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Maybe it's time for a little song-and-dance...

Crimson Jester wrote:

lmao.. Ploop see it hit the floor. Wee, I just lost another 10 lbs.

We need a replacment ass in here STAT!!

Quick somebody go get Sebastian!

I hope you saw the pic I posted of my sexy, white ass.

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Wolfthulhu wrote:

Well, my number is on my fb page. If you can find proof of contact I will owe you a sincere and public apology. And rum...

Well, I found the text messages for sure. Last one was 3/30. AH-HA!

Also, I think yr FB profile link is not working right anymore.

Fixed the link. Still don't remember this conversation. :/

Unforgettable...that's what I are...

::Enters thread, giggles and flashes petticoat::

And I-ee-I-ee-I...will always financially support YOU...I-ee-I...

Now, I'm twice as interesting. Frightening, isn't it, hon?

Celestial Healer wrote:

I ate a waffle shaped like the state of Texas.

Did it taste like epic fail?

Lemme get some sour grapes syrup for yer flapjacks, hun.

Is that Iron Medusa in a Laura Ashley?

All-Purpose M in Drag wrote:

Madclaw wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Treppa wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

I seriously need a top-hat.

To wear over your fez?

I'm not a single hat guy...and I might try stacking, depending.

so what you're saying is you're a poly-hatist.

EDIT: Hmmm, didn't come out quite as humors as I thought it would.

::Pat, pat::

That's okay, darlin'...you tried.

tired? It's only 10:25 and I went to bed at 10 last night.

Why, bless your heart...

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Treppa wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

I seriously need a top-hat.

To wear over your fez?

I'm not a single hat guy...and I might try stacking, depending.

so what you're saying is you're a poly-hatist.

EDIT: Hmmm, didn't come out quite as humors as I thought it would.

::Pat, pat::

I, on the other hand, feel FAB U LOUS!!!

Yes! Let's wear costumes over in this thread! Everyone will be confused and amused! Especially CONFUSED! Come to think of it, it will just be more of the same.

~I didn't want to do it...
I didn't want to do it~

Pics or it never happened.

Good mornin'
Good MORNIN'
It's GREAT to stay up late!
Good mornin'
Good mornin'
. . . . . . . . . . . . to YOU!

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Jyu1ch1 wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

So...a certain blog got it's first comment...

YAY!

Whoever that Theodric guy is, he's awesome. :-P

I heard he's this super hot college professor! ;)

Idk. I think hes too philosophical. *snickers*

::Introduces student's head to desk and vice versa::

I heard he has this tough, no non-sense attitude too, kinda that bad boy image...

Yes!

Field Marshal von Grünmann wrote:

LtCol Smokedraven wrote:

spite is what this thread and it's predecessors were all about

Mobilize your men, Lt Col!

Will do!!

My men need a little incentive, where is your Cousin the 7 leafed one

I'll dance the dance of the 7 leaves. That will motivate every man!

I so LOVE Ballroom Blitzes!

Va-voom!

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

taig wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

::Pokes head in::

So...Anyone else watching Time Bandits?

:D

"Mum! Dad! Don't touch it, it's evil!"

*KABOOM*

<Sean Connery drives by in his firetruck>

M. Night Slapmyhead only wishes he could end a movie like that.

It's just as wacky Gregg being designated driver.

I thought I had accidentally slipped into a mirror universe. I wouldn't be surprised if you told me you have a goatee.

A goatee? Don't be silly. I'm your Othermother.

Somebody please help me!

I wanna love you all over!

I should have been consulted on the honeymoon lingerie selection...

They call her hard hearted Hannah, the vamp of Savannah!
The meanest gall in town...

I'm called little Buttercup, dear little Buttercup
Sailors should never be shy!

::Dances around link with tambourine::

Vacation.

All I ever wanted.

Fish got to swim and birds got to fly,

I got to love one man till I die,
Can't help lovin' dat man of mine.

...

What?

Oh. Nevermind.

You weren't Ethel Mermany enough.

everything that teter will allow!!!

LIKE NO BUSINESS I KNOW!!!

there's no business like post business

Allez ma clip allez ma clip oui oui ma toute ma jere!

HOE!

Why don't ya come up and see me some time?

Ma-ma-ma-MAO!

*
You're a Grand Old Flag
by George M. Cohan
*
[Ethel Merman]

You're a grand old flag,
You're a high flying flag
And forever in peace may you wave.
You're the emblem of
The land I love.
The home of the free and the brave.
Ev'ry heart beats true
'neath the Red, White and Blue,
Where there's never a boast or brag.
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
Keep your eye on the grand old flag.

You're a grand old flag,
You're a high flying flag
And forever in peace may you wave.
You're the emblem of
The land I love.
The home of the free and the brave.
Ev'ry heart beats true
'neath the Red, White and Blue,
Where there's never a boast or brag.
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
Keep your eye on the grand old flag.

[/Ethel Merman]

Killing me softly with his post...

You don't make me conversions...

You don't sing me game songs...

You hardly post here anymore, when I come to the site at the end of the day.

I remember when...

There's.......

NO BUSiness like

SHOW BUSiness

like NO BUSiness I know!

Field Marshal von Grünmann wrote:

Are you sure you're not in the Army Air Corps, Captain?

Oh, no, I'm relatively certain I've joined the Navy. Why, I distinctly remember some of the men putting on a lovely little musical number earlier today in fact.

*Buttercup waves with hanky from the dock.*

We can get off-topic if you want to
We can leave your friends behind
Cuz if your friends stay on topic and don't get off-topic
Well they're
No friends of mine...

When #5 was a little calf
He grew so brave and daring
His father thought he'd 'prentice him to some career sea-faring
Mistaking his instruction which within in my brain did gyrate
I'd took and bound this promising boy apprentice to a pirate!