian Slip.

The Kitty in question is named Loomis, and he is an adorable furry potato Tuxedo Cat. He's also an a##$#&#.


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Rysky wrote:
Rysky wrote:

I Blame Cosmo that Imgur won't let me upload any photos or videos of my kitty.

No, that was an innuendo.

*HEAD* *DESK*

WASN'T an innuendo -_-

I Blame Cosmo for that Freudian Slip.

The Kitty in question is named Loomis, and he is an adorable furry potato Tuxedo Cat. He's also an a~!&#+%.

I Blame Cosmo that I thought a~!&#+% was just another word for cat.


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Rysky wrote:
The Kitty in question is named Loomis, and he is an adorable furry potato Tuxedo Cat. He's also an a&~@##@.

I blame Cosmo that while Loomis probably looks more like this (Kai) or this, my brain thinks this* is funnier. (* Sadly, not a tuxedo.)

John Kretzer wrote:
I Blame Cosmo that I thought a*&~~+* was just another word for cat.

{consults Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats} Huh. It's true; a#&&$*+ is synonym for cat. I blame Cosmo that I did not know that.

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John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Rysky wrote:

I Blame Cosmo that Imgur won't let me upload any photos or videos of my kitty.

No, that was an innuendo.

*HEAD* *DESK*

WASN'T an innuendo -_-

I Blame Cosmo for that Freudian Slip.

The Kitty in question is named Loomis, and he is an adorable furry potato Tuxedo Cat. He's also an a~!&#+%.

I Blame Cosmo that I thought a~!&#+% was just another word for cat.

Fact. A!#*$#% in Cat is "Cat".


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John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Rysky wrote:

I Blame Cosmo that Imgur won't let me upload any photos or videos of my kitty.

No, that was an innuendo.

*HEAD* *DESK*

WASN'T an innuendo -_-

I Blame Cosmo for that Freudian Slip.

The Kitty in question is named Loomis, and he is an adorable furry potato Tuxedo Cat. He's also an a~!&#+%.

I Blame Cosmo that I thought a~!&#+% was just another word for cat.

I Blame Cosmo for the sudden need to scratch my minion.


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I Blame Cosmo for hurting my back yesterday at work. And it still hurts.


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Okay everybody sit down and relax this one will be a very long one...for which I Blame Cosmo for.

This is the worst Week ever...

Sunday: The hot water broke flooding the basement

Monday: The clean up of the basement started requiring a couple of fans and large dehumidifier. These are loud...Floyd hates it.

Also my Mom'said car battery died.

Tuesday: We find out the flood damage maybe extensive.
We have also lost the heat.
And when I got into my car to get a new battery my car battery died. Requiring me to wait for my Father to get home to get two new batteries.

Than I got to replace my car battery by lantern light.

Wednesday: I get to wake up early and replace my Mom'said battery before work.

I guess in the spirit of the upcoming holiday...

THANKS COSMO!!!

I am guessing by Friday the zombie turkey apocalypse will start at my house.

On the plus side I found this new cool App of cat sounds.


John Kretzer wrote:
On the plus side I found this new cool App of cat sounds.

"It's a Trap!"

Now Cosmo has more power over you.


I got this call from Atlantis...

..They say that nine times is truly excessive.


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I blame Cosmo for the World seemingly slowing down1

Drahliana Moonrunner wrote:

I got this call from Atlantis...

..They say that nine times is truly excessive.

Huh?

I blame Cosmo I don't get that one.


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So apparently someone (I'm guessing a member of Desktop Support under the mind control of you-know-who) decided to put an Oracle hotfix on the network drive used by my department rather than using the multiple servers they usually use for this sort of thing. They then decided yesterday afternoon to push it out to every computer in the company at the same time rather than staggering it.

So guess what happened next?

The network slowed down to a crawl because every computer in the company was trying to hit the same location on the network at the same time while still trying to do our normal daily work. 100% network usage and my teammates and I twiddling our thumbs because we can't do our jobs!

Thanks a bunch, Cosmo.


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I blame Cosmo for making me into a whiny child because of temperate changes, having a stressful interview (mostly because of the waiting and stuff) plus not getting our gutter cleaning robot to work properly.


See I have a problem. I forgot to set my alarm last night so I overslept and missed work today. So I am loosing out on money...but having a day off to rest helps. So normally I would Blame Cosmo for not setting my alarm...however something good came out of it...as I get the rest.

So can something good come out of Cosmo's actions?

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John Kretzer wrote:

See I have a problem. I forgot to set my alarm last night so I overslept and missed work today. So I am loosing out on money...but having a day off to rest helps. So normally I would Blame Cosmo for not setting my alarm...however something good came out of it...as I get the rest.

So can something good come out of Cosmo's actions?

No. Clearly it's a set up for something bigger. He may be even trying to lull you into a false sense of security!

For this you should blame Cosmo...


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John Kretzer wrote:

See I have a problem. I forgot to set my alarm last night so I overslept and missed work today. So I am loosing out on money...but having a day off to rest helps. So normally I would Blame Cosmo for not setting my alarm...however something good came out of it...as I get the rest.

So can something good come out of Cosmo's actions?

Nah. Praise Sara Marie. She's like Saranrae in the fight against Rovagug.

I blame Cosmo that Rovagug almost destroyed the world.


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John Kretzer wrote:

See I have a problem. I forgot to set my alarm last night so I overslept and missed work today. So I am loosing out on money...but having a day off to rest helps. So normally I would Blame Cosmo for not setting my alarm...however something good came out of it...as I get the rest.

So can something good come out of Cosmo's actions?

Extra work for the next few days.


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I Blame Cosmo that I grabbed the wrong directions to my GM's new place tonight and got so lost I missed the game...


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I blame Cosmo that I don't HAVE a game to miss...

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I blame Cosmo that the first snow dropped, and I had to shovel outside at work, the same day my mom got to her winter home in Arizona and told me how it was sunny and warm and she sat outside on the porch and read a book.

Stop the weather injustice! Strike for seasonal parity!


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I'd rather have winter then the weather in Arizona. :-)


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I blame Cosmo for my threatening migraine.


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Nutcase Entertainment wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the World seemingly slowing down1

Drahliana Moonrunner wrote:

I got this call from Atlantis...

..They say that nine times is truly excessive.

Huh?

I blame Cosmo I don't get that one.

One of the Fairly Odd Parents is a moronic fairy named Cosmo. Among the black marks on his record is being responsible for the sinking of Atlantis... 9 times!


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I blame Cosmo for Wei Ji's shortage of aspirin.


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Drahliana Moonrunner wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the World seemingly slowing down1

Drahliana Moonrunner wrote:

I got this call from Atlantis...

..They say that nine times is truly excessive.

Huh?

I blame Cosmo I don't get that one.

One of the Fairly Odd Parents is a moronic fairy named Cosmo. Among the black marks on his record is being responsible for the sinking of Atlantis... 9 times!

I praise our Cosmo for forgetting that green haired fairy rip-off even exist.


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Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Drahliana Moonrunner wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the World seemingly slowing down1

Drahliana Moonrunner wrote:

I got this call from Atlantis...

..They say that nine times is truly excessive.

Huh?

I blame Cosmo I don't get that one.

One of the Fairly Odd Parents is a moronic fairy named Cosmo. Among the black marks on his record is being responsible for the sinking of Atlantis... 9 times!
I praise our Cosmo for forgetting that green haired fairy rip-off even exist.

Hey, don't insult our Lord and Calamity Cosmo's past like that, he was young and needed the money.

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Pontiff Rysky, of Cult of Cosmo wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Drahliana Moonrunner wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the World seemingly slowing down1

Drahliana Moonrunner wrote:

I got this call from Atlantis...

..They say that nine times is truly excessive.

Huh?

I blame Cosmo I don't get that one.

One of the Fairly Odd Parents is a moronic fairy named Cosmo. Among the black marks on his record is being responsible for the sinking of Atlantis... 9 times!
I praise our Cosmo for forgetting that green haired fairy rip-off even exist.
Hey, don't insult our Lord and Calamity Cosmo's past like that, he was young and needed the money.

TRUFAX: When that cartoon was playing, my daughter was the perfect age to be a huge fan, and she thought it was pretty cool that they named the fairy after her Dad.

As such, I've always held a special fondness for that show.

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Cosmo wrote:
Pontiff Rysky, of Cult of Cosmo wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Drahliana Moonrunner wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the World seemingly slowing down1

Drahliana Moonrunner wrote:

I got this call from Atlantis...

..They say that nine times is truly excessive.

Huh?

I blame Cosmo I don't get that one.

One of the Fairly Odd Parents is a moronic fairy named Cosmo. Among the black marks on his record is being responsible for the sinking of Atlantis... 9 times!
I praise our Cosmo for forgetting that green haired fairy rip-off even exist.
Hey, don't insult our Lord and Calamity Cosmo's past like that, he was young and needed the money.

TRUFAX: When that cartoon was playing, my daughter was the perfect age to be a huge fan, and she thought it was pretty cool that they named the fairy after her Dad.

As such, I've always held a special fondness for that show.

Dawww, that's f$&@ing awesome.


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Cosmo wrote:
Pontiff Rysky, of Cult of Cosmo wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Drahliana Moonrunner wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the World seemingly slowing down1

Drahliana Moonrunner wrote:

I got this call from Atlantis...

..They say that nine times is truly excessive.

Huh?

I blame Cosmo I don't get that one.

One of the Fairly Odd Parents is a moronic fairy named Cosmo. Among the black marks on his record is being responsible for the sinking of Atlantis... 9 times!
I praise our Cosmo for forgetting that green haired fairy rip-off even exist.
Hey, don't insult our Lord and Calamity Cosmo's past like that, he was young and needed the money.

TRUFAX: When that cartoon was playing, my daughter was the perfect age to be a huge fan, and she thought it was pretty cool that they named the fairy after her Dad.

As such, I've always held a special fondness for that show.

D'awww!

I blame Cosmo that mixing Cosmo and Dawww seems weird.

Or should I blame this thread?

I blame Cosmo for the confusion!

...

By the way, what has the little Calamity turned into sinse then?

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Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
Pontiff Rysky, of Cult of Cosmo wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Drahliana Moonrunner wrote:
Nutcase Entertainment wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the World seemingly slowing down1

Drahliana Moonrunner wrote:

I got this call from Atlantis...

..They say that nine times is truly excessive.

Huh?

I blame Cosmo I don't get that one.

One of the Fairly Odd Parents is a moronic fairy named Cosmo. Among the black marks on his record is being responsible for the sinking of Atlantis... 9 times!
I praise our Cosmo for forgetting that green haired fairy rip-off even exist.
Hey, don't insult our Lord and Calamity Cosmo's past like that, he was young and needed the money.

TRUFAX: When that cartoon was playing, my daughter was the perfect age to be a huge fan, and she thought it was pretty cool that they named the fairy after her Dad.

As such, I've always held a special fondness for that show.

D'awww!

I blame Cosmo that mixing Cosmo and Dawww seems weird.

Or should I blame this thread?

I blame Cosmo for the confusion!

...

By the way, what has the little Calamity turned into sinse then?

A bigger Calamity?

Paizo Employee Customer Service Manager

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I blame Cosmo for the clown emoji I now see after updating my phone :|

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I blame Cosmo for the quality of the search results I got when I googled "I blame Cosmo."


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Sara Marie wrote:
I blame Cosmo for the quality of the search results I got when I googled "I blame Cosmo."

WOOHOO!


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I Blame Cosmo that my sisters are up from Florida and they are all ready filling with unhappiness.

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