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19 posts. Alias of Ambrosia Slaad.


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captain yesterday wrote:
Whenever I tell the high school laborers at work to do anything they say "Aye Captain!"


♫♪ Who wields a Bobcat near Madison, you see?
(CapTain YesterDay!)
Scruffy and bearded like the Vedder Eddie?
(CapTain YesterDay!)
If Wisconsin nonsense would make you glad,
(CapTain YesterDay!)
Then pop onto FaWtL and flop like a slaad!
(CapTain YesterDay!)

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Sorin Kell, Scumbag For Hire wrote:
*drops a Paladin thread and runs*

♫♪ "This is a story about Baby Gob and Pally Sue..." ♫♪

Limeylongears wrote:
You know what I need? a Linky Longears alias.

Sounds like a good idea to me.

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[fnord] It probably has something to do with 4-corner time days, 4 full days within 1 Earth rotation. [/fnord]

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thegreenteagamer wrote:
Also, what's up with the water IN the water? Or the fires underwater? Or Sandy being able to eat/drink through her glass?


If you're wondering how Sandy eats and breathes,
And other science facts, (La-la-la)
Just repeat to yourself "It's just a show,
I should really just relax."

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Oh Patrick, don't put that in your mouth. {laughs}

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captain yesterday wrote:
I made Carnivorous Sea Sponge Leshies for Skull and Shackles, named one Robert.

{nods approvingly}

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Caineach wrote:
...Hell, about all I know about Aquaman is that he is comic relief like this.

Fixed link

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How many loafing loofahs' loaves would love to loath Lolth'S LARPing if loafing loofahs' loaves could loath LARPing Lolth? Buffalo.

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Gruumash . wrote:

I am sorry for not coming back here earlier.

Ah good ole Leafar always getting lost.

He's off with Will and Holly annoying sleestaks and the Zarn.

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Ross Byers wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:
Diego: I don't have an umbrella. Because I haven't had to deal with the terror of having water fall from the sky before
Diego has no idea what he's gotten himself into.

I would have thought his time with Dora and Boots would have better informed him on how the outside world works.

I blame Cosmo that I now have "I'm the Map" trying to play in an infinite loop in my head.

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Gary Teter wrote:
Can I use my subwoofer and a calibrated microphone as a ground-penetrating sonar so I can see if the apartment below is really a giant aquarium?

If you have the microphone, just listen for Willem Dafoe's, Brad Garrett's, Allison Janney's, or Stephen Root's voices.

P Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney...

{appears in a poof of sulfur} Did someone summon me?

Secretly Just A Really Big Red Echidna

Shadowborn wrote:
Xabulba wrote:
I'm wearing no pants! Isn't that interesting enough for you.
Maybe...but a fan fic of your pantsless adventures with the iconic Alain and flumph triplets would be more interesting.

I'd read it.

Nightskies is banned for his 2004 TV pilot screenplay starring David Hasselhoff and Tracie Morgan as Atlantic City lounge-singers who are detectives by night.

Ugh... these stigmata... are... evidence of my holey might! I'm immortal; you can't kil- <URRRRGHK...> {twitches, dies}

Aberzombie wrote:

Goddang hippeh!


{bleeding profusely} HAHAHAHAHA! I'M INVINCIBLE! I cast... {wobbles dizzily} The Light of Looniness! I win! {collapses}

Hi guys! I'm claiming this place for my own crazy hippeh kingdom! Woo-hoo!