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Unreliable Narrator wrote:
Later that day...

Should have used Goblins...


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Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:
Lot more to say, but I should prepare for the Marxist reading circle in a few hours.
Does that work like a magic circle against capitalism?

I thought it was magic circle against bourgeoisie?


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Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
Merisiel Sillvari wrote:
Aremna Abjuris wrote:
Speaking of knives. One friend of mine joked about you having to carry around all those knives and not having a "Returning" one yet, but actually, aren't you also just collecting them?

And who says I don't own returning daggers?

I don't really bother tracking them though, since they're for throwing and that means they get lost a lot. If I want a fancy-pants smarty-pants other-pants weapon it'll be my rapier, though, not a dagger.

Oooo, oooo, ooooo! Ooo! Ooo!

Have you ever seen (scried?) the House of Flying Daggers film from the Jacobsaur's world? If so, what did you think of it?

Do they even have films on Golarion? I suppose an illusionist/bard could create an illusory story, but I would imagine such entertainments would be rare.


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Vexies wrote:
Fact is us Goblinz's iz er to stay so get used to it!

*waves hands in the air*

Testify!!!


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Selene Spires wrote:
Michael Sayre wrote:
Selene Spires wrote:
I find it very suspicious that the goblin iconic gets a write up before the book comes out when the other iconic write up all came after..,
Fumbus has actually been available as a playable pregen for around 8 months. If anything this blog is a bit delayed since we waited until we were sure that goblins were going to stick as a core race before we released it.
That is exactly what I expect the goblin conspiracy to say...

Hey! How did she find out about that?!? Who blabbed?

*Glares suspiciously at Pillbug Toenibbler*


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I got thirty hamsters to run thirty turbines to generate enough electricity to overload all of the capacitors.

Then I hooked them up to the vending machine instead, because that seemed like it would be more fun!


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Captain Killjoy wrote:
Gary the Grimple Gremlin wrote:
Anybody need some discount rats? Right now we have a sale on: Buy ten rats and get a ratking, free!
Oooooooooooo!

Hey! Just in time! Our bilge rats all left on account of us not actually having a bilge...or ship for that matter.


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Selene Spires wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Selene Spires wrote:
"Um...probably still in the harbor trying to figure out how to untie their boats from the dock, Mistress"
"Well then give them knives and tell them to cut the ropes my pet."
Selena sighs and goes to the com station..."Goblins of Mistress Rysky's Goblin Navy! Use knives to cut the ropes...do not use fire or explosions...do not use molasses and try to eat your way through."

*looks up from the cable covered in molasses, still holding the now empty pitcher*

...but I just got them ready!


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Drejk wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Orthos, Post-Singularity wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
I hoping there is a digital copy of me still extant as well in the 22C. I’m rather sanguine about the thought, I think it would be fun to have a bunch of digital monkeys ooking around the Internet.
This is certainly the superior option to the messy biological alternatives.
Stuff and nonsense.
I am glad you linked to a cartoon, and not a video of people biologically procreating.
They have that! On the internet!!
I thought the Internet was just for edition wars and pictures of cats.
Main function of internet...

Ah, a true classic! ;)


John Napier 698 wrote:
*Loads jars of Pickles into the torpedo tubes* Fire!

Do you mind?!? We (Star Captain Killjoy's crew, that is) are having an existential crisis relating to our modus operandi and the consequences involved...

...and Wilkins, our Goblin Scholar, is not here to tell us what to do!

These longshanks are just so bloody rude...


Star Captain Killjoy wrote:
John Napier 698 wrote:
Marines! Muster on the boat deck. Prepare for boarding.
"FIND ME A BOARD! IDEALLY WITH A NAIL THROUGH IT!"

...but what if they come back with bigger boards with bigger nails? How far could this escalate? Do we really want to get involved with this sort of arms race, or do we nip it in the bud before someone loses a spleen?


It's a crying shame Wilkins won't help; he is one serious scholar!


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AYE, CAPTAIN!

OK, somebody get a lasso, a big box, some string, a stick, and a jar of pickles...


WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE! YAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!


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Amaranthine Witch wrote:
Erik Mona wrote:
Kevin Mack wrote:
Also now that I think about it since setsiel is now the Magus dosent this mean none of the core 12 Iconics are half elfs either?

Yes. And there are no half-orcs, either. I wish we'd done it differently back in 2007, but fixing it within the core 12 means saying goodbye to some very good friends, and we're not really interested in going there.

But it's ok to trade the Jekyll/Hyde elf for a (presumably) pyro little menace.

...

What's your point?
...

;)


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Gip wrote:
Captain Killjoy wrote:

Take my ship, take my shoes,

Take me where the goblins lose.
I don't care, wait and see,
You can't take my fire from me!

Take me out to the shore,
Beat me bloody, aft and fore.
Lock me up, lose the key,
You can't take my fire from me!

There's no place I can't burn,
As these longshanks soon will learn!

And they can't take my fire from me!

TAKE HEART, GIP!

O CAPTAIN! MY CAPTAIN!

We are not only going to be able to still burn things, there are going to be a lot more of us able to do so!!!!

We are finally accepted along side the halflings and the gnomes! WE HAVE ARRIVED!!!!

HUZZAH!!!!

*sets nearby refuse piles on fire BECAUSE HE CAN*


Wilkins, Goblin Scholar wrote:
World of Dim Light wrote:
Really, one should at least be polite enough to introduce them self. Unless, I suppose, they have a succubus or Pugwampi allergy.

Manners are indeed most vital, old salt. But I find almost no one really has a Pugwampi allergy... it's simply a trait called "taste."

We goblins, of course, are experts upon such erudite matters as taste, and decorum...

YEAH! WE be Apotheosis of Decorum!

*moons everyone else in the thread*


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Rysky wrote:
Dun dun DUN

Really? I kind of prefer taupe myself...


Captain Killjoy wrote:
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Wait... or did she mean we wampis would train to be dentists? 'Cause I'd be up for that!
DENTISTS AND OTHER SORCERERS ARE FORBIDDEN UNDER GOBLIN LAW!

Wait...I thought sorcerers were OK, but wizards weren't...now I'm confused...


Wilkins, Goblin Scholar wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:
An awakened thessalhydra of my acquaintance has a recipe for elf involving a slow bake in an acid and green tea marinade with a sprig of mint that she says is delicious.
I suppose I can just use the pickles as a garnish...

I could eat.


The procedure is in code?

Quick, somebody get a hobgoblin to read it and break the code!

I mean, who cares if they have words stripped from their minds anyway?


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Superlaser?!?!?

OOOOHHH! Burny goodness!!!


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But...but...what if it doesn't bleed?!?


Jessica Price wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Jessica Price wrote:
Rysky wrote:
What are your Favourite classes to play?
Rogues and blasty sorcerers.
Ooo, favourite bloodline (it's Solar isn't it?)
Prior to the Qadira book, it was Elemental (Fire). :-) The Solar bloodline's a bit less user-friendly, I think. I like it, obviously, but I'd still recommend the elemental bloodline for someone playing a sorcerer for the first time.

Just needs a better GUI. Something goblin-friendly would be fine!


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OK, so here's the plan...

MP, you and Hunt go in and distract the guards of the impound lot while Captain Killjoy and I set the impound on fire.

After that, I'm sure we will think of someway to get the ship out!

HUZZAH!!!!


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YAYYYYYYYYYY!


David knott 242 wrote:
Hawkmoon269 wrote:
How do we know she's a witch?

Because she is so iconic about being one.

Really? I thought it was because she weighed the same as a duck....


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HA! Yeah, isn't it grea-

*darted, bucketed, unconscious*


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Limeylongears wrote:
Earl-aye in the morning?

Yay! Sea chanty!

♪♫ Hoorah! And up she rises
Hoorah! And up she rises
Hoorah! And up she rises
Early in the morning.♪♫

♪♫ What shall we do with a drunken goblin?
What shall we do with a drunken goblin?
What shall we do with a drunken goblin?
Early in the morning.♪♫

♪♫ Put him in the long-boat and make him bail her.
Put him in the long-boat and make him bail her.
Put him in the long-boat and make him bail her.
Early in the morning.♪♫

♪♫ Put him in the bilge and make him drink it.
Put him in the bilge and make him drink it.
Put him in the bilge and make him drink it.
Early in the morning.♪♫

♪♫ Shave his belly with a rusty razor.
Shave his belly with a rusty razor.
Shave his belly with a rusty razor.
Early in the morning.♪♫

♪♫ Weigh heigh and up she rises
Weigh heigh and up she rises
Weigh heigh and up she rises
Early in the morning.♪♫

*dances a jig*


Perhaps rhyming "fling" with "sing"?


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Sissyl sits and Sissyl reads,
but not about that which bleeds!
If Goblins follow where this leads,
Make quick with the violent deeds!

>:(


Finally! Some real action in the story that involves violence and/or accidental injury. Really slow start there.

And what's up with no songs?!?


THE THREAD IS OURS!!! BURN EVERYTHING!!!


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Well, yes, if we want our message to come across clearly...

...of course we could always just stab people: very clear message and a lot more amusing...

Forget what I just said!

>:D


DRIVE THE MISCREANT FROM OUR MIDSTS!

...or is that 'mists'? Being illiterate, I can never tell...


Rysky wrote:
Tammy the Lich wrote:
Hmm, perhaps Wrath of the Righteous will make a better Suicide Squad for Tammy.
Yes Tammy, think of all the puppies you can save...

...for LUNCH!!!!!

>:)


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Praise Sara Marie for Goblin Song!

♪♫ SPAM, SPAM, SPAM!
Not nearly as tasty as Ham!
It covers our Threads,
Makes a Mess of our Heads,
So Blades into them we will Cram! ♪♫


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Rutabagas of Golarion - detailing the intense and oft times controversial agricultural practices involved with this noble tuber and how it underpins all the history of the Inner Sea Region!


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Captain Killjoy wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the fact that the Imperial Goblin Navy has no ships.

And is based over a hundred miles away from the ocean.

I Blame Cosmo for Captain Killjoy not realizing that due to this BRILLIANT strategy, the Imperial Goblin Navy can never have a ship sunk or be defeated in naval combat! Huzzah!!!


So are we looking for a CAG for GAG or is that already in the bag?