Me here to help Schism, have 4 postcards to deliver to everyone!
Me not trousers! Me just swap trousers of nasty thing* for trousers that me own!
*=Refers to Comte de Malodor.
I go put on my own trousers now.
*Changes into his trousers, gives the other pair back to Comte de Malodor.*
Here you go, sorry they all stretchy now.
*Finally stops dancing about about and puts on a pair of trousers.*
*Much to the disappointment of the women and the relief of Comte de Malodor.*
*Dances around with everyone, without clothes on, for some reason.*
Orange Hulk loves dancing! This party is really fun!
Ugly gnome banned for not having bald head be egg that hatches!
Besides, Quiche Lisp head look like egg that's ready to hatch!
*Marches about in typical one man band style.*
*Feels strength increase tenfold, thanks to the bright sunlight.*
Me feel really powerful now! What about all of you guys?
Or some really good sunlight!
*Opens up a large window, letting in vast amounts of sunlight.*
Me want brand that bake POWER into every product!
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Hello, sorry, Orange Hulk can't fight pretty lady, lady too pretty!
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The Vagrant Erudite wrote: Tacticslion wrote: Hurray! Finally signed in and it worked again!
WHAT?! No, I haven't been gone for a year, and to say otherwise is outrageous!
... it's really more like seven or eight months.
ANYWAY, I came here to ask WHAT THE BIZNESS IZZZ, by which, of course, I mean, "Hi, I missed you all and hope you're doing well!" and "Feel free to catch me up on stuff!"
One year?
Amateur.
Sup y'all. Me smash vagrant dragon thing, it look tough, make great opponent!
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Tacticslion wrote: Hurray! Finally signed in and it worked again!
WHAT?! No, I haven't been gone for a year, and to say otherwise is outrageous!
... it's really more like seven or eight months.
ANYWAY, I came here to ask WHAT THE BIZNESS IZZZ, by which, of course, I mean, "Hi, I missed you all and hope you're doing well!" and "Feel free to catch me up on stuff!"
Me smash you into the ground to say "welcome back!"
*Is startled by the appearance of two new individuals.*
How you two get here? This new master's castle!
*Points to the first individual.*
You, you look like Hulk - like me - but you have green skin!
*Now points to the second individual.*
And you, you orange like me, but have skin that look like rock!
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*Has an epic bout of wrestling with the massive, angry swamp shrimp.*
It is? Worry not then, Orange Hulk is here to help!
*Smashes every kind of TV and TV-like device in the universe.*
Me not weird man covered in paint and appearing in drink advert!
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Dear Uncle GoatToucher,
How come no-one care where Orange Hulk come from?
You know where Orange Hulk come from, yes?
Orange Hulk like funny poem by Maddie Prior.
Wait... you not Maddie Prior! Me smash you to pieces!
*Proceeds to do so.*
*Painful groaning noises...*
Me not feel so good... me need use restroom.
*Enters restroom, leaves after a few minutes.*
Feeling much better now!
BORVIL wrote: *PERFORMS HER SIGNATURE MOVE, 'THE STOCK CUBE', TURNING HERSELF INTO A GIANT CUBE OF DRIED BEEF EXTRACT. OVERCOME BY THE POTENTIAL FOR DELICIOUSNESS THEREIN, ORANGE HULK RELEASES THE HEADLOCK* By "release headlock", Borvil mean "Orange Hulk crush stock cube into giant cup"!
Me then add hot water, stir with giant spoon then drink soup like mixture.
We wrestle right now!
*Tackles Borvil to the ground, faster than she can blink, and puts her in a headlock.*
This too easy, and me not at full strength!
Orange Hulk likes sound of Borvil, me think she give good challenge!
Orange Hulk smash anyone who wants to fight!
*Flashback to Christmas eve, and the castle is finished being decorated.*
*Barges through the door carrying a massive 50ft fir tree.*
Me found tree! Me found really big tree for Christmas!
*Tree is setup and is immediately decorated in festive splendour.*
Orange Hulk go get lunch, getting tree make Orange Hulk hungry!
*Goes into the kitchen, starts eating some of the food for the banquet.*
Me go look for Christmas tree, find really big one!
*Goes outside to find a magnificent, 40 foot tree.*
*Is very surprised and confused about what just happened.*
You very strong, me not even angry for being thrown across room.
*Gets up, and roughly dusts self down.*
Do you use sunlight to get strong too?
Yes, radioactive foundation, specifically solar radiation.
Hence why me sometimes called Solar Hulk.
You really pale, you need more sun, get strong like me!
*Tries to gently tussle Vampire Schism's hair, but is a bit rough.*
Orange Hulk not have that problem, me use sunlight!
When day bright, Orange Hulk gets strong!
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