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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
I blame Cosmo that I just found out I accidentally forgot something behind the last time I house- & pet-sat. Something, incredibly embarrassing.

What was it?

Oh wait...it is incredibly embarrassing...so I doubt you would share that information.

I Blames Cosmo for asking.

>_>

<_<

** spoiler omitted **

Oh, it was a wasp!

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Limeylongears wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
I blame Cosmo that I just found out I accidentally forgot something behind the last time I house- & pet-sat. Something, incredibly embarrassing.

What was it?

Oh wait...it is incredibly embarrassing...so I doubt you would share that information.

I Blames Cosmo for asking.

>_>

<_<

** spoiler omitted **

Oh, it was a wasp!

Well it can sting you multiple times before dying...


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Rysky wrote:

O.O

*offers hugs*

{squeaks}

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Rysky wrote:

O.O

*offers hugs*

{squeaks}

:3


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Rysky wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Rysky wrote:

O.O

*offers hugs*

{squeaks}
:3

Rysky never forgets the reach around.

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Tels wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Rysky wrote:

O.O

*offers hugs*

{squeaks}
:3
Rysky never forgets the reach around.

It's common courtesy.

Grand Lodge

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I blame cosmo for Donald Trump's hair. Not Donald Trump, just his hair.


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I Blame Cosmo for sabotaging my cake!


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Just your average clone wrote:
I blame cosmo for Donald Trump's hair. Not Donald Trump, just his hair.

Google Geert Wilders on pictures.

I blame Cosmo for both the guy's hair, and the guy himself.


Chyrone wrote:
Just your average clone wrote:
I blame cosmo for Donald Trump's hair. Not Donald Trump, just his hair.

Google Geert Wilders on pictures.

I blame Cosmo for both the guy's hair, and the guy himself.

Now, now, there is a limit on how much problems Cosmo and His Slightly More Evil Twin can create/cause... and Cosmo's Slightly Less Evil Twin wants his Evil Wig back.

Dark Archive

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It's Cosmo's fault that someone just asked me if I wanted bacon on my fried egg sandwich, or on the side.

Obvious answer is obvious. Yes.


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I blame Cosmo for me injuring my thumb, while waging war on flies.

Due to lack of a fly swatter, i had to use a small flexible bag...and i was aiming at a weird angle against a doorpost.

Darnit...now i can't exert power in my right hand properly...and i'm right handed.....and tomorrow's working again, holding tools.

Cosmo!!!!! :(


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I Blame Cosmo that the Jets lost to the Bengals by one friggin point.n


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I blame Cosmo that the Miami Dolphins continue to play like the Miami Dolphins.

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I Blame Cosmo for letting sports back into his thread.


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Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
I blame Cosmo that the Miami Dolphins continue to play like the Miami Dolphins.

Be fair - it's hard to handle a football when all you have is flippers.


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I blame both coaches for how unwatchable the Dolphins-Seahawks (go Seahawks!!!) game was, I could've called a better game then that.


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I blame Cosmo for several things.

1) It's about 82 degrees fahrenheit, making working outside in the sun unpleasant.

2) I come home, having to wage war against flies yet again.
(I didn't discover the lone kiwi i had forgotten about, which is a blame 2.1 for you Cosmo)

3) ?.....oh yeah, it will be 86 degrees fahrenheit for the rest of the week. >_>

Edit:
4) A burning skeleton's killed a PC in a gameday 5 game i GM.


Geekyjockhips, Quarterback Guru wrote:
I blame both coaches for how unwatchable the Dolphins-Seahawks (go Seahawks!!!) game was, I could've called a better game then that.

The field was too dry? Not enough fishes?

Sorry!


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I blame Cosmo that I read the title of this adventure as "The Cosmo Captive" and had a terrible thought that this adventure would involve the heroes facing Cosmo to free Katina from his evil clutches.


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I blame Cosmo that GasBuddy released a brand new version of their mobile app... and it's basically unusable to me. :(


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Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo for letting sports back into his thread.

I guess that's my fault...

I Blame Cosmo for Rysky not liking sports.

I Guess I need to be punished.

*Goes running over to Rysky's thread excitedly*

I Blame Cosmo for going THERE!!!


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I let a body horror nipple-monster escape from my Id, and I blame Cosmo that at no time did my conscience chirp up a warning that I'd gone too far. Stupid Id!

{continues to ignore bright red "Check Conscience" warning light on the dash}

I also blame Cosmo that another body horror critter has been stuck in limbo due to a series of unfortunate events that have beset the poor third-party publisher.


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Body horror nipple monster,
The Thing from Ipecacuanha goes shambling
And when it shambles, each one it passes goes
AUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!

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*sniff*

I Blame Cosmo.

YOU KNOW WHY.


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Rysky wrote:

*sniff*

I Blame Cosmo.

YOU KNOW WHY.

Damn it, Cosmo! How much worse can 2016 get?!

I blame Cosmo that I don't have any tissues and some gninja left mountains of invisible onions in here.

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Rysky wrote:

*sniff*

I Blame Cosmo.

YOU KNOW WHY.

Damn it, Cosmo! How much worse can 2016 get?!

I blame Cosmo that I don't have any tissues and some gninja left mountains of invisible onions in here.

*offers hugs*


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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Rysky wrote:

*sniff*

I Blame Cosmo.

YOU KNOW WHY.

Damn it, Cosmo! How much worse can 2016 get?!

I blame Cosmo that I don't have any tissues and some gninja left mountains of invisible onions in here.

{Emphasis mine}

I Blame Cosmo for Amby tempting fate!


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Feros wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Damn it, Cosmo! How much worse can 2016 get?!

{Emphasis mine}

I Blame Cosmo for Amby tempting fate!

Cos'damnit! I also blame Cosmo for me tempting fate.

I shouldn't be tempting fate; I should be seducing fate instead!


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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Feros wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Damn it, Cosmo! How much worse can 2016 get?!

{Emphasis mine}

I Blame Cosmo for Amby tempting fate!

Cos'damnit! I also blame Cosmo for me tempting fate.

I shouldn't be tempting fate; I should be seducing fate instead!

I blame Cosmo Slaady forgot about the US presidential elections and the rest of the worldwide political crap.


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Alright who's dead now?! Cause I can only take so much 2016!!!


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Thomas Seitz wrote:
Alright who's dead now?! Cause I can only take so much 2016!!!

No one died, Liz Courts (Paizo's resident Gninja) is leaving Paizo and moving on in another direction.


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Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
I blame Cosmo Slaady forgot about the US presidential elections and the rest of the worldwide political crap.

Nah, didn't forget, can't forget actually, my anxiety levels have been oscillating between "Too High" and "F!ck Yeah, It's Panicking Time!". I'm just trying to see the little crumbs of silliness falling between the mountains of crap.

And also, I've probably watched too much Top Gear.

And and also also poking a bit of fun at how badly I end up after a failed relationship, because really, if you think Fate is rough now, imagine how much worse Fate would be after a bad breakup.

And and and reminding myself that even on the best days, my mushy greymatter is only lightly bolted to its brainpan.

I blame Cosmo that none of this makes much sense, and yet I typed it up anyway.


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Tels wrote:
Thomas Seitz wrote:
Alright who's dead now?! Cause I can only take so much 2016!!!
No one died, Liz Courts (Paizo's resident Gninja) is leaving Paizo and moving on in another direction.

That... Thomas, you missed this.


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Oh!!! Well I'm sorry Liz is leaving but...uhm not as bad as what 2016 has done to my precious memories and favorite musical artists.

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I Blame Cosmo for everyone who calls Golarion a Medieval/Dark Ages setting.

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Going off of that I Blame Cosmo for everyone who says "It's the time period" in order to justify whatever sewage they're about to s!$* out of their assface.

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Rysky wrote:
Going off of that I Blame Cosmo for everyone who says "It's the time period" in order to justify whatever sewage they're about to s#$@ out of their assface.

...

...

:|


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Cosmo...i blame you for giving the duo of lions such awesome hot rolls.
The poor animal companion of the druid, who's been with her for 16 missions, has just been killed...viciously.

I hope you're proud of yourself...

Since her reaction is still pending...i'll blame you potentially in advance, in case she cries in sadness.


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I don't think you can blame Cosmo for how awesome lions are...


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Is that self boasting i'm hearing? :)

If it is, i blame Cosmo for it.


No-no: it's just a display of solidarity.

:)


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I present unto the rabble The Sacred Symbol of Cos, some say Cosmo, The Eye of Spite.


Pontiff Rysky, of Cult of Cosmo wrote:
I present unto the rabble The Sacred Symbol of Cos, some say Cosmo, The Eye of Spite.

That suggests that he IS Tharizdun.

Makes sense.


It looks like just a bunch of circles made of little rectangles to me.
I'm to be intimidated by that?

Btw Cosmo, the rolls that shredded the animal companion?
She was indeed sad, so the preemptive blame was on the spot.

And since there's still the matter of a rampaging, trampling elephant in the encounter, more might die....in which case i will blame you.


Chyrone wrote:

It looks like just a bunch of circles made of little rectangles to me.

I'm to be intimidated by that?

You might want to get you eyes checked then.


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Did i say rectangles?

I meant squares. :)

Cosmo, i blame you for me making that mistake. :D


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I'm somewhat sorry for rapid blaming, but.....that talk about the elephant?

It's just killed the cavalier and his mount....darnit Cosmo, that one had become a regular, and you spread your bad mojo into an elephant of all things, to kill people with? :P


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Chyrone wrote:

Did i say rectangles?

I meant squares. :)

Cosmo, i blame you for me making that mistake. :D

Technically, all squares are rectangles. I blame Cosmo for you mistakenly believing you made a mistake.


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Chyrone wrote:

Did i say rectangles?

I meant squares. :)

Cosmo, i blame you for me making that mistake. :D

You still missed the visual effects... the optical illusion.

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