| Full Name |
Cranky T. McOldGuy |
| Race |
Elderly Human |
| Classes/Levels |
Warrior 3/Curmudgeon 7 |
| Gender |
Male |
| Size |
Shrinking |
| Age |
None of Your Goddamn Business you little whippersnapper |
| Special Abilities |
Brandish Cane, Oblivious Driving |
| Alignment |
Chaotic Elderly |
| Location |
My front porch rocking chair |
| Occupation |
Retired - Now get off my lawn! |
| Strength |
8 |
| Dexterity |
9 |
| Constitution |
9 |
| Intelligence |
14 |
| Wisdom |
18 |
| Charisma |
14 |
About Cranky McOldGuy
I've been around longer, so I know more than you, I've done more than you, and I've forgotten more than you. And remember, even though I'm old, I can still kick your ass punk.
Now....GET OFF OF MY LAWN!!!!
Little bastards.
