A Deer's page

The way today has gone I want to take a relaxing walk through the woods.

Of course, the way today has gone, I will get bitten by a mosquito and contract malaria and 47 other blood-borne diseases, most of which aren't known to be present in the US.

And then I'll be attacked by a pack of wild turkeys.

And then, as I'm crawling, bloody and beaten, back to civilization, a raccoon will come by and steal my wallet.

Oh man, you were sooo close!!

Takes wallet.

Stares hypnotically at the oncoming headlights, licks inside of nose.

*Stops in the middle of the road, stares at the oncoming headlights, mesmerized*

Can't I just look at the pretty, pretty lights...

F+*~ing woodchucks.

Oh! Pretty headlights...

Ow! My eye!

Straddles the windowsill to Kajehase's cottage to watch some high end European porn, or "Futball" as they call it.

So much bandwidth!

Straddles the windowsill to Limey's cottage, breathing heavily.

So many oats.

Oh! Oh! Pick me, pick me!

Hey everybody!

waves a wing.

It's a bird.

I'm scared

Was it you that ran me down on the moor last night.

It's a deer

I'm a Deer