I wish my stepbrother would have joined us in the blitz.
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*sniff* My baby step-brother is all growed up. *sniff*
Our baby was just born.just cause he has long hair does not make him a woman.If you think that you are the only right person on the internet....you might be a troll.<Looks at The Jade> Dayyum! That's ugly!
No posts for almost two hours. Here's a Star Trek pun for all of you.I like that. That element would make the show so much better. Now, how to fix Jersey Shore, short of nuking it from orbit... I auditioned and they didn't pick me. Probably cuz my step-brother is a lawyer.
No posts for almost two hours. Here's a Star Trek pun for all of you.I like that. That element would make the show so much better. Now, how to fix Jersey Shore, short of nuking it from orbit... I auditioned and they didn't pick me. Probably cuz my step-brother is a lawyer.
I say neigh to the glue factory.
Seebastian never talks about his ol' stepsister.
I know, it was only someone with 2,012 posts... I like your flanks and withers, Mr. Ed!
You look just like my dear Sebastian. Say "Freedom!"
Does this mean we need to commission a new picture from Hugo? I'm still the same, baby!
My wittle Sebastian is much cuter! You said it, mom!
I'm his stepsister and I can't even get on the list.
I ain't even on Sebastian's friends with benefits list.
Where's that cute dragon, Sharoth? He's not doing the laundry again, is he?
Prolly cuz they're free, dumb!
I'm here, sugar britches!
I think you're smokin' hot, hun! How about you ride me off into the sunset?
Ugly is as ugly does, baby!
Well, shoot. That was the best looking fella that's been in this place. <Whinnies>
I found some whiskey in the liquor cabinet. Who wants some?
So how does this work? Do we unscrew her head? I think she's a flip top.
Aw s$~+! I warned you, Mrs. Butterworth's!
Oh dear, hon. You need to get out of here, before June notices you. The last bottle she set her eyes on...well, I've never seen glass melt before.
Wow, hon! You've got hair in places I've never even heard about.
Gather the strippers around. It's time to get pictures!
<Takes a slurp of tea> I didn't know the Jacks sponsored this tea. I hope step-brother doesn't mind.
I would like Barry White tea instead of Earl Grey. You were shaking it good out there, jester. Sorry I missed the dragon. I heard he was good too.
<Comes galloping in from SoFaWTL!!! and crashes through the wall> Oh yeah!
<Crashes through the wall from outside> Oh yeah! This isn't the tea party! <Crashes through another wall>
We can't have a tea party without tea! At least the stripper's still here. <Empties out Sachiye's purse and stuffs the contents in Crimson Jester's pants>
<Stuffs a $20 in Crimson Jester's pants> Woo, baby! Shake it!
"um... hair?" What is that stuff hangin off your head?
"i do..." look around nervously trying to fit in quietly... Who does your hair, hon? Mine's just nat'rally like this. A couple of rolls around in the mud and it's done.
We need June Cleaver, hon. She knows how to deal with clowns.
One has to wonder whom it was that first thought, "hmm his is interesting maybe I should dry it out roll it into a little stick and smoke it and see if I like it.?" <Gently kicks Sachiye in the sternum> You have too much Jack back in your sandwich, hon.
Damn! There goes another one! By the way, girls, excellent work with that Jack. June, I didn't know you could do that with a candelabra. And, Sachiye, hon, you are freeeeeeaky!
Save some for me! You got it, hon!
<Puts a chloroform-soaked gag on Jack> I like my men all quiet-like. The screaming gets on my nerves.
Sounds of ripping come from the adjoining room, accompanied by giggles and whinnying. And...is that a circular saw? This is gonna be fun!
<Drags Jack to an adjoining room> *Hee haw* You're welcome to come with me, Sachiye. You're such a doll, helping me get this stud. I think there's enough to go around.
This is just like the rodeo, only I'm not the one being trussed up. Who's the bull now, Jack?!?
<Reaches for the tea and kicks the table over> Stupid hooves! Wait...is the tea supposed to be eating through the floor?
Well, he hasn't left yet...OK, I'll take the left, you take the right. *squeal* *wheeze*
If we ever got hitched I don't know what would scare me more: Waking up and seeing your face every morning or being an in-law to Sebastian. *shudder* He can handle our prenups.
More tea would be lovely! Now I need to try this rope out on someone...
I never seem to have enough rope for my gentlemen visitors. They always get out. Of course, these hooves aren't made for tying ropes.
Youy're not the only one having trouble finding the right guy. <Pulls out a rubber mallet> Well, "Betsy" usually helps me. You can use it if you want.
I just can't seem to snare a man. I don't think I'm aggressive enough.
Back off witch! I haven't had a tetanus or rabies shot of late! You don't have to worry about none of that. I've just got scabies. <Winks at JRHM>
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