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Everybody loves my beans for breakfast, but sadly, everybody hates me.
::Sheds bean into grinder::
LIES and DAMN LIES!
How about....you do it since you are so enthusiastic about it? Are you sure you are a real barista?
[Shakes the trunk]How about....you do it since you are so enthusiastic about it? Yeah...shake harder!
Ahh my friend, excellent!!! Now just come and get in the grinder and we will help that poor little lycanthrope out! As you can see, I'm a friendly magical coffea. Just shake my trunk until my beans fall into the grinder!
What is it werewolf? Does someone need coffee? Help is on the way!
Sex? Coffee first means non-drowsy sex.
I know what you all need in the morning.
Every summer's my birthday. Mine too!
Say hello to my little friend!You realize i'm your natural predator, right? You got it all wrong, man. I am a plant which showers its beneficent beans on the world. It is my Destiny!
Say hello to my little friend!
I still have a hate on for this avi >:/ :-( Disassociate! I'm not some legumey jerk. I'm an enchanted talking coffee bean stalk that sacrifices its beans for your magical morning coffee. Be careful of the giant who lives in the cloud above, though. I hear he has an enchanted singing coffee bean grinder!
::Sacrifices beans to the grinder:: Coffee's a brewin'!
I'd do what I always do when that happens. Drop trou, put out, and then refund them 23 cents.+1 Hey, stop wasting my hard work!
Come to me, Lynora...let me entangle you in my beany limbs!
Oh I'm a magical plant!
::Suddenly, from beneath CrimJ's feet, the ground stirs and one of the magic beans Mairkurion had planted -- the beans he'd traded to the old lady for AZ's femur -- begins to sprout and rapidly grow:: Happy Birthday!
Wait a minute, I thought every post in this thread that wasn't explicitly addressed to someone else was really intended for me! Are you SURE?Nope. Those posts are for Carnivorous Bean (RIP). F!#& YOU.
Yippee! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where is hubby? Maybe the suggestion that Dunkin Donuts serves good coffee drove him away?
::Starts shedding and brewing for all the departed or unconscious posters::
::Swallows a glow stick, soft plastic pencil, a partially used Sudoku calendar, and a bottle of hot sauce:: Incoming!
Hey!
::Swallows Crimson line thief:: Let's see how he will fertilize my coffee beans!
Feed me Seymour!
hold monkey Thanks, Mr. Badger! ::Blasts no longer blinking monkey with steam nozzle::
::Turns steam spout full blast on monkey:: Muahahahaha! Take that!
That's right! Coffee is nasty! Stay away from here! ::Pours boiling percolated Folgers down on the thread from the top ramparts of Castle Cafe::
More coffee brewing; trying something different, using cold distilled water instead of tap water.Hmm, I think the distilled water makes a difference; the coffee tastes a little better. See? Feel better, right?
Ho hum.Why so blasé? Espresso?
Just pour boiling water into the filter and let gravity do the rest!
*Pours steaming, bittersweet life-giving ichor down his throat*
Yes... drink, drink! Partake of my bittersweet ichor and stay up all night and morning!
Did someone ask for coffee?
*Begins roasting and grinding his beans to brew coffee*
wish i had decaf
Did you wash your hands, shrubbery man of the scientific intravenous access starting? My beans are brewed in distilled water, Majesty!
Did you wash your hands, shrubbery man of the scientific intravenous access starting? They're washed by the rains, O King!
*Hooks up a coffee IV to the King of Siam.*
These posters need fuel, your Majesty. Here, drink up! *Passes strong black coffee among the posters*
These posters need fuel, your Majesty. Here, drink up! *Passes strong black coffee among the posters*
Silence, fool! Do not boggart my shrubbery of science! Hu-hu-hu! Don't mic me, it will make my beans bitter. Just steep then in near-boiling water.
Woo-hoo! I'm here!
did all of you hit the coffee a little hard tonight Heh-heh-heh Time for refills!
*Extends vines through thread, serving freshly brewed coffee.*
Hair of the bean that bit ya?
Coffee, anyone?
Sure you wouldn't like to have some coffee and stay up with us, Moorluck? |