Your avatar says otherwise.Me, Myself, Just Now I don’t want to eat people. That is a scientific objective fact.
^ for clarity
Tooth fairy...
Called that because teeth are what is left of their victims...
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robot chris: we have asserted that Cosmo is *technically* human
QA Erik: aberrant bloodline iirc
In the same way as Nobby Nobbs? By carrying an official license confirming his humanity?
Your avatar says otherwise.Me, Myself, Just Now I don’t want to eat people. That is a scientific objective fact.
^ for clarity
Tooth fairy...
Called that because teeth are what is left of their victims...
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So okay, the creepy part is that the decision to choose this avatar is completely separate and happened before knowing about any of this (I just thought it was cute). Life is weird, man.
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In the same way as Nobby Nobbs? By carrying an official license confirming his humanity?robot chris: we have asserted that Cosmo is *technically* human
QA Erik: aberrant bloodline iirc
I GET THIS REFERENCE! Go me.
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So okay, the creepy part is that the decision to choose this avatar is completely separate and happened before knowing about any of this (I just thought it was cute). Life is weird, man.Your avatar says otherwise.Me, Myself, Just Now I don’t want to eat people. That is a scientific objective fact.
^ for clarity
Tooth fairy...
Called that because teeth are what is left of their victims...
** spoiler omitted **
You haz nails... For TEETHES.
It creeps me out that you chose an avatar of a monster created by one of my monste...players.
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robot chris: we have asserted that Cosmo is *technically* human
QA Erik: aberrant bloodline iirc
You can assert it all you like. Doesn't make it true.
We all know that he's really misfortune personified. AKA a clown. Aberrant bloodline. With wish as a supernatural ability at will. And 20 levels of ranger with favoured enemy humanoid (human).
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liz: if Valeros quits drinking, the cumulative hangover could kill him
He's going to need some Klatchian coffee, then.
You think the world is ready for Valeros being knurd?
Rather you than me!
valeros ain't a quitter
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Diego: I don't have an umbrella. Because I haven't had to deal with the terror of having water fall from the sky before
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Diego: I don't have an umbrella. Because I haven't had to deal with the terror of having water fall from the sky before
Diego has no idea what he's gotten himself into.
Are there in fact days when it doesn't fall from the sky there?
There is, in fact!
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Are there in fact days when it doesn't fall from the sky there?
We call them 'July' and 'August'.
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Sutter: I really think the way to go is a bucket and a brick.
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You'd be surprised how few things that doesn't work for, yeeessss.
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Diego: I don't have an umbrella. Because I haven't had to deal with the terror of having water fall from the sky beforeDiego has no idea what he's gotten himself into.
I would have thought his time with Dora and Boots would have better informed him on how the outside world works.
I blame Cosmo that I now have "I'm the Map" trying to play in an infinite loop in my head.
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Diego: I don't have an umbrella. Because I haven't had to deal with the terror of having water fall from the sky beforeDiego has no idea what he's gotten himself into.I would have thought his time with Dora and Boots would have better informed him on how the outside world works.
I blame Cosmo that I now have "I'm the Map" trying to play in an infinite loop in my head.
Too busy rescuing animals and holidays to become informed. I have blinders on when I'm doing that stuff.
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Too busy rescuing animals and holidays to become informed. I have blinders on when I'm doing that stuff.Diego: I don't have an umbrella. Because I haven't had to deal with the terror of having water fall from the sky beforeDiego has no idea what he's gotten himself into.I would have thought his time with Dora and Boots would have better informed him on how the outside world works.
I blame Cosmo that I now have "I'm the Map" trying to play in an infinite loop in my head.
Congrats on the title. I approve.
robot chris: and that google suggested “kawaii baphomet”
So much for "don't be evil."
katina: If all else fails, punch your way to justice.
Someone has been playing a titan in Destiny...
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On hairless cats:
Katina: If they don't have any hair to clean, then what do they cough up?
Katina: Skinballs!?
Quality Assurance Axiomite
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RobotChris: Then when I went to park he jumped onto the front of my car like a spider monkey and started screaming expletives at me! He was dressed in a flannel and had a scraggly beard so I couldn't tell if he was an angry hipster or a homeless man!
Christopher: See, this is why we don't split the party when we go to get lunch together.
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Katina: We need more sacrifices. Is anyone swinging by the virgin and goat store later?
Ashley: Well, I was going to go to the post office first.
Sara: They won't let me in any more since the last incident.
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Katina: We need more sacrifices. Is anyone swinging by the virgin and goat store later?
Ashley: Well, I was going to go to the post office first.
Sara: They won't let me in any more since the last incident.
Wow, not allowed into the virgin and goat store?
This implies more than one thing happened, er, way to go?
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Katina: SILENCE! I am covered in soy sauce and anger.
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And rage dressing on a salad of evil!
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Katina: Death is the ultimate break!
Katina: Death is the ultimate break!
"Dead? No excuse for laying off work." [/Supreme Being]
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Katina I don't think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, will appreciate that.
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Tanis HER WHOLE HEAD IS BACKWARDS
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Ashley: Dear coffee pot cleric: please take the first offering of holy juice. I didn't make it and so should not reap the benefits of the initial cup.
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How I wish I could work here. I almost can't decide who my favourite employee is.
And the winner is...
[drumroll]
Sara Marie!
Shameless pandering done, have a good day.
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Tanis: Robot, High-Five Oprah of Paizo
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Erik Keith: No autocorrect, no! it's not Pizza, its not Piazza, its not Pizazz, its just Paizo!
Christopher: There's some pizazz and a little panache.
Erik Keith: (Flourishing Intensifies)
Perhaps someone was trying to deliver Pizza to the Pizzazz Piazza next to Paizo?
Perhaps someone was trying to deliver Pizza to the Pizzazz Piazza next to Paizo?Erik Keith: No autocorrect, no! it's not Pizza, its not Piazza, its not Pizazz, its just Paizo!
Christopher: There's some pizazz and a little panache.
Erik Keith: (Flourishing Intensifies)
Jefe JMD031, would you say it was a plethora of pizzas (and pinatas) to the Pizzazz Piazza next to Paizo?