School evocation [text]; Level sorcerer/wizard 5
Casting Time several standard actions
Components S, M (powdered quartz), W (lots and lots of W)
Range close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)
Effect wall whose area is up to one 10-ft. square/level
Duration until the wall goes into the archives (D)
Saving Throw not a chance; Spell Resistance no
A wall of text creates a visible wall of pure text. The wall cannot move and is not easily destroyed. A wall of text is immune to dispel magic and flag, although a postmonster's disjunction can still dispel it. A wall of text can be damaged by spells as normal, except for disintegrate, which thankfully destroys it. It can be damaged by weapons and supernatural abilities, but a wall of text has density 30 and a number of hit points equal to 20 per caster level. Contact with a sphere of annihilation or rod of WTF instantly destroys a wall of text.