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1,383 posts. Alias of Ambrosia Slaad.


Full Name

Pillbug Toenibbler

Race

7/8s goblin, 1/8 sewer troll (on granpa's side)

Classes/Levels

Social Goblin Justice Warrior Witch 5 / Snarky Irritant (PrC) 1

Gender

{peeks under own skirt} Female

Size

Too short

Age

Too old

Special Abilities

Irritate humanoid--at will; dismissive hyperbole--3/day; obscure cultural reference--1/day

Alignment

Chaotic Inconsistent

Deity

Flying Frank Zappa Monster

Location

Underfoot

Languages

Gibberish, Memes (LOLCat dialect), Tropes

Occupation

Irritant, slacker, sekrit pickle-hater, cub reporter/freelance photogob for the Absalom's Daily Fishwrapper

About Pillbug Toenibbler

Gear:
Head: +5 colander of conspiracy piercing
Foot: cursed sock of nocturnal furniture seeking

Other:
"Tumor" Familiar (no beneficial game mechanics): Stoo'Mak the Ever-Rumbly, His Angry Causticness, Wielder of the Acid Reflux [-2 to Stealth (audible) checks in the presence of food]