I call this meeting to order.
You better not be bringing shrimp into my house.
Ah, evilness from days past...
The slaads say I'm unhealthy.
Cause I'm not.
*zip*
You just wait until I'm on ToP again you shriveled up roll of dimes!Only reason I'm impotent is because I caught a glimpse of your scrawny Nekkid body. Even Ron Jeremy dick would shrivel up at that sight.I'd still have my damn glasses if I hadn't crammed up your pooper for runnin' your mouth you old crust f#$*-wad of an impotent douche!You can't even see the TV without your glasses, you old hag!Shut the hell up you buncha f!@%ing primitive loudmouth unwashed f@!#-turds!
I'm watchin Dr. Phil!
Way you gamble, I'm lucky to even have dimes.....
GAMIST!
Bom Dia!
WHINE..
Fiat falls, everyone dies.
Alas. I must end my blitz as well.
Way you gamble, I'm lucky to even have dimes.....You just wait until I'm on ToP again you shriveled up roll of dimes!Only reason I'm impotent is because I caught a glimpse of your scrawny Nekkid body. Even Ron Jeremy dick would shrivel up at that sight.I'd still have my damn glasses if I hadn't crammed up your pooper for runnin' your mouth you old crust f#$*-wad of an impotent douche!You can't even see the TV without your glasses, you old hag!Shut the hell up you buncha f!@%ing primitive loudmouth unwashed f@!#-turds!
I'm watchin Dr. Phil!
See!? Now your Oldzimers is acting up again, I'm the drunkard, YOU'RE the damn gambler!
This is Kent Brockman, and that's my two cents!
All right folks. Time to get the kid his bath and put him down for bed.
See ya later, AZ!
Girders are rich in iron.
I wish my stepbrother would have joined us in the blitz.
You people are soft!
<Dances>
Wheeeee! Are you going to PaizoCon?
Shut the f+&$ up, bear! Nobody's around to hear you s*$# in the woods.
Spearow!
I might as well finish this blitz. Yay me.
Maybe it's time for a little song-and-dance...
I'm looking for something...honorable...
This blitz could use a round a double espressos. Allow me!
My beans!
My dear thread...
Now I am afraid to go sleep, fearing what I might find here on FaWtL in the morning...
Forget sleep, I'm afraid to leave for an hour! Yeesh.
Eh, there's probably been worse. I've missed five threads.
And most of the sixth, actually...
It's okay, Fawtl is like a bad rash.
It doesn't matter when you got it, it'll drive you just as crazy.
Too late. Muahhahahaha-*kh-kh*-haha!
And the best part of FaWTL, you can jump in at any time!
And jump out and jump back in again, etc etc
*Jumps in*
Ack! 2 Kids shows of 'Little Mermaid Jr' this morning, and 1 more to go before I get to sleep tonight!
*Jumps out of thread, crying about light cues, staticy mics and curtains coming in on the wrong cues*
