Last one to post wins

[Pulg]

O, it'll grow back - it always does.

Given that I don't have anything resembling a nervous system, this must be rather frustrating for you, too.

[Dedrick, The Professor]

He doesn't care, just makes his study of you more interesting.

If you're getting bored, have him dissect your wives.

[Pulg]

I'm not sure how dissecting two bricks would be any more amusing for him.

[Comte de Malodor]

A mint condition Yamaha DX7IID, on the other hand....

[Pulg's Fairy Monkeyboard Trio]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Waterhammer]

Comte de Malodor wrote:

A mint condition Yamaha DX7IID, on the other hand....

Was getting excited. Thought we were going to discuss motorcycles. Then I looked it up...

Keyboards, yeah those are cool too.

Oh, well. Smurf.

[Vidmaster7]

Heh my momma always said I exceed parameters.

[Friend from Outer Space]

*After having successfully dissected Pulg's Wives, I notice Comte de Malodor.*

Interesting, I was informed that you and your patriarch were sent to place worse than hell fifteen centuries from now. I must learn how you were able to get back, but please don't tell me, I wish to find out for myself. Please lay down on here.

*Comte de Malodor lays down on a medical table and gives a bizarre look (a cross between worry and joy).*

Please get those awful thoughts out of your head, if possible. My people use psychic powers to perform a mind probe, whereas the kind of probing that you are thinking about is what humans have done to my kind. Thankfully, I never had that happen to me. Now, please remain motionless.

*Begins dissecting Comte de Malodor.*

[Mr. Grinch]

So, while that's taking place, I'm going to roll some dice.

1d6d10d1001 ⇒ (418, 204, 746, 462, 249, 142, 301, 423, 994, 3, 493, 524, 382, 613, 579, 118, 504, 306, 448, 948, 922, 545, 54, 97) = 10475

[All_might!]

Where you rolling my strength check?

[Mr. Grinch]

Nope, just rolling some random mismatched dice.

10d1001 ⇒ (562, 597, 169, 168, 654, 514, 133, 928, 525, 671) = 4921

All the same, me thinks that you are making up for something...

[All_might!]

Always give it Plus Ultra my green grumpy friend.

[Schism]

*Whispers to All_might.

Shh! He doesn't liked to be called grumpy!

[Pulg]

What about 'rumpy'?

[Mr. Grinch]

*Shoves Pulg all the way up the rear end of All_might!*

How's THAT for either of those adjectives?

[The when]

You’re a green one, Mister Stench.

I bet you do eat green eggs and ham, too.

[Mr. Grinch]

*Throws a bag of hazardous waste at The when (not caring if it actually hits or not).*

I'll teach YOU to say rude things and bother folks, you unwanted globe of pyrite!

[Pulg]

Mr. Grinch wrote:

*Shoves Pulg all the way up the rear end of All_might!*

How's THAT for either of those adjectives?

Can't talk. Stuck up He-Man's bum.

(Sorry if it's rather itchy)

[Mr. Grinch]

Well, fortunately for you, it was a rhetorical and sarcastic question!

[Conspiracy_master7]

Nice try L12PW but I figured it out!

[Mr. Grinch]

*Feigning interest.* Really? Please do tell us ALL about it!

[Conspiracy_master7]

Trying to prevent me from winning by making me unable to post! devious! looking at you grinch!

[Mr. Grinch]

Why, thank you! It takes a certain level of genius and nastiness to achieve such feat!

[The when]

Feet indeed. Big green smelly feet. With snaggly , untrimmed toenails.

[Mr. Grinch]

*Throws another bag of hazardous waste at The when (again, not caring if it actually hits or not).*

Unless you are willing to let people catch you, STOP BOTHERING US!

[Vidmaster7]

I always liked "The Who" better.

[Mr. Grinch]

Well, we ALL can't have a "Magic Bus" now can we?!

[Schism]

I feel sorry for The How.
Always the sixth wheel..

[Mr. Grinch]

*Scowls menacingly at Schism.*

Quiet you, there's garbage to catapult into the neighbor's house and garden.

[Battery Sgt. Major Longears]

HON THE COMMAND 'ONE', THE HACE OF BASE MINIDISCS ARE TO BE PLACED HIN THE BUCKET OF THE TREBUCHET!

[Schism]

Fire One!
Whizzz!
Short and to the left.
Reloads and adjusts aim.

Fire Two!
Whizzz!
Still short but lined up.
Reloads and adjusts aim.

Fire Three!
Whizzz!
Splat
BULLSEYE!!

[Waterhammer]

Hi, Schism Smurf. Whatcha flinging at?

[Mr. Grinch]

*Views garbage flinging through a pair of binoculars, sporting high ranking British Army uniform.*

Good work soldiers, now keep it up and we'll be victorious by noon tomorrow!

*Turns to the transformed Waterhammer.*

I think it's your mother's house. But, you really hated her, right?

[Waterhammer]

Mama Smurf? Hmm, I don’t know...

[Vidmaster7]

I don't think their was a Mama Smurf.

[Pulg]

Do they reproduce via parthenogenesis, then?

[Vidmaster7]

Makes more sense then Smurfette being the only female.

[Schism]

FYI:
Baby 'Little Blue Creep' was brought by Feathers the Stork on the night of the blue moon.

"'Little Blue Creeps' and the Lost Village" introduced an all female village.

[Mr. Grinch]

Intriguing, never saw the film so, I'll have to take your word for it.

Also, Vidmaster7, the 'Little Blue Creep' you mentioned isn't the only girl.

*Thinks for a second.*

However, prior to the movie Schism mentioned, Gargamel had to create each female 'Little Blue Creep'.

[Vidmaster7]

Oh yeah their was like a little kid red head girl smurf wasn't there?

[Schism]

Sassette was created by 'Little Blue Creeps' who had been youthened.
They used the Creepy Wizard's Formula.

[Mr. Grinch]

Very true Schism, however, I have noticed that you are not launching garbage anymore.

[Schism]

Yeep!

Acquiring new target.
crank
Aiming
Firing for effect
Whizzz!
Near miss.

adjusting
Reload
Firing
Whizzz!
Splat
Direct hit.
Hmm? It didn't go down.

reload
Fire
Whizzz!
How did I miss.
Wait! Is it supposed to move?

Reload
Crank Crank
Firing
Whizzz!
Splat

Target destroyed.

[Mr. Grinch]

*Uses binoculars to view the devastation.*

Let's see you get elected for a sixteenth term now, Mr. Mayor!

*Turns to Schism.*

Nice work kiddo, but rest up just yet. We still have 40 acres of garbage and hazardous materials. Keep launching.

[Captain Danger Bear]

Captain Danger Bear requests that you set fire to it so he can run through it backwards, holding a pair of scissors in each paw.

[Mr. Grinch]

*Sets Captain Danger Bear on fire, impales each paw with a pair of scissors, then catapults him.*

I think you'll find that to be a much better idea.

[Waterhammer]

I watched the Smurfs and the Lost Village. Forgot most all of it. Except the excellent advice: Safety third!

[Mr. Grinch]

Unless you're Captain Danger Bear, then it's: Safety NEVER!

[Captain Danger Bear]

Mr. Grinch wrote:

*Sets Captain Danger Bear on fire, impales each paw with a pair of scissors, then catapults him.*

I think you'll find that to be a much better idea.

Captain Danger Bear appreciates all you are doing for him.

[Mr. Grinch]

If you want even more dangerous excitement, go see Friend from Outer Space. He'll help you out.