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When I got out I do like to pull out all the frills.

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Hey, did I ever tell you guys about my musical blender?

*Presents giant blender, shoves Un-Bear-able Puns into it and purees him to the tune of Livin La Vida Loca by Ricky Martin.*


You can't go putting bears in blenders you'll cause a Pandamix.


Oh, this thread about how much I win is still going!


You win Fish-Malkovitch's musical blender.

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My cousin won't appreciate that. But here's a song instead.

*Puts Last One to Post into the blender and purees the glorious winner to the song of We are the Champions by Queen.*


Starts chewing on Fish-Malkovich's leg

I love Fish Sticks.

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Ouch! That's MY leg you're chewing on!

*Viciously shakes off Kat's Eye.*

Stupid feline, are you blind or something?


Fishy-Malkovich doesn’t have legs, per se. So a natural mistake.


Give it a couple of million years and he will.

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*Effortlessly kicks Waterhammer and Pulg in the "sore spots". And finds out it's like kicking a couple of iron girders.*

YEOUCH! That really hurts!

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...


*clack*...

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Yes, it has been rather slow as of recent.

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When?

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Very funny.

*Gift wraps The when and sends it to Goattoucher's workroom.*

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*Count Reiner Heydrich finds the when to be far more elusive than anticipated. In fact, he finds that he somehow packages and ships himself to Goattoucher’s funhouse, instead.*

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Actually, that doesn't surprise me. The when is like tomorrow, it's always on its way but never arrives. And who knew that Goattoucher had a fun house?


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Fun for GoatToucher, not so much everyone else.


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This is GoatToucher's Fun House, feat. GoatToucher

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*Bursts into the room, excitedly.*

It took a while, but I've actually done it!

*Gestures to a large figure entering the room.*

With great pride, I give you, Koboulderus!

*The monster steps forward and everyone can see that it is 12 feet tall in height, possesses a slim yet muscular build, is covered in magenta coloured scales, has eyes that are a deep shade of aquamarine and (interestingly) is female despite being a clone of a male kobold.*

She's a real beauty, isn't she?

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Marvellous work Porto, I am impressed!


Wow. Goattoucher puts the wow! In mullets.

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When you say "wow" do you mean "wow that's a FABULOUS mullet" or do you mean "oh my goodness, that mullet is just so outrageous that the only word I have for it is wow"?


Definitely the latter.


How do we put THE OWL in mullets?

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*Recoils in fear.*

Not the owls!

*Those Deadly Owls start to attack.*

Help! These fiends often prey on bats!


Hmm. So how do you feel about owlbats?

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*Briefly shoos away Those Deadly Owls.*

An abomination that should never exist!

*Those Deadly Owls return to finish their attack.*

Not again!

*Manages to speak while being injured.*

Owls and bats are like oil and water, they don't mix!


Holds up an ovoid shape.

Look what I found in a nearby nest, a Deadly Owl egg.

Whatever shall I do with it?

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*Some of the owls stop attacking me to go for Cluny.*

Get rid of that thing! And not over here!


Hoot hoot.

Death is on the wing, as silent and deadly as Vidmaster7's flatulence

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He isn't going to like you saying that.

*Uses a special device to call Poog.*

Only that crazy goblin and his birdcrunchers can help now.


If Those Deadly Owls attack me, I may accidently drop the egg on the ground.
Why don't we just call a truce and go our separate ways?

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Sounds good, but the owls are appropriately named!

*The pecking and clawing has finally got me.*

Just put the egg back and save yourself.

*Looks up to the sky with hopelessness.*

It's too late for me now...

*Dies (for the Nth time).*


Cluny the Scourge wrote:

If Those Deadly Owls attack me, I may accidently drop the egg on the ground.

Why don't we just call a truce and go our separate ways?

It's a Deadly Owl Kinder Egg.

Try dropping it, and see what your 'surprise' might be.


Those wobbly dowels.


I have returned!


Do it another time. So we can get photos.


oh ok no problem.


*vanishes with og vidmaster7 as if they were never there*

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*Returns to life (or rather, unlife).*

Wait don't go, I was hoping to talk to you!


*clack?*

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OK, I'll talk to you.

*Checks that crab7 is using a pad and pen.*

I was just wondering if you have been part of a game (as either a player or the GM) and the group encountered a creature from a different environment to where it is usually met (eg the adventure takes place in the jungle and you encounter a remorhaz, which is usually found in cold places). And if you have, what was the reason for it? Because I'm currently working on such a concept for my games, but I'm keeping it simple for now (for example, in the adventure I'm creating that is set in a savannah, I'll be having a some arsinoitherium migrate from their usual temperate climate to a warmer one).


They are following the trail of tempting beans that I laid.

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*Teleports a Lord President Beans from either the future or an alternative reality to kill THIS version of Lord President Beans in a most horrible fashion.*

Honestly, he's just SO annoying. Not everyone likes beans!


Doctor or no, you are a LIAR!!!


His doctorate is in teleportation, not beanealogy. So talking out of turn, a bit.


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Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:

OK, I'll talk to you.

*Checks that crab7 is using a pad and pen.*

I was just wondering if you have been part of a game (as either a player or the GM) and the group encountered a creature from a different environment to where it is usually met (eg the adventure takes place in the jungle and you encounter a remorhaz, which is usually found in cold places). And if you have, what was the reason for it? Because I'm currently working on such a concept for my games, but I'm keeping it simple for now (for example, in the adventure I'm creating that is set in a savannah, I'll be having a some arsinoitherium migrate from their usual temperate climate to a warmer one).

*clack clack*

*writes*
So one type of game I tend to run is ones with planar collisions and a lot of plane shifting. so I do tend to have monsters thrown around. Make it sort of the players jobs to save the eco systems. having a rhemoraz in the jungle is probably bad for all parties involved the remhoraz doesn't like it and the local fauna for sure don't. Exploring the ramification of it could be fun.

Alternativly haveing animals that have naturally evolved in different climates could be interesting too. So instead of a cold remoraz reverse it to a hot one or maybe even a acid eating one. I feel like the old 3.5 environment book series had some templates for those situations.

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*Reads what crab7 has written.*

Now that is interesting, thank you for the insight.

*Gets crab7 a nice cold beer to drink.*

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