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NobodysHome wrote:

OK, credit where credit is due: After all my complaints about working with Indians and their insanely strict adherence to script and specs, the Chase call center was an Indian call center...

...where they'd actually trained their staff to chat with the customer, go off-script, and otherwise act much more natural with customers.

It was very nice, and just proves that gee, if you actually train your employees and pay them a decent wage, you get much, much better customer satisfaction.

What a concept! :-O

Doesnt that mean they were on script by going off script?

{thinks deeply, ears start to smoke}

*adds 21 plays of "What's New Pussycat" with one "It's Not Unusual" somewhere in the middle*

Yeah, after that, your alignment just slid waaaaaaaaay over deep into Evil territory.

Burnt oatmeal? That's a paddlin'.

Fine. I'm going to go get my holy avenger. Stay where you are, you've all got a good smoting coming.

You're still doing it. Stop it.

Stop. It.

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Or your breathing.

Or whether Tensor is an AI or not.

Think about anything else.

Or how your tongue is almost too big for your mouth.

Stop thinking about it. Think about a soothing bowl of hot Quaker Oats instead.

Staaaaaaahp.

Stop.

You're still thinking about it.

Right Now.

You should stop this discussion immediately. Apparently all your deep thinking about the underlying RAW of The Universe has briefly stopped the Paizo website from existing. Stop it.

Now.

{gates in, looks around, frowns} I should smite this thread for reckless Chaos-ing, jaywalking, and the unauthorized removal of mattress tags.

The blog posts are way too generic!

And the Forums are Way too Long! :)

No.

"Dead? No excuse for laying off work."

>_>

<_<

Di. a. beetus.

♫♪ ...We're Sgt. Tingles's Horny Chick Tracts Band

{flamestrikes pugwampi with sweet cleansing fire}

I almost said that I think you missued his point, but I think you got his point then took it several steps in an oblique direction.

Technically correct is the best kind of correct.

<_<

>_>

{whispers:} Diabeetus.

When you do, if you find a cocoon, don't tell anyone else, they'll just be selfish dicks, and then you'll have to leave earth... on second thought... leaving earth does sound pretty good right now...

No Italian food! Makes me fart!

Please, I have more mythic and deity aliases then both of you. Since we turned it into a competition.

{frowns disapproving at you both all three of you}

{gates in, gruffly shakes finger at all present} DI. A. BEETUS. {gates out}

Celestial Healer wrote:

I was looking online for a Heath bar cookie recipe, and when I opened the recipe page there was a banner ad at the top for dieting resources for those trying to manage Type 2 Diabetes.

That is fantastic ad placement.

Di-a-beee-tus

Dang, I'm getting slow.

{punts Wolfie} DI. A. BEETUS.

BEETUS

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captain yesterday wrote:

Perhaps watching an episode of Iron Chef America will help you feel better Freehold :-)

takes cys check, cashes it, spends it on pixie sticks and other unhealthy candies, feeds his kids said candy until they are at pre-pre diabetic levels, unleashes them on cy and wife at 9:00 pm

{wags finger scoldingly at Freehold} DIABEETUS!

DIABEETUS