Overheard at the Paizo office

[Haladir]

These puns are stun-ingly bad. We should all get sent to Rikers for them.

[Calex]

Do or do not, there is no Troi.

[Haladir]

Despite the complaints, these puns don't phase me. I don't think they're a disruptor at all.

[Sara Marie]

tanis: best way to start office portion of day: make it rain on cosmo

gary: that's better than that day where it was raining cosmos

[GM_Beernorg]

There is no umbrella in the world strong enough to resist that kind of deluge of Cosmos.

[CBDunkerson]

Sara Marie wrote:

...it was raining cosmos

The sky is falling! The sky is falling!

[Rysky]

Sara Marie wrote:

tanis: best way to start office portion of day: make it rain on cosmo

... I was wondering where my pole went.

[Christopher Anthony]

Katina: Cosmo sensed your pain and he came to revel in it
Robot Chris: that can't be normal

[Christopher Anthony]

Diego: I was going to say "I wish I was a chosen one", but then I thought about how much work that would be and I'm glad I'm not.

[Katina Davis]

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Diego: I was going to say "I wish I was a chosen one", but then I thought about how much work that would be and I'm glad I'm not.

Can confirm, it's pretty rough. But it has its moments.

[Calex]

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Katina: Cosmo sensed your pain and he came to revel in it

Robot Chris: that can't be normal

Nope. Pretty sure that that IS normal.

[Crystal Frasier]

Mark: That's how you get cooties. And everyone WANTS cooties, even if they say they don't.

[Drejk]

Cookies?

[Readerbreeder]

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Katina: Cosmo sensed your pain and he came to revel in it

Robot Chris: that can't be normal

Um, had Robot Chris met Cosmo?

[GM_Beernorg]

My orc senses say yes, she has, often, why do you think she ended up having a robot body? Clearly it was Cosmo.

[Chris Lambertz]

That quote was formed by chat delay. I have obviously met Cosmo, and can confirm that it's probably normal.

[Liz Courts]

Chris Lambertz wrote:

That quote was formed by chat delay. I have obviously met Cosmo, and can confirm that it's probably normal.

Probably.

Maybe.
<.<

[Drejk]

For a certain value of normal, yeah.

[Steve Geddes]

Chris Lambertz wrote:

I have obviously met Cosmo

As in: "See my avatar? I have obviously met Cosmo".

[Sara Marie]

cosmo: Someone’s day may go from Faintly Magical to TERRIBLY MAGICAL.

[Cosmo Cultist]

IA! IA!!

[Katina Davis]

Cosmo: is it insatiable hunger for mammalian flesh?  I hope it’s insatiable hunger for mammalian flesh. My favorite part is always the insatiable hunger for mammalian flesh.

Cosmo: aww it’s just a leg.

[Rysky]

Katina Davis wrote:

Cosmo: is it insatiable hunger for mammalian flesh?  I hope it’s insatiable hunger for mammalian flesh. My favorite part is always the insatiable hunger for mammalian flesh.

Cosmo: aww it’s just a leg.

... a non mammalian leg?

[Insane KillMaster]

Rysky wrote:

Katina Davis wrote:

Cosmo: is it insatiable hunger for mammalian flesh?  I hope it’s insatiable hunger for mammalian flesh. My favorite part is always the insatiable hunger for mammalian flesh.

Cosmo: aww it’s just a leg.

... a non mammalian leg?

Maybe it just lacked the Mammalian Flesh parts.

[Haladir]

Mmm... delectable mammalian flesh... MUST GET CHEESEBURGER!!

[Sharaya]

Liz: I've come to show you my eldritch ways

[Ross Byers]

Those are the best ways.

[GM_Beernorg]

It is that attitude that caused Ross to become a brain in a jar. ;)

[Amby's Brain]

I thought Ross was just really into Futurama cosplay.

[GM_Beernorg]

That is also entirely possible.

What killed the dinosaurs?

ME!!

[Liz Courts]

Katina: Well i’m glad your menopause is feeling better, Diego. It’s a beautiful, natural change that your body is going through.
Diego: Me too.

[Sara Marie]

katina: When your Pathfinder novels are happy, they’ll show you by wagging their Tales

[Rysky]

Sara Marie wrote:

katina: When your Pathfinder novels are happy, they’ll show you by wagging their Tales

Damn you owl and your adorableness!

Er no, damn your puns, not your adorableness, it can stay.

[Christopher Anthony]

Diego: Every time I feed and water my Core Rulebook it dies and I have to get another.
Katina: I've been trying to take mine on walks and it hasn't been going very well.
Sara Marie: Please spay or neuter your adventure paths

[Readerbreeder]

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Sara Marie: Please spay or neuter your adventure paths

But I want my Adventure Paths to breed!

[Rysky]

Readerbreeder wrote:

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Sara Marie: Please spay or neuter your adventure paths

But I want my Adventure Paths to breed!

That's how we get Hardcovers.

[Chemlak]

Rysky wrote:

Readerbreeder wrote:

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Sara Marie: Please spay or neuter your adventure paths

But I want my Adventure Paths to breed!

That's how we get Hardcovers.

When Wrath of the Righteous and Rise of the Runelords love each other very much...

[Sissyl]

Yeah, it is at least obvious Rise of the Runelords never got spayed. And a while later, Shattered Star happened.

[,]

Sissyl wrote:

Yeah, it is at least obvious Rise of the Runelords never got spayed. And a while later, Shattered Star happened.

(O_o)

Yowza!

So.... "Council of Thieves" must've been gettin' bizz-AAYY which explains "Hell's Vengeance" and "Hell's Rebel's"

So.. twins, then? :3

[Rysky]

, wrote:

Sissyl wrote:

Yeah, it is at least obvious Rise of the Runelords never got spayed. And a while later, Shattered Star happened.

(O_o)

Yowza!

"Council of Thieves" must've been gettin' bizz-AAYY which explains "Hell's Vengeance" and "Hell's Rebel's"

So.. twins, then? :3

Yeah, Curse of the Crimson Throne and Council of Thieves are a happy couple.

They just wish their kids wouldn't fight as much.

[Insane KillMaster]

Rysky wrote:

, wrote:

Sissyl wrote:

Yeah, it is at least obvious Rise of the Runelords never got spayed. And a while later, Shattered Star happened.

(O_o)

Yowza!

"Council of Thieves" must've been gettin' bizz-AAYY which explains "Hell's Vengeance" and "Hell's Rebel's"

So.. twins, then? :3

Yeah, Curse of the Crimson Throne and Council of Thieves are a happy couple.

They just wish their kids wouldn't fight as much.

So, Curse of the Crimson Throne really gets around?

Rise of the RuneLords + Curse of the Crimson Throne = Shattered Star?

Curse of the Crimson Throne + Council of Thieves = Hell's Rebels & Hell's Vengeance? (< can't help but wonder where Skulls and Shackles fit in all of this)

[Cosmo]

Robot Chris: Ah yes... the sick, sick burn of plastic

[Calex]

Cosmo wrote:

Robot Chris: Ah yes... the sick, sick burn of plastic

It's an odor I know well. Working in a plastic pipe plant, you learn really quick to start running to check things when you get that first whiff.

[Tels]

Insane KillMaster wrote:

Rysky wrote:

, wrote:

Sissyl wrote:

Yeah, it is at least obvious Rise of the Runelords never got spayed. And a while later, Shattered Star happened.

(O_o)

Yowza!

"Council of Thieves" must've been gettin' bizz-AAYY which explains "Hell's Vengeance" and "Hell's Rebel's"

So.. twins, then? :3

Yeah, Curse of the Crimson Throne and Council of Thieves are a happy couple.

They just wish their kids wouldn't fight as much.

So, Curse of the Crimson Throne really gets around?

Rise of the RuneLords + Curse of the Crimson Throne = Shattered Star?

Curse of the Crimson Throne + Council of Thieves = Hell's Rebels & Hell's Vengeance? (< can't help but wonder where Skulls and Shackles fit in all of this)

Ileosa is a bard....

[Ross Byers]

Insane KillMaster wrote:

(< can't help but wonder where Skulls and Shackles fit in all of this)

Serpent's Skull + Kingmaker = Skull & Shackles?

[GM_Beernorg]

Isn't Berry White required to set the appropriate mood for AP's to make newer younger APs?

[Vic Wertz]

Sara Marie: Oh GOD!
[pause]
...It's ok! It's dead.

[Gisher]

Vic Wertz wrote:

Sara Marie: Oh GOD!

[pause]
...It's ok! It's dead.

I... can't... stop... laughing!

[NobodysHome]

Vic Wertz wrote:

Sara Marie: Oh GOD!

[pause]
...It's ok! It's dead.

So this was an Aroden sighting?

[Cori Marie]

Sara Marie wrote:

liz: Can we get Alan Rickman to do our voice messages?

liz: Because Alan Rickman = Karzoug

So I've been away from the forums for about two years, and I've been backlogging this thread for LOLz and then hit this and made myself sad. :(