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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
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I Blame Cosmo that due to aforementioned lack of sleep and having to stay over for a meeting today I will not be able to get anything done as I will be sleeping like a corpse.

If you're in a Sleeping Beauty-like slumber, I'm sure a certain Devoted Kitty can be persuaded to kiss you awake.

...Which I guess would lead to another morning of sleep deprivation, dehydration, and possible chafing.

What devious skeins Cosmo weaves! Knit one purl two keeps the world in evil stitches.

It would take a LOT more than a kiss to wake me up from that, but then again that's why she has the Devoted title.

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Ha-Ha Cosmo! Today, a Blame has been averted.


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Rysky wrote:
Ha-Ha Cosmo! Today, a Blame has been averted.

I Blame Cosmo for that contractor's obvious use of gremlin repellent!

>:(

Damn it! How can we wreak mayhem if people actually do their jobs right?!? The nerve!


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If I go into a store ostensibly looking for one thing and come out having spent more than $200, do I blame Cosmo for not realizing I needed more stuff than I went in for, or for my inability to abstain from impulse purchases?

F&$* it -- I blame Cosmo for both.


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Again, Cosmo?

I blame Cosmo for making SmiloDan his interlocutor in forcing me to feel my age...


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Holy sh!te...that's some serious water problem.

Cosmo, surely you're to blame for the bad weather.


The Fiend Fantastic wrote:

Holy s***...that's some serious water problem.

Cosmo, surely you're to blame for the bad weather.

He forgot to turn the shower off?


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johnnythexxxiv wrote:
WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING FROM ME COSMO?!?!
...nothing

Nested spoilers Cosmo, nested spoilers. They were a thing and now they're not a thing and I didn't even get to try them out and for that I blame you.


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I Blame Cosmo for my not having a camera or other device to record the fact that on my vacation this last weekend, I broke the NY state record for largest Brown Bullhead Catfish ever caught in the sate, but can't prove it to get the recognition! 32 inches, 18 pounds, a mouth wider than my fist, and no pics! Blast it all Cosmo


johnnythexxxiv wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
johnnythexxxiv wrote:
WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING FROM ME COSMO?!?!
...nothing
Nested spoilers Cosmo, nested spoilers. They were a thing and now they're not a thing and I didn't even get to try them out and for that I blame you.

Actually, I blame Cosmo that:
nested spoilers are totally still a thing
Spoiler:
but they're much less intuitive to use than regular spoilers it appears you can't put "quotation marks" in the header or leave the header blank

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I Blame Cosmo for suddenly running out of cheese.


Those words. Is it possible to use them in a sentence together like that.


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I was at a job interview, but to get to and from there, i was driving in my car which got heated up by the sun.

Not cool....Cosmo, it's your fault.


Viscount of Two Moons Hence wrote:
Those words. Is it possible to use them in a sentence together like that.

Probably not, if you live in Wisconsin.


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I have three pounds of cheese in the fridge right now. And frankly I'm a little worried it won't be enough. :-)

So, you might have a point there. :-)

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Is at least one of them Pepperjack?


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Oh god, we don't have pepper jack!

See, three pounds isn't nearly enough!

We have Mozzarella (real Mozzarella) and Colby (from the actual town of Colby) and I think a bit of Swiss left (made by actual Swiss people).

Of course if I go to the cheese store I can't NOT get Cheese Fudge...

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I Blame Cosmo for Captain Yesterday's lack of Pepperjack.


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Tis a most heinous thing, Ye Who Art Blamed.


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Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo for Captain Yesterday's lack of Pepperjack.

But I'm the one that does the grocery shopping. I don't blame others for my mistakes.


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captain yesterday wrote:
Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo for Captain Yesterday's lack of Pepperjack.
But I'm the one that does the grocery shopping. I don't blame others for my mistakes.

BLASPHEMER


I assume Pepperjack is Monterey Jack, made with pepper?

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Limeylongears wrote:
I assume Pepperjack is Monterey Jack, made with pepper?

Habanero to be precise :3


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I apologize oh great and wondrous Cosmo. The combination of my daughter getting constantly bullied this year, coupled with the driving off of a good friend from this website has caused me to unleash my pent up frustration on those here that deserve it.

Sadly, it's been a long year with a lot of pent up frustration about bullying. So I might not stop my Fargo-esque crusade anytime soon.

Unless I find something shiny first.


Gorram bullies, you could pull an Uncle Buck on the offender(s)...but sorry to hear that Cap, there is nothing I dislike more than bullies, the cowardly and insecure little buggers they are.


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captain yesterday wrote:

I apologize oh great and wondrous Cosmo. The combination of my daughter getting constantly bullied this year, coupled with the driving off of a good friend from this website has caused me to unleash my pent up frustration on those here that deserve it.

Sadly, it's been a long year with a lot of pent up frustration about bullying. So I might not stop my Fargo-esque crusade anytime soon.

Unless I find something shiny first.

OMG OMG OMG!

We MUST figure out how to get Impus Major into her school for a couple of weeks.

He can *almost* pass for a 12-year-old; just don't listen to his voice, ignore his peach fuzz, and most importantly, don't listen to what he's saying.

But Impus Major defending a damsel in distress from bullies? He SOOOOOOO has a paladin streak in him...
...and an evil wit that has sent the bullies at his school cowering.
(I am more than a wee bit proud that his 5'10", 180 lb friend comes to him for help with bullies, and with a few words of discouragement, he sends them fleeing. And honestly, what kind of "rush" is there in beating up a 98-pound 15-year-old? They can't hit him, they have to listen to him, and he is evil in an almost Cosmo-like way...)

I blame Cosmo that we cannot implement this plan due to geographical limitations!

Curse you and your real-world physics, Cosmo!

EDIT: P.S. C'mon, CY! Provide links to your wrath! I can SO help you pile it on! I'm shameless that way!

EDIT 2: Insert George Takei voice: Ooooh.... MY! End voice
OK. I guess I don't need to pile on THAT. I'll just say... er... well-said? At least until it gets deleted by the mods in 3... 2... 1...


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captain yesterday wrote:

I apologize oh great and wondrous Cosmo. The combination of my daughter getting constantly bullied this year, coupled with the driving off of a good friend from this website has caused me to unleash my pent up frustration on those here that deserve it.

Sadly, it's been a long year with a lot of pent up frustration about bullying. So I might not stop my Fargo-esque crusade anytime soon.

Unless I find something shiny first.

I blame Cosmo that Yesterday doesn't have something like a nice shiny chrome-plated chainsaw or woodchipper to distract him.

captain yesterday wrote:
So I might not stop my Fargo-esque crusade anytime soon.

Uh-oh.

I blame Cosmo for both my poor reading comprehension and my bad wishing.


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I praise Oh, brilliant Cosmo, that I cannot link to my low born curse filled rant, alas a phone is s&*% poor at copy and pasting.

And if only, in your wisdom for Hunt to have seen the television show Fargo, he might fully grasp the complexities, swearing and red herrings that end with a rain of fish for no reason at all that my plan entails.

Or do I go with the second season and go with a wild blood bath with aliens for no reason at all.

Also, how is it that Bruce Campbell was such an awesome Ronald Reagan by being Bruce Campbell.

S%!+! Where was I...


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I blame His Majestuous Maleficience Cosmo that I burned one of my finger today, just typing this was painful.


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That does suck.


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NobodysHome wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:

I apologize oh great and wondrous Cosmo. The combination of my daughter getting constantly bullied this year, coupled with the driving off of a good friend from this website has caused me to unleash my pent up frustration on those here that deserve it.

Sadly, it's been a long year with a lot of pent up frustration about bullying. So I might not stop my Fargo-esque crusade anytime soon.

Unless I find something shiny first.

EDIT 2: Insert George Takei voice: Ooooh.... MY! End voice

OK. I guess I don't need to pile on THAT. I'll just say... er... well-said? At least until it gets deleted by the mods in 3... 2... 1...

Sometimes, you just have to be blunt. Didn't say it was right, but I felt the need to stick up for someone. I regret nothing!

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I Blame Cosmo I'm not smart enough to play a Vigilante.

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I Blame Cosmo I'm back to sleeping 14 hours a day.


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Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo I'm not smart enough to play a Vigilante.

I blame Cosmo that Mistress Rysky has given up on becoming a Sexylante.

Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo I'm back to sleeping 14 hours a day.

I blame Cosmo that anyone thinks this is a bad thing.

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Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo I'm not smart enough to play a Vigilante.

I Blame Cosmo that me not using my head and actually thinking almost led to a TPK.


Ah, HE'S HERE! HE MOVES UNSEEN AMONG US RIGHT THIS VERY MOMENT!!!

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I Blame Cosmo for panicking Hunt.


Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Ah, HE'S HERE! HE MOVES UNSEEN AMONG US RIGHT THIS VERY MOMENT!!!

IA! IA! COSMO FHTAGN!


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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo I'm not smart enough to play a Vigilante.
I blame Cosmo that Mistress Rysky has given up on becoming a Sexylante.

Given up?! Nevaah! :D


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I blame Cosmo for wanting the Sexylante to be a thing now...so wrong, but so, so right ;)

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GM_Beernorg wrote:
I blame Cosmo for wanting the Sexylante to be a thing now...so wrong, but so, so right ;)

Well the Companion to the Lonely talent is a thing...


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hmmm.....urge to character build rising...maybe that was a poor choice of words ;)

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I Blame Cosmo that I keep getting rejected everytime I apply for a Credit Card.


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I blame Cosmo FOR credit cards.


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Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo that I keep getting rejected everytime I apply for a Credit Card.

*casually lies back while on his cell phone*

Yeah that's right—solid gold dice. And make sure you charge it to Rysky, as usual.

*notices Rysky*

Erm...yeah. Well...got to go!

*runs swiftly from thread*

I Blame Cosmo for not having eyes in the back of my head!

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Master Pugwampi wrote:
Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo that I keep getting rejected everytime I apply for a Credit Card.

*casually lies back while on his cell phone*

Yeah that's right—solid gold dice. And make sure you charge it to Rysky, as usual.

*notices Rysky*

Erm...yeah. Well...got to go!

*runs swiftly from thread*

I Blame Cosmo for not having eyes in the back of my head!

The reason I keep getting declined is because I don't have a credit score. Somehow.

So you may be charging to a Rysky but not this Rysky. Careful Wumpums.

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Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo that I keep getting rejected everytime I apply for a Credit Card.

It's not for everyone, but I've never had one (debit cards, on the other hand, are wonderful!). Given how in debt some of my friends are (and how bad I am about managing my money), it's probably for the best.

I blame Cosmo for that rain that started when I left the house and ended the second I got to the (sheltered) bus stop. Perfectly timed, as usual. :(

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Set wrote:
Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo that I keep getting rejected everytime I apply for a Credit Card.

It's not for everyone, but I've never had one (debit cards, on the other hand, are wonderful!). Given how in debt some of my friends are (and how bad I am about managing my money), it's probably for the best.

I blame Cosmo for that rain that started when I left the house and ended the second I got to the (sheltered) bus stop. Perfectly timed, as usual. :(

Yeah you have to be careful with them, but since I make near minimum wage and am only paid every 2 weeks having just one big expense at the end of the month would be easier for me. That and I don't plan on splurging on anything once I get one :3


Rysky wrote:
Set wrote:
Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo that I keep getting rejected everytime I apply for a Credit Card.

It's not for everyone, but I've never had one (debit cards, on the other hand, are wonderful!). Given how in debt some of my friends are (and how bad I am about managing my money), it's probably for the best.

I blame Cosmo for that rain that started when I left the house and ended the second I got to the (sheltered) bus stop. Perfectly timed, as usual. :(

Yeah you have to be careful with them, but since I make near minimum wage and am only paid every 2 weeks having just one big expense at the end of the month would be easier for me. That and I don't plan on splurging on anything once I get one :3

Prepaid refillable card?

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Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Set wrote:
Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo that I keep getting rejected everytime I apply for a Credit Card.

It's not for everyone, but I've never had one (debit cards, on the other hand, are wonderful!). Given how in debt some of my friends are (and how bad I am about managing my money), it's probably for the best.

I blame Cosmo for that rain that started when I left the house and ended the second I got to the (sheltered) bus stop. Perfectly timed, as usual. :(

Yeah you have to be careful with them, but since I make near minimum wage and am only paid every 2 weeks having just one big expense at the end of the month would be easier for me. That and I don't plan on splurging on anything once I get one :3
Prepaid refillable card?

That's kinda a Debit Card, which I already have :3

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