From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.
I don't know why I posted it, but that is just bad ass!
Borders filed for Chapter 11. I knew it was coming. Oh well, there were my number one miniatures store, but miniatures aren't going to be made anymore anyway. Weird, douchey times.
Nice sentiment, but all I can see is people using it as another vehicle to let us know that their point of view is better than yours. I wonder how long it will be before Snuggle shows up to prove his superiority over us lesser mortals?
I think Snuggle's been restricted to the laundry closet for awhile.
I'll be watching MacGruber with my son in 2 minutes. Surprisingly, no one else is in the theater with us. :)
I thought a MacGruber movie would only last two minutes. :-p
Thats what I was thinking.
Good God, what a stupid movie! I still couldn't help laughing at a couple of scenes. The humor was definitely appropriate for adolescents, which surprises me since they made it an R rated movie.
I've lost a few points of IQ, so I'm at Dingoian levels. :)
So the film was as jared as I thought it would be. ;)
Statistics
Str 10 Dex 18 Con 14 Int 8 Wis 16 Cha 8
Base Atk +0; CMB -1; CMD 13
Feats Weapon Finesse
Traits Balloon Headed
Skills Escape Artist +4 (-4 with head), Perception +7
Languages Goblin
Gear:
Treasure: rusty paperclip, empty matchbox, torn portrait of a gnome baby
Animal Friendship: Following a successful attack roll against a creature of the animal type, the user of this Licktoad badge increases her damage from that attack by +1d6 points. This extra damage is not doubled on a critical hit. The user can decide to activate this badge after rolling the regular damage for the attack.
Hurtful Words - The user of this Licktoad badge
can call forth a stream of blistering invectives against a single creature with an Intelligence score of 3 or higher within 30 feet. This allows the user to attempt an Intimidate check to demoralize that creature with a +5 circumstance bonus on the roll. If the user’s check exceeds the target DC by 5 or more, her target is staggered for 1 round instead of shaken. This is a mind-affecting effect.
Squirmtongue - The user of this Licktoad badge can reroll a single saving throw he just failed, but he immediately falls prone.
Song:
Tak likes burning stuff with fire
Tak likes hitting with a crash
Tak likes killing with a bash
Tak wished that his hands reached higher.
Background:
Tak was a scrawny goblin with a big head (housing, he believed, an extra-large brain). He endured a lot of lashing silently, but planned that once he would escape, at some point, he would make sure that each one of his oppressors would be paid back—not for his own sake, but so that they wouldn't oppress fellow goblins.
Character Concept:
Tak is a magic user who can fight in melee or ranged combat using his high Dexterity. His future seems to be most appropriate in a Wisdom-based casting class that can also fight. I was thinking particularly of becoming an inquisitor (maybe the variant with an animal companion).
Aspirations: To eradicate all enemies of goblinkind and all goblins who are unworthy of the name, and have revenge on his oppressors.