Overheard at the Paizo office

[Katina Davis]

Judy: They taught me to use a scythe! (I use that power for good)

[Souls At War]

Rei Ko wrote:

CrystalSeas wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

Me: [puts up a sign that says "STOP! Mom is in a meeting until 1:45pm. Emergencies only"]

You can borrow my three-part rule:

"Mom, it's a 'mergency!!"

Me: "Is everyone still breathing?"
Kid: "Yeah"

Me: "Is everyone still conscious?"
Kid: "Yeah"

Me: "Is anyone bleeding really really bad?"
Kid: "No"

Me: "Then it's not an emergency. I'll be done in 30 minutes"

I've also had this rule with teams before when I'm crunching for a super important meeting or something similar. "Unless it's fire, flood, blood, or site down, please don't bother me until I come out."

Heart attack not included on the list?

and running out of coffee... (totally not inspired by a certain movie)

[Rei Ko]

Josh: ”Spherification is fairly popular these days”

[Readerbreeder]

Rei Ko wrote:

Josh: ”Spherification is fairly popular these days”

Is that similar to curling up into a ball and crying? 'Cause I could see that becoming popular, with the way some things are right now.

[Cosmo]

Rei: good luck, maybe you'll get a murder trial!

[Caaaaaaaarrrl the Llama]

Is that a 30 or 90 days murder trial? Do they offer a second murder for free with a small processing fee?

I may be absorbing too many late night TV commercials.

[Sara Marie]

Rei: wait what does "<redacted> is experienced with fire" mean???

[Vingorg]

Sara Marie wrote:

Rei: wait what does "<redacted> is experienced with fire" mean???

We could write up a dissertation on this subject...you know, if writing didn't steal words from our heads!!!

[Sara Marie]

Rei: I don't think time is a thing you can coup.

[Sara Marie]

Alex S:
12pm: potluck
1pm: volleyball
2:30pm: overthrow capitalism
4pm: swimming

Mike K: Trust Alex to throw together a complete schedule for us

[Vidmaster7]

Oh can I sign up to help with the 2:30 appointment?

[Diego Valdez]

Removed some off topic posts. Let’s keep this thread bicker free and focused on the light hearted(?), often ridiculous things my coworkers say.

[Sara Marie]

I agree Diego, let's get back to the awesome puns your coworkers say. :D

Me: I would definitely take a Business Puns class

Katina: I bet you would Excel at it

Me: Word.

[Diego Valdez]

Please, someone, help me...

[Limeylongears]

Yes, cut Diego some Slack, or he might Zoom off somewhere else.

[Haladir]

Can we please Skype the puns? I just want to know your Outlook on things.

[Steve Geddes]

Diego Valdez wrote:

Please, someone, help me...

*solidarity*

[gran rey de los mono]

Steve Geddes wrote:

Diego Valdez wrote:

Please, someone, help me...

*solidarity*

You need to take a firm stance against these sorts of puns. Make sure you get your PowerPoint through.

[Souls At War]

Diego Valdez wrote:

Please, someone, help me...

need a new shipment of Pressurized Tears™?

[Limeylongears]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Steve Geddes wrote:

Diego Valdez wrote:

Please, someone, help me...

*solidarity*

You need to take a firm stance against these sorts of puns. Make sure you get your PowerPoint through.

Maybe he needs to get Access to some self-care resources?

[Brian Bauman]

Misheard:
Brian: "Goodbye, Paizo Moon Pies!"

Actually said:
Brian: "Goodbye, Paizo Mumbai!"

[Brian Bauman]

Rei: "That's my arm - please don't eat it."

[Rei Ko]

Maryssa: maybe also check your own vents/heaters/oven just in case?
Maryssa: the popcorn might be coming from inside the house

[Maryssa Mari]

Rei: "Maybe next week we can have a super paizo dance party."

[Rei Ko]

Leo: "Most of my remaining Kingmaker questions are communicated as whispered prayers in the night to Asmodeus, usually after I draw a pentagram of powdered sulfur around my robed body."

[Rei Ko]

Katina: i ask you because you are the button monarch
Katina: also i apologize if this is how you found out that you're the button monarch

[Themetricsystem]

This thread is being used again?! Nature is healing!

[Alex Speidel]

Simone: we all miss thunderstorms and want cheese

[Dustin Knight]

Jason Bulmahn: Our level system does not go high enough for Gritty

[Almonihah]

I'm just grinning because now I recognize the name of who's posting from before they had a Paizo symbol next to their name. ;)

[1d4 Crickets]

Well, I suppose we're no longer needed...

[Shay Snow]

Me: Do demons have genders?
Alex: oh they have genders we can't even conceive of

[Vanessa Hoskins]

James Jacobs: "Vampires instead of dinosaurs" is one of two ways I can think of to make vampires disappointing. Now... get rid of "instead of" and go with "vampire dinosaurs" and you've got me!

[Vanessa Hoskins]

Lets welcome Rue Dickey to their first week at Paizo by posting...

Rue Dickey: i want a pet concert frog.....

[Kobold Catgirl]

So true. It's true and they should say it!

[Rue Dickey]

Vanessa Hoskins wrote:

Lets welcome Rue Dickey to their first week at Paizo by posting...

Rue Dickey: i want a pet concert frog.....

They're so cute AND they're multiple frogs at once!

[Dancing Wind]

Rue Dickey wrote:

Vanessa Hoskins wrote:

Lets welcome Rue Dickey to their first week at Paizo by posting...

Rue Dickey: i want a pet concert frog.....

They're so cute AND they're multiple frogs at once!

See if the website team can create a cool froggy avatar for you! And, welcome!