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Cranky McOldGuy's page

218 posts. Alias of Aberzombie.


Full Name

Cranky T. McOldGuy

Race

Elderly Human

Classes/Levels

Warrior 3/Curmudgeon 7

Gender

Male

Size

Shrinking

Age

None of Your G*&#~%n Business you little whippersnapper

Special Abilities

Brandish Cane, Oblivious Driving

Alignment

Chaotic Elderly

Location

My front porch rocking chair

Occupation

Retired - Now get off my lawn!

Strength 8
Dexterity 9
Constitution 9
Intelligence 14
Wisdom 18
Charisma 14

About Cranky McOldGuy

I've been around longer, so I know more than you, I've done more than you, and I've forgotten more than you. And remember, even though I'm old, I can still kick your ass punk.

Now....GET OFF OF MY LAWN!!!!

Little bastards.