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Customer Service Ray of Funshine

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After some discussion with Robot Chris and Liz about how every pizza is a personal pizza, if you try hard enough and believe in yourself...

Katina: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY

Katina: I BELIEVE I CAN EAT THIS PIE

Katina: I THINK ABOUT IT EVERY NIGHT AND DAY

Katina: TUCK IN MY NAPKIN AND NOM AWAY


Sara Marie wrote:

katina: or brew your own bear

katina: beer*
katina: don't brew a bear. Not recommended

sharaya: I've always wanted to try that

gary: mmmmm bear brew

christopher: Sounds like it could get hairy

See, this is how the first owlbear got started!

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Readerbreeder wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:

katina: or brew your own bear

katina: beer*
katina: don't brew a bear. Not recommended

sharaya: I've always wanted to try that

gary: mmmmm bear brew

christopher: Sounds like it could get hairy

See, this is how the first owlbear got started!

Nonono, the first Owlbear happened when game designers brewed their own beer and then gave some to a bear... And an owl... That was some strong s!*!.


Sharaya wrote:

After some discussion with Robot Chris and Liz about how every pizza is a personal pizza, if you try hard enough and believe in yourself...

Katina: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY

Katina: I BELIEVE I CAN EAT THIS PIE

Katina: I THINK ABOUT IT EVERY NIGHT AND DAY

Katina: TUCK IN MY NAPKIN AND NOM AWAY

Argh! Now I am hungry!

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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katina: I want this whole conversation to be preserved in a time capsule

katina: So the future can see how beautiful it was.

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Sara: You get a paycheck! And you get a paycheck! ...You don't get a paycheck!
Redacted: ;_;

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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redacted: *hands sara timesheet to sign*
redacted: I can haz paycheck now?

me: Yes!

Dark Archive

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I can just hear the Paizo folk debating whether Elf on the Shelf is more or less existentially terrifying than Gnome in your Home or Dwarf on a Wharf. (The entire line of 'deadly monsters that leap out of your dinner', such as Dragon in your Flagon, Troll in your Bowl and Drider in your Cider, tested poorly in marketing...)


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I...would...so...totally buy those.

Give to me!

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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robot chris: IMPLEMENT THREAT LEVEL FABULOUS

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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gary: PLEASE SELECT THE BUG YOU WISH TO SPEAK TO

gary: PRESS 1 FOR COCKROACH

gary: PRESS 2 FOR BEES

Grand Lodge RPG Superstar 2012 Top 32

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Sara Marie wrote:

gary: PLEASE SELECT THE BUG YOU WISH TO SPEAK TO

gary: PRESS 1 FOR COCKROACH

gary: PRESS 2 FOR BEES

I don't want to talk to you, you're covered in BEES!

Dark Archive

press 3 for spider?


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Spiders aren't a bug. They're a feature.

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cort: Oooooo, Threat Level Fabulous, I"m going to need a new wardrobe.

liz: Are you? Are you really?

sara marie: no but its an excuse for a new wardrobe

cort: Now if I could just reclaim my wardrobe from the '80s......
Sooo many buckles....

katina: Reclaim? Makes it sound like it was taken from you forcefully.

cort: It probably should have been. Spandex is not a solution to everything.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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cort: See, now that's the kind of forward thinking that moves you up to head cultist.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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sharaya: okay. [that one customer] is all wrapped up.

katina: well that's rude
katina: you should unwrap him

sharaya: I don't wanna!
sharaya: The rug is ruined now and he's going out with it

katina: and it really brought the room together


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Sara Marie wrote:

sharaya: The rug is ruined now and he's going out with it

katina: and it really brought the room together

And Cosmo's to blame?

Customer Service Ray of Funshine

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Robot Chris: then I can ascend to cartoon character wardrobe status


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Sharaya wrote:
Robot Chris: then I can ascend to cartoon character wardrobe status

Jacket but no pants?

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

gary: because that's what i'd make that button for

gary: also something that goes "pew pew pew"

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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liz: With the caveat of “When you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies, that’s when you’re an adult”


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Sara Marie wrote:
liz: With the caveat of “When you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies, that’s when you’re an adult”

What about when you start agreeing with the bad guys in Rankin & Bass movies?

Let the hate flow through you, little drummer boy.

Paizo Glitterati Robot

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Redacted [Redacted], they're even waterproof. Or more importantly, blood proof.

Counter of Magic Beans

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Hudax wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
liz: With the caveat of “When you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies, that’s when you’re an adult”

What about when you start agreeing with the bad guys in Rankin & Bass movies?

Let the hate flow through you, little drummer boy.

Then you get to play on my team(s)! :D

Counter of Magic Beans

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Cosmo: MY SKELETOR UNDEROOS ARE RAD!

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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redacted: That moment when you realize that your review for Adventure Card Game Deck 4 titled "This is the worst lasagna I've tried" was accidentally done on the live website vrs the test environment.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32

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Sara Marie wrote:
redacted: That moment when you realize that your review for Adventure Card Game Deck 4 titled "This is the worst lasagna I've tried" was accidentally done on the live website vrs the test environment.

While there were many layers, they were very chewy and there wasn't any sauce to speak of?

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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cosmo: Full disclosure: I would have a very hard time getting back onto a [redacted] after last time.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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cosmo: A preternaturally sensitive [redacted] in a variety of situations is one of the few tradeoffs that I must deal with for the benefit of getting to be Cosmo.

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Erik Keith: All I can say is A) It wasn't my fault and B) Don't try taking canopic jars onto airplanes, they don't react well to the pressure changes.

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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Ashley: (PS we threw the baby back)


Ashley Kaprielian wrote:
Cosmo: MY SKELETOR UNDEROOS ARE RAD!

Maybe if Cosmo gave Skeletor his underoos back he wouldn't keep giving everyone in Eternia such a hard time?

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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sara marie: my hand delivery order says its gonna ship in two packages

gary: did you order an elephant and then another elephant?

robot chris: we sell elephants!?

sara marie: OMG do we have an elephant mini?

robot chris: no, but we need one immediately now

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sharaya: wait, there are elephant minis?

sara marie: no there aren't, this is the crux of robot and my's issue

sharaya: also my issue now as wel

katina: I didn't know I had this issue, but now I do.

Paizo Glitterati Robot

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gary please do not feed my mini a peanut!

Paizo Glitterati Robot

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robot chris what is that chicken

katina my patronus

Customer Service Ray of Funshine

Katina: so we kinda sit inside and peek out window at them lighting things on fire

Customer Service Ray of Funshine

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Katina: BUTTERFLIES IN THE SKY

Katina: I CAN EAT THIS PIE!

Simultaneously -Katina: It's the sequel!
-Sharaya: Is this a pizza pie, or a dessert pie?

Katina: Does it matter?

Katina: TAKE A LOOK

Katina: IT'S GONNA COOK

Paizo Glitterati Robot

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Katina Ain't no party like a Thranduil party, cuz a Thranduil party's got moose.

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Robot Chris: it's like that WoW quest for raptor eyeballs
Robot Chris: but these are all blind raptors
Robot Chris: who have genetically mutated to no longer have eyes


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Chris Lambertz wrote:
Katina Ain't no party like a Thranduil party, cuz a Thranduil party's got moose.

There's something special about having moose at your parties?

'Round here we call that letting your apples ferment on the ground.


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Christopher Anthony wrote:

Robot Chris: it's like that WoW quest for raptor eyeballs

Robot Chris: but these are all blind raptors
Robot Chris: who have genetically mutated to no longer have eyes

I am now picturing workdays with The Rubit as very similar to the GitS Tachikomatic Days shorts. :)

Paizo Glitterati Robot

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
I am now picturing workdays with The Rubit as very similar to the GitS Tachikomatic Days shorts. :)

... omg.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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katina: When we start seeing test orders for "Stabby McFace", we'll know that you need more coffee.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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ashley: any testing i do that requires a name is normally "Foo Bar"

ashley: now i see that i need to get more creative with it

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Chris Lambertz wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
I am now picturing workdays with The Rubit as very similar to the GitS Tachikomatic Days shorts. :)
... omg.

So, synthetic oil only for the Rubit?

Silver Crusade

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Liz Courts wrote:
Chris Lambertz wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
I am now picturing workdays with The Rubit as very similar to the GitS Tachikomatic Days shorts. :)
... omg.
So, synthetic oil only for the Rubit?

Don't forget the voice.

"Mr. Bulmahn! Mr. Bulmahn!"

Paizo Employee Customer Service She-Hulk

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Ashley: by our powers combined: WE ARE FANCY NERDS

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Katina: CRANK IT UP, DJ LIZ

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