Snoopee's page

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Ruh roh!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!

Have you been eating tinsel? What's all this shiny stuff?

I think his name was Edward.

I think someone needs to change my kibble.

More poop!

Poop!

Snoopee wrote:

Nah. It's because of his secret love for Sumo that he keeps coming back. It's really sweet...

Don't you have an imaginary battle with the Red Baron to attend to or something?

I'll have you know, it's not imaginary! Are you in league with him?

Nah. It's because of his secret love for Sumo that he keeps coming back. It's really sweet...

Halloween is my favorite day!

<Does Snoopee dance>

Everything is right with the world.

Say, are the Monday Monster and the Humpday Monster related?

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

HA! I knew that would get you in here!

jumps on the Monday Monster and tries to force feed him some meds and whiskey

*knocks CDP off and punts him* You didn't think I'd fall for that again did you?

<Licks Monday Monster>

Don't try to punt me. I weigh 27 tons, and I don't want to hurt you.

<Does Monday Snoopee dance>

Ha, that Frenchie's toast. Hehe, get it? He's french toast. Hehehe.

Hehe.
Heh.

Well I thought it was funny!

<ROFLs>

<then piddles>

Help me CDP! The Frenchie's got me!

<Steps on Frenchie>

Ooooh, that's going to leave a stain.

Yap!

Maybe I ran everyone off.

<Sniffs butt>

Nope, that isn't it.

Sorry. I had to go maul, er, play with a little red-headed girl.

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

leaps at Courtfool, misses and hits the sofa instead, humps the sofa

The sofa is stealing my hump!

<Humps CF>

<Knocks on CDP's head>

Nope. It's all in there still.

<Piddles on carpet>

<Does Snoopee dance on Monday Monster>

I do like disco.

And Christmas plays.

<Piddles on badger clone>

CourtFool wrote:

Welcome aboard, Snoopee. Everyone has a little poodle in them.

Snoopee's already had a little poodle in him twice.

It's a lot better than that bird, let me tell you.

<Urinates on the carpet>

Looks like we need some Oxiclean...

Stupid French! When I was a WWI flying ace, they couldn't ever keep their planes in the air. Grrrrr.

<marks the wall>

Snoopee wrote:

Yay! Thanks for the introductory humping, Clinically Depressed Poodle!

<Does Snoopee dance, which involves more piddling>

You don't look like a beagle. Beagles aren't white with black noses.

But...the people at the Daisy Hill Puppy Mill said I was a Beagle.

Yay! Thanks for the introductory humping, Clinically Depressed Poodle!

<Does Snoopee dance, which involves more piddling>

I'm not a poodle, but I am a pureblooded Beagle. Can I join you guys?

<Piddles>