Full Name |
Pillbug Toenibbler |
Race |
7/8s goblin, 1/8 sewer troll (on granpa's side) |
Classes/Levels |
Social Goblin Justice Warrior Witch 5 / Snarky Irritant (PrC) 1
|
Gender |
{peeks under own skirt} Female |
Size |
Too short |
Age |
Too old |
Special Abilities |
Irritate humanoid--at will; dismissive hyperbole--3/day; obscure cultural reference--1/day |
Alignment |
Chaotic Inconsistent |
Deity |
Flying Frank Zappa Monster |
Location |
Underfoot |
Languages |
Gibberish, Memes (LOLCat dialect), Tropes |
Occupation |
Irritant, slacker, sekrit pickle-hater, cub reporter/freelance photogob for the Absalom's Daily Fishwrapper |
About Pillbug Toenibbler
Gear:
Head: +5 colander of conspiracy piercing
Foot: cursed sock of nocturnal furniture seeking
Other:
"Tumor" Familiar (no beneficial game mechanics): Stoo'Mak the Ever-Rumbly, His Angry Causticness, Wielder of the Acid Reflux [-2 to Stealth (audible) checks in the presence of food]